Author Topic: Elizabethtown (Read 5888 times)

Faye Valentine · « **on:** Oct 16, 2005, 09:49:40 PM »

The only reason I went to see this piece of crap called "a movie" was because of Orlando Bloom.
He sucks as an american. The girl sucks as everything. The movie sucks. Me and everybody there didn't understand shit .

Max Con · « **Reply #1 on:** Oct 16, 2005, 09:56:44 PM »

Everything with Orlando Bloom in it usually sucks by default.

Faye Valentino · « **Reply #2 on:** Oct 16, 2005, 10:27:24 PM »

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Everything with Orlando Bloom in it usually sucks by default.

Sucks him?

But seriously, it's drivel chick trash. No offense to any of the women here. But what didja expect? A sweeping epic? He did it for the money.

I'd do it too.

B E C K · « **Reply #3 on:** Oct 16, 2005, 10:44:12 PM »

I thought it kinda looked like a cute movie, I just kinda wondered what the point was. What's it suppose to be about? I didn't get that from the preview and it bothered me. Plus, he just looks hotter as an elf. It is his gift. It is his curse.

Rama · « **Reply #4 on:** Oct 16, 2005, 10:46:18 PM »

It's about a guy that returns to his hometown for his father's funeral and runs into his old GF and they fall in love again or something equally as sappy along those lines.

B E C K · « **Reply #5 on:** Oct 16, 2005, 11:00:09 PM »

Wow. Nothing like death to get it hard. Just like Edgar Allan Poe.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #6 on:** Oct 16, 2005, 11:27:26 PM »

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It's about a guy that returns to his hometown for his father's funeral and runs into his old GF and they fall in love again or something equally as sappy along those lines.

its about a guy who returns to his hometowm for his father's funeral, yes.but the girl is not his ex gf, shes some flight attendant he met on his flight there. the rest is confusing as hell. it doesnt make sense

Rama · « **Reply #7 on:** Oct 17, 2005, 09:30:41 AM »

Well that is just as sappy as the Ex GF plot, but the EX GF plot is so much more believeable. If he got a hard on for the Flight Attendant they would have joined the Mile high club and she would have grabbed another flight back and they'd proably never see each other again, but I guess that wouldn't make a very good movie.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #8 on:** Oct 17, 2005, 10:41:45 AM »

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Plus, he just looks hotter as an elf. It is his gift. It is his curse.

So do Hugo Weaving, Craig Parker & Marton Csokas. It's the hair & attitude.

B E C K · « **Reply #9 on:** Oct 17, 2005, 10:53:23 AM »

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Well that is just as sappy as the Ex GF plot, but the EX GF plot is so much more believeable. If he got a hard on for the Flight Attendant they would have joined the Mile high club and she would have grabbed another flight back and they'd proably never see each other again, but I guess that wouldn't make a very good movie.

Not if they made it a wacky, slapstick comedy.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #10 on:** Oct 17, 2005, 01:36:52 PM »

...Starring Rob Schneider... *takes idea off to movie studio*

Rama · « **Reply #11 on:** Oct 17, 2005, 02:17:40 PM »

It'd only work if she ended up Pregant and then throw the goofy bachelor into a fish out of water storyline, which would of course wrap up with her giving birth in a plane bathroom so that the story comes full circle.

Hmmmmmmmmm..........Actually.......

The D · « **Reply #12 on:** Oct 18, 2005, 09:28:42 PM »

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Everything with Orlando Bloom in it usually sucks by default.

I assume LotR and (edit) Pirates of the Caribbean aren't included in that list. <_<

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Oct 18, 2005, 09:30:20 PM »

what's potc again?

Faye Valentino · « **Reply #14 on:** Oct 18, 2005, 11:04:27 PM »

It is Kenyan for edited.

Max Con · « **Reply #15 on:** Oct 19, 2005, 02:44:44 AM »

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Everything with Orlando Bloom in it usually sucks by default.
I assume LotR and (edit) Pirates of the Caribbean aren't included in that list. <_<

Ohhhhh yes they are.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #16 on:** Oct 19, 2005, 10:12:22 AM »

In that case, congratulations, you are an idiot.

Max Con · « **Reply #17 on:** Oct 19, 2005, 12:21:33 PM »

And my heart is set ablaze.

B E C K · « **Reply #18 on:** Oct 21, 2005, 09:28:44 PM »

Why'd you edit? You could've just posted Pirates of the Caribbean. Not like no one knows you edited.