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« Reply #120 on: Sep 14, 2004, 11:36:15 PM »
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Isn't her dick fucking huge anyway?
You know it!  I make you look like an infant girl.
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« Reply #121 on: Sep 15, 2004, 12:28:45 AM »
Hell baby girls have bigger dicks than Fiero.

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« Reply #122 on: Sep 15, 2004, 12:43:09 AM »
:lol:

I wonder how you know...

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« Reply #123 on: Sep 15, 2004, 08:26:20 AM »
According to the book I'm reading, the average man is better endowed than a full-grown male gorilla.   Also, the reason guys get off so fast is evolutionary as they became used to finishing quickly before another male pulled them off the woman to take their place.

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« Reply #124 on: Sep 15, 2004, 09:30:57 AM »
Even evolution doesnt believe the female orgasm exists!

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« Reply #125 on: Sep 15, 2004, 10:03:46 AM »
It does if you do it right.
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« Reply #126 on: Sep 15, 2004, 02:40:17 PM »
thats what every man say :lol:  

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« Reply #127 on: Sep 15, 2004, 03:18:30 PM »
not really...
I can kill a small child with only a lick.

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« Reply #128 on: Sep 18, 2004, 12:44:54 AM »
So if the species lasts long enough, will man evolve to get off later?

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« Reply #129 on: Sep 18, 2004, 12:49:27 AM »
or women's middle fingera will evolve into penis.

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« Reply #130 on: Sep 18, 2004, 12:52:41 AM »
Or maybe the damn index finger will get longer.

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« Reply #131 on: Sep 18, 2004, 03:37:21 PM »
would u have to circumsize your finger too?

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« Reply #132 on: Sep 19, 2004, 12:58:47 AM »
I guess if it was Jewish or something.  Who am I to deny its religious freedoms?

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« Reply #133 on: Sep 19, 2004, 02:23:26 AM »
Fine. Be like that. Me and Max are jus tgonna start talking about tampons now. Or maybe ponies, and flowers.
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« Reply #134 on: Sep 19, 2004, 02:29:29 AM »
A dick as a middle finger would be pretty neat.

 
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« Reply #135 on: Sep 19, 2004, 02:29:37 AM »
Are you gonna talk about clothes and boys, too?

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« Reply #136 on: Sep 19, 2004, 10:06:52 AM »
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A dick as a middle finger would be pretty neat.
Gives a whole new meaning to the term "finger bang"
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« Reply #137 on: Sep 19, 2004, 11:13:08 AM »
Paper cuts would suck ass, though.
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« Reply #138 on: Sep 19, 2004, 11:32:47 AM »
Oh my God. Oh my God. Ahh.  :o  
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« Reply #139 on: Sep 19, 2004, 01:24:31 PM »
did you...just had an orgasm??? :o  :huh:  

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« Reply #140 on: Sep 19, 2004, 09:11:27 PM »
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Fine. Be like that. Me and Max are jus tgonna start talking about tampons now.
Put one in your mouth like Rama did.

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« Reply #141 on: Sep 19, 2004, 10:26:30 PM »
Used or not?
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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« Reply #142 on: Sep 19, 2004, 11:12:50 PM »
Not, but if you want to top that, be my guest.

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« Reply #143 on: Jun 15, 2009, 10:51:47 AM »
But still wrapped if I remember right. I bet you even used it later you sicko.


Ah...see what happens when you are bored. Five year bump!
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« Reply #144 on: Jun 15, 2009, 02:18:13 PM »
You should be banned.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #145 on: Jun 16, 2009, 12:36:03 AM »
Yeah...but if Doug still get to run free....

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« Reply #146 on: Jun 16, 2009, 05:35:44 AM »
Horrid grammar, too. All you need is a Naruto signature.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #147 on: Jun 16, 2009, 12:31:12 PM »
That could be done.

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« Reply #148 on: Jun 16, 2009, 06:31:33 PM »
Believe it!

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« Reply #149 on: Jun 16, 2009, 09:43:37 PM »
Ah 2004, that was a landmark INTERNET year.  I had just been crowned Ass-spank's rookie of the year and had no idea about the wankery going on behind the scenes.

I'd heard of nuri but it would be years later before I found this place.