Author Topic: Sixteen and not done yet! (Read 5763 times)

Bernie · « **on:** Oct 14, 2005, 09:19:36 AM »

In honor of the crazy woman who just had kid #16 and wants more, I present the following joke:

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She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children.

Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together."

One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"

The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #1 on:** Oct 14, 2005, 09:24:21 AM »

Freakin' brilliant.

Merla · « **Reply #2 on:** Oct 14, 2005, 03:16:11 PM »

THAT IS GROSS!!! That crazy cow also said she wants to have more children. The human body wasn't meant for that shit!

:x :x :x

Faye Valentino · « **Reply #3 on:** Oct 14, 2005, 06:00:12 PM »

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In honor of the crazy woman who just had kid #16 and wants more, I present the following joke:

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She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children.

Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together."

One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"

The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."

When I saw that, I thought of Bernie yelling 'BREEDER' at the screen.

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Oct 15, 2005, 02:45:17 PM »

But they're sixteen little miracles!

*GIANT CRINGE* *PUKE*

B E C K · « **Reply #5 on:** Oct 15, 2005, 02:50:21 PM »

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The Discovery Health Channel filmed Johannah's birth and plans to air a show about the family in May.

NOOOOOOOOO!!! Every other show on that damn channel has to be about prizes popping out a vag! Christ!

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Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar's children include two sets of twins. Each child's name begins with the letter "J":

Joshua, 17; John David, 15; Janna, 15; Jill, 14; Jessa, 12; Jinger, 11; Joseph, 10; Josiah, 9; Joy-Anna, 8; Jeremiah, 6; Jedidiah, 6; Jason, 5; James, 4; Justin, 2; Jackson Levi, 1

*TWITCH* SPAZ! "Jinger"!?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #6 on:** Oct 16, 2005, 09:34:32 PM »

hahah my last boyfriends' name has been Joshua, Jake, JR and Jay

B E C K · « **Reply #7 on:** Oct 16, 2005, 10:59:10 PM »

Four little miracles!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #8 on:** Oct 16, 2005, 11:29:10 PM »

Except the jewish one, he was kosher

Faye Valentino · « **Reply #9 on:** Oct 17, 2005, 09:12:10 AM »

Jewish people have miracles.

Rama · « **Reply #10 on:** Oct 17, 2005, 09:27:35 AM »

Yeah like how Adam Goldberg keeps getting works, even though he isn't funny at all. That's a Jewish Miracle.

Faye Valentino · « **Reply #11 on:** Oct 17, 2005, 09:38:29 AM »

Or the success of the Simpsons? Not the TV show, the slutty sisters.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #12 on:** Oct 17, 2005, 10:26:30 AM »

Kosher? Interesting name.

Rama · « **Reply #13 on:** Oct 17, 2005, 02:23:35 PM »

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Or the success of the Simpsons? Not the TV show, the slutty sisters.

But they arn't Jewish. And as we all know Yahweh wants to destroy all Gentiles.

Whew, had to double chell and make sure I didn't write genitals on that one.

B E C K · « **Reply #14 on:** Oct 18, 2005, 09:45:51 PM »

Maybe Yahweh wants to destroy them, too.

Rama · « **Reply #15 on:** Oct 18, 2005, 09:52:39 PM »

Well the Jewish law does call for circumcision, which does seem to be an attack on the penis.

Faye Valentino · « **Reply #16 on:** Oct 18, 2005, 11:03:06 PM »

I am snipped.

Rama · « **Reply #17 on:** Oct 19, 2005, 03:02:08 AM »

As am I, but not for religious reason.

Faye Valentino · « **Reply #18 on:** Oct 19, 2005, 10:33:18 AM »

Ditto. If I was Jewish... I'D BE RICH!

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Oct 21, 2005, 09:23:01 PM »

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Well the Jewish law does call for circumcision, which does seem to be an attack on the penis.

Like a yarmulke is an attack on the head.