Author Topic: I'm getting a new piercing! (Read 19504 times)

B E C K · « **Reply #60 on:** Nov 22, 2005, 09:24:13 PM »

Eh, that sucks. Pretty much the same reason I haven't gotten any tattoos on my arms (or dyed my hair purple like I wanted to). Not that I'm gonna work in any embassy but I do want to get a better job down the road.

Rama · « **Reply #61 on:** Nov 22, 2005, 09:46:05 PM »

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No, Faye isn't in a sorrority. She just has a close knit friend-group that consists of women who ENJOY things like alcohol, piercings, gay guys, being intoxicated, and sometimes enjoying quasi-lesbianic experiences with one another or in the presence of a guy/ guy's.

Ha Ha! That was pretty good.

IDE · « **Reply #62 on:** Nov 23, 2005, 12:44:08 AM »

If getting your tongue pierced makes you retarded it also gets you laid by your career planning professor who is 5 years older than you. Down syndrome and hot teacher ass go together like chocolate and peanutbutter as far as I'm concerned.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #63 on:** Nov 23, 2005, 09:49:31 AM »

I don't think I've ever gotten laid cause of my tongue piercing. Nobody even notices it! Just yesterday, I was in a pub, and talking with a friend I've known for 3 years(I've had the piercing for 4 years) and hes like "Wait a minute, do you have a tongue piercing? Since when??"
So as I said, piercing for me is a way of "Art". I've never gotten a piercing or tatto with the sole motive of getting laid.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #64 on:** Nov 23, 2005, 12:51:30 PM »

"I'm gonna get a hole poked in my hoohah so I can be stimulated while I merely walk around!" is just plain slutty. And the thought of a metal stud anywhere near either my mouth or my unit fills me with implacable dread.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #65 on:** Nov 23, 2005, 01:02:39 PM »

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"I'm gonna get a hole poked in my hoohah so I can be stimulated while I merely walk around!" is just plain slutty.

Did I say that?

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #66 on:** Nov 23, 2005, 01:12:27 PM »

Did I say you did?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #67 on:** Nov 23, 2005, 01:27:33 PM »

That's what I understood by reading your post

Rama · « **Reply #68 on:** Nov 23, 2005, 02:22:18 PM »

Did you say, that he said, that you did?

Guest · « **Reply #69 on:** Nov 23, 2005, 04:27:19 PM »

Assuming that the walking thing really works. How is that in any way slutty?

Slutty to me is a girl that goes into the frat house and starts going from room to room getting her hoohah pummeled merciliessly, not some girl that decides to get a body piercing. Might as well say that any guy that sits at home watching broadband INTERNET pr0n so he can jerk off is a total sleezeball.

IDE · « **Reply #70 on:** Nov 23, 2005, 04:44:06 PM »

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I've never gotten a piercing or tatto with the sole motive of getting laid.

Neither have I, but I don't think it's art either.

No one notices that I have one anymore too because I never play with it but when I first got it I played with it alot (just a subconscious habit I guess) and the girls were all up ons. From "I've never kissed a guy with a tongue ring before..." to the crowning achievment of banging my teacher (I'll bet there have been presidents that never accomplished this) my tongue ring has brought me nothing but joy.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #71 on:** Nov 23, 2005, 05:20:34 PM »

you fucked your teacher??? HOW did that happen?? was she old???

IDE · « **Reply #72 on:** Nov 23, 2005, 07:07:00 PM »

She wasn't old old. She was 27 and I was 22. I was out at a club with my friends and she started dancing with me. I wasn't sure who she was at first and I asked if she wanted a beer and a shot, she said she'd take the beer (but I got her the shot too anyways). When I turned around to hand them to her I realized who she was. I couldn't believe this was happening, it was like a dream come true. And the very best part...the part that makes the whole case for dating women my own age was that she asked me to go home with her. Not in a sleazy "Let's go home and fuck" way but in an innocent "Im not sure if I should be doing this but it's what I want and I'm old enough to get what I want" way. So I ditched my friends and left with her.

Later she told me that what had been driving her crazy was watching me playing with my tongue ring in class. She said she justified it because she wasn't in charge of my group (the course was taught by 3 people), but she still gave me the answers to the final.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #73 on:** Nov 23, 2005, 07:22:14 PM »

no WAAAYY! hahaha omg!! thats awesome hahah congrats!
I don't think I could ever do a teacher, all the guy teachers here are oooold

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #74 on:** Nov 23, 2005, 08:07:52 PM »

o_O
I guess I'm too proper. I wouldn't do a teacher I had.

Rama · « **Reply #75 on:** Nov 26, 2005, 02:24:10 AM »

Eh IDE and Faye should just get married....they where clearly made for each other.

tomduo · « **Reply #76 on:** Nov 26, 2005, 03:28:13 PM »

I dunno, does he want seventeen STDs?

B E C K · « **Reply #77 on:** Nov 26, 2005, 04:00:42 PM »

I dunno. I mean his tongue ring could get him a hot scientist with seventeen cures. Hypothetically, of course.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #78 on:** Nov 26, 2005, 04:26:26 PM »

Supposedly I should be getting my piercing done today, but I don't wanna go alonee! :'(

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #79 on:** Nov 27, 2005, 09:20:18 AM »

Update!
I got it done! I still can't believe it! its sooo cute!! I'm so proud of myself, my friend told me I had the biggest balls ever for getting this done. It hurt like SHIT.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #80 on:** Nov 27, 2005, 11:53:58 AM »

Pics?

If your friend was there would he/she realise you didn't have balls? Unless....

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #81 on:** Nov 27, 2005, 12:44:38 PM »

she just said i have big balls and she wouldn't have the balls to do it.

You can look at pics online, i would neeever put a pic of my cooch here! I have put a pic of my tattoo here before though( only the first one though)

tomduo · « **Reply #82 on:** Nov 27, 2005, 01:21:11 PM »

I think anyone putting a needle around that area has to have no sensations of anything near there. x.x

I cringe from teeth still.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #83 on:** Nov 27, 2005, 04:02:05 PM »

oo believe me, i DO have sensation down there. the needle was HUGE. 10 gauge, its like 1/4 of the thick of a finger( horizontal)

tomduo · « **Reply #84 on:** Nov 27, 2005, 05:42:32 PM »

And it seemed like a good idea to have this attack your sensitive areas?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #85 on:** Nov 27, 2005, 05:55:23 PM »

i didnt know it was gonna be that thick. but then the guy explained me about the "cheese-cutter effect". hes like: "well for down there its better if its thick. cause , for example: you know how the cheese cutter works right? its a very thin wire cutting thru cheese like if it was butter. u dont want that to happen down there do you? "and i said HELL NOOO

tomduo · « **Reply #86 on:** Nov 27, 2005, 09:43:01 PM »

...

*passes out*

x.x

B E C K · « **Reply #87 on:** Nov 27, 2005, 11:18:27 PM »

tomduo · « **Reply #88 on:** Nov 27, 2005, 11:29:10 PM »

*is dead*

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #89 on:** Nov 28, 2005, 12:15:31 AM »

there's a pic online of the cheese-cutter effect. its on an ear though. do u guys wanna see it?

Author Topic: I'm getting a new piercing! (Read 19504 times)

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