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Re: *pities Tom*
« Reply #180 on: Jun 26, 2009, 12:22:02 PM »
What can I say?  Your fabulosity with Wampa snot is sheer genius.
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« Reply #181 on: Jun 26, 2009, 01:47:01 PM »
I've got sinus problems right now, so the Wampa snot has been overtaken by my own. I keep crying and coughing, too. Just a horrible day.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #182 on: Jun 26, 2009, 02:55:15 PM »
Owl Pellets are just karma here.  When you die, they carry over to your next life.

Well now I know I'm destined for hell... or a life as a sewer rat.

I saw this and thought "when did I get the ability to start threads again, and when did I do it?" and then "Who ressurected an old thread?" I can't even remember what this thread was about.


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« Reply #183 on: Jun 27, 2009, 09:08:03 AM »
So...you're going to become a carpenter? 

Build me a new chest of drawers.  With a purty mirror on top.

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« Reply #184 on: Jun 28, 2009, 01:50:06 AM »
I smell trouble with both "Chest" and "Drawers" being mentioned.

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« Reply #185 on: Jun 28, 2009, 10:09:07 PM »
Do you wanna fuck me? I wanna fuck me.

*tucks it and dances to creepy techno*
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: *pities Tom*
« Reply #186 on: Jun 29, 2009, 12:57:42 AM »
You forgot the chap stick!

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« Reply #187 on: Jun 29, 2009, 01:59:08 PM »
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN! CHAPSTICK TOO! This is a very dry climate and people with your skin type need to keep their skin hydrated to avoid collagen loss.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #188 on: Jun 30, 2009, 11:18:21 PM »
Wh-what happened here.

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« Reply #189 on: Jul 01, 2009, 12:18:35 AM »
Ok...I said it was dangerous to say chest and Drawers as someone would make it all sexual, most likely IDE. Then Tom came in and did a little bit from Clerks 2 (awesome movie...I'd say it was better then Clerks but I'd get crucified if I admitted it) but he forgot the part that always make me laugh, that Jay puts on Chap Stick right before saying his line. Then Tom referenced Silence of the Lambs.


That should bring you up to speed.
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Re: *pities Tom*
« Reply #190 on: Jul 01, 2009, 12:48:25 AM »
So are you saying that I shouldn't have passed up Clerks 2 when I saw it in the $5 Wal-mart bin?

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« Reply #191 on: Jul 01, 2009, 12:53:55 AM »
No...I didn't. Course I'd already seen it, but there are a lot of extras.

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« Reply #192 on: Jul 01, 2009, 01:05:08 AM »
Never cared a whole lot for extras.  Not these days.  Now anything that's not the movie is supposed to be some special extra.  Instead of being an extra like a prize in your cereal, it's an extra like cr0n in your poop.

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« Reply #193 on: Jul 01, 2009, 01:11:32 AM »
Not even Commentary? Jay isn't drunk OR high on this one. Which he has been on all the other ones I've heard.

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« Reply #194 on: Jul 01, 2009, 01:24:36 AM »
Is that necessarily a good thing?  Although you reminded me, Schmoo almost hit a swaggering drunk tonight.  It was scary in a twisted fun way.

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« Reply #195 on: Jul 01, 2009, 01:28:41 AM »
Well the movie is still worth the 5 even without all that stuff.

And what would have made it really fun would have been burying him outside of town and never speaking of it again. Course maybe that's just me.

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« Reply #196 on: Jul 01, 2009, 06:29:19 AM »
So are you saying that I shouldn't have passed up Clerks 2 when I saw it in the $5 Wal-mart bin?
...I would have bought two, one for regular viewing,  one to isolate Rosario Dawson dancing on top of Moobys.

I love when women don't wear bras. I hate bras so goddamned much. Why do I have to spend 40+ bucks per bra at VS? WHY!?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #197 on: Jul 01, 2009, 12:54:33 PM »
So are you saying that I shouldn't have passed up Clerks 2 when I saw it in the $5 Wal-mart bin?
...I would have bought two, one for regular viewing,  one to isolate Rosario Dawson dancing on top of Moobys.

Oh yes...

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« Reply #198 on: Jul 01, 2009, 01:34:20 PM »
Those meatsocks were bouncing in the best way.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #199 on: Jul 01, 2009, 03:47:44 PM »
So are you spending $5 for the movie or for Rosario Dawson?  Because those are two different things.  I don't have problems spending $5 for a movie I want in my collection but I mainly stick to buying stuff I'd watch over and over again, because I don't want the clutter involved in having something in my library that I barely touch.  The latter I equate with Merla buying that POS Journey to the Center of the Earth just to look at Brenden Fraiser's buffness.

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« Reply #200 on: Jul 01, 2009, 07:31:25 PM »
Oh, the donkey scene makes it rewatchable, as does Jay dancing.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #201 on: Jul 01, 2009, 11:05:40 PM »
Porch Monkey...that was great too.

"I'm taking it back!"

And then the Lord of the Rings rant had me on the floor too. Seriously I think it might top Mallrats as my fav. Kevin Smith Movie.

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« Reply #202 on: Jul 02, 2009, 07:00:40 AM »
I can build one hell of a deck.

Šough my parents didn't put up a gutter on šat side of še house, and the roof line sends a torrent of water onto one particular board - which has caused it to warp severely and pull up še one screw šat was holding šat end down (due to an unfortunate placement of the plank relative to še joists).


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« Reply #203 on: Jul 02, 2009, 11:24:30 AM »
It sounds exactly še same!

And definitely buy Clerks 2, it's a solid movie.  Še "Pillowpants" scene was also good.

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« Reply #204 on: Jul 02, 2009, 12:21:34 PM »
Now I'm gonna have to watch this movie again.