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Re: *pities Tom*
« Reply #150 on: Jun 16, 2009, 09:52:41 PM »
I never liked Transformers... yet I come here.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: *pities Tom*
« Reply #151 on: Jun 17, 2009, 12:32:45 AM »
What does this place have to do with Transformers?  The most Transformy it ever got was when Brian Drummond voiced Jetstorm on Beast Machines.

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« Reply #152 on: Jun 17, 2009, 12:54:58 AM »
I'd heard of nuri but it would be years later before I found this place.


So...just heard of Nuri. No mention of me?


*sigh*

I am so Garfunkel right now. -___-

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Re: *pities Tom*
« Reply #153 on: Jun 17, 2009, 01:39:10 AM »
You knew which one you were.

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« Reply #154 on: Jun 17, 2009, 01:42:38 AM »
I know, I know. I was always going to be the Ed to your Johnny, right from the start.

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« Reply #155 on: Jun 17, 2009, 05:15:53 AM »
What does this place have to do with Transformers?  The most Transformy it ever got was when Brian Drummond voiced Jetstorm on Beast Machines.
Everyone else seems to love them, I dunno.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: *pities Tom*
« Reply #156 on: Jun 18, 2009, 10:23:06 PM »
No more it seems than they love any other totem of geekery.

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« Reply #157 on: Jun 18, 2009, 11:21:52 PM »
And this place is full of geekery.

Transformers is only like my 3rd favorite toyline from the 80s.

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« Reply #158 on: Jun 19, 2009, 12:01:09 AM »
I'd heard of nuri but it would be years later before I found this place.


So...just heard of Nuri. No mention of me?


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I am so Garfunkel right now. -___-

When I first stepped on the scene there was a thread called The Gooch Shack with the sub message "forget rama, ask the gooch!" which had 1000s of responses. So apparently you had a QnA thread at one point but were long gone by the time I got there.

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« Reply #159 on: Jun 19, 2009, 12:48:57 AM »
Yeah I think I did...but it was after Beck had left, and all I got was people asking me where she was. It was that Garfunkel effect I was talking about...I was only intreisting when I was around her, by myself not so much. People love Simom & Garfunkel. People love Paul Simon. No one loves Garfunkel. But never really bugged me all that much, since I was like a big thing on another board at the time, so if I needed an ego stroke I just went there.
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« Reply #160 on: Jun 19, 2009, 09:13:12 PM »
I'll stroke something for ya... but I'm gonna need about 3 fifty.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: *pities Tom*
« Reply #161 on: Jun 21, 2009, 01:49:54 AM »
350... owl pellets.  Because you have none.  :(






Well... now you have one.

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« Reply #162 on: Jun 21, 2009, 09:40:47 AM »
What is an owl pellet anyways? Does it get you free pr0n passwords?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: *pities Tom*
« Reply #163 on: Jun 21, 2009, 11:00:27 PM »
I thought it could be one of two things. Either Owl food...or Owl Crap.

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« Reply #164 on: Jun 22, 2009, 02:36:21 PM »
I'll stroke something for ya... but I'm gonna need about 3 fifty.

Well it was 'bout šat time when I noticed Tom was žree stories tall and a monster from še paleolithic era!  GOD DAMMIT, I ain't giving you no tree-fitty you goddamn Loch Ness monster!

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« Reply #165 on: Jun 22, 2009, 02:39:42 PM »
Why the hell are you using germanic characters?! This is Rabbitinasuit, not the prose edda.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #166 on: Jun 22, 2009, 05:18:57 PM »
He's bringing it back...like sexy. 

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« Reply #167 on: Jun 23, 2009, 12:54:40 AM »
Owl Pellets are just karma here.  When you die, they carry over to your next life.

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« Reply #168 on: Jun 23, 2009, 06:45:23 AM »
He's bringing it back...like sexy. 
Like you did with this thread? It's not gonna work out in either occassion.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #169 on: Jun 23, 2009, 01:17:02 PM »
Seems to be working pretty good so far.

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« Reply #170 on: Jun 23, 2009, 03:15:27 PM »
I've yet to convert anyone, but even Jesus had to start somewhere.

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« Reply #171 on: Jun 23, 2009, 05:12:15 PM »
So...you're going to become a carpenter? 
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« Reply #172 on: Jun 23, 2009, 07:53:25 PM »
I'll wait for the Mel Gibson directed snuff film.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #173 on: Jun 25, 2009, 01:18:30 PM »
I can build one hell of a deck.

Šough my parents didn't put up a gutter on šat side of še house, and the roof line sends a torrent of water onto one particular board - which has caused it to warp severely and pull up še one screw šat was holding šat end down (due to an unfortunate placement of the plank relative to še joists).

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« Reply #174 on: Jun 25, 2009, 01:37:20 PM »
Sam's posts are reminding me of the Monty Python & the Holy Grail credits.
Tortures end me,
Death befriends me.
Of all the pains, the greatest pain
is to love, and love in vain.

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« Reply #175 on: Jun 25, 2009, 03:40:37 PM »
I was bitten by a Wampa once...
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #176 on: Jun 25, 2009, 04:36:08 PM »
So now you are a...Were-Wampa?

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« Reply #177 on: Jun 26, 2009, 06:06:47 AM »
No... I got better.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #178 on: Jun 26, 2009, 09:17:04 AM »
*gives Tom "wipes Wampa's nose" credit*
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« Reply #179 on: Jun 26, 2009, 11:15:37 AM »
So I didn't get sacked? WONDERFUL!
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.