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« Reply #90 on: Sep 10, 2004, 07:36:27 PM »
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go on and keep sucking your own dick.
hmmm.. I wonder if Tom can teach me that.
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« Reply #91 on: Sep 10, 2004, 07:37:24 PM »
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oh yes, like what?? the "indian" thing that at the end i was right? the period thing that of course, you know more about that than a fucking gynecologist?? go on and keep sucking your own dick.
You're not right about the Indian thing. It's a dumb, unaccurate title. The correct way to refer to em is to call them by thier tribal name, or say 'Native American'. It's like if we called you a 'nazi-ass smurf who like it up the ass' all the time. You wouldn't like like that, nor does it reflect who you are. It's a stupid title made by ignorant people who were more intent on gold than worrying about calling someone by thier propper name. Your Gyno in an idiot.

And if I COULD suck my own dick, I wouldn't be online.
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« Reply #92 on: Sep 10, 2004, 07:42:40 PM »
http://www.ivillagehealth.com/experts/wome...a=adid=10694112

http://www.askmen.com/love/love_tip_60/61_love_tip.html

http://www.cancerpage.com/cancernews/cancernews1402.htm

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Can Sex Cause Cancer?

Fears that sex can cause cancer sometimes arise when the disease affects organs that are involved in sexuality—the penis, prostate, cervix, or breast, for example. However, except in rare circumstances involving a virus that can be transmitted sexually, sex itself cannot cause cancer.

Some studies have suggested that certain viruses which can be spread through sexual contact may increase a person’s risk for rare cancers such as squamous cell carcinoma of the cervix, vulva, penis or rectum, and Kaposi’s sarcoma in people with who are HIV positive.

For example, recent research has focused on the human papillomavirus (HPV), which causes genital warts but has also been implicated in cancers of the cervix, vulva, penis or rectum. The role of HPV and other viruses (including herpes II and cytomegalovirus) is not fully understood. Many people who are infected with these viruses never get cancer.

Studies have suggested that women who become sexually active before age 18 are at a slightly higher risk for cancer of the cervix. Also, men who are not circumcised appear to have a slightly higher tendency to develop cancer of the penis. But in both cases the links are not definitive and certainly may not apply to all individuals.

http://www.womenshealth.org/a/sex_during_p...d_pregnancy.htm

All links, from reliable sites, even chell Web MD.
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« Reply #93 on: Sep 10, 2004, 09:24:34 PM »
omg you are the most asinine person i've ever "met". i wont even answer to your stupid posts anymore. its useless.
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« Reply #94 on: Sep 10, 2004, 09:32:39 PM »
:blink:

Weird topic.

Having sex during a period does not cause backup of the fluids or cause cancer or anything like that.  That's just stupid.  -.-;;  The blood flow can't be backed up like that;  a woman's body is made to  get rid of the menstral fluids.
 I remember hearing a similar concern about tampons doing the same thing and that proved to be false.  

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« Reply #95 on: Sep 10, 2004, 09:41:24 PM »
I forgot all about tampons! This just proves either Faye made it up, and refuses to admit it, or the American education system proves it worth!
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« Reply #96 on: Sep 11, 2004, 11:02:49 PM »
Off topic, Tom, you're lucky this time. Looks like Ivan the Terrible's going to miss Miami.
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« Reply #97 on: Sep 11, 2004, 11:33:19 PM »
I SHALL LIVE!
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« Reply #98 on: Sep 11, 2004, 11:49:23 PM »
Tampons go in your pussy.  They don't cause shit.  We've wasted at least a week of our lives listening to babbling by various members of the board.

Whether or not it's nasty to someone, it is not unhealthy.
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« Reply #99 on: Sep 12, 2004, 12:14:25 AM »
I think it's a lil nasty, though not to the point where I am grossed out.
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« Reply #100 on: Sep 13, 2004, 10:11:35 AM »
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And if I COULD suck my own dick, I wouldn't be online.

 :lol: Good point!

Guys, if you want to try:

 - Lie on your back

 - Lift your legs up over your head and reach back wit your toes toward the floor

 - Now bend your knees so that your shins are resting flat on the floor on either side of your head.

This is a yoga position I do frequently, and I've always wondered if a guy who did it could....well, you know, so try it and report your results.  :P  
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« Reply #101 on: Sep 13, 2004, 10:48:42 AM »
o.o;
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« Reply #102 on: Sep 13, 2004, 11:15:03 AM »
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And if I COULD suck my own dick, I wouldn't be online.

 :lol: Good point!

Guys, if you want to try:

 - Lie on your back

 - Lift your legs up over your head and reach back wit your toes toward the floor

 - Now bend your knees so that your shins are resting flat on the floor on either side of your head.

This is a yoga position I do frequently, and I've always wondered if a guy who did it could....well, you know, so try it and report your results.  :P
or you can just take off a rib:D
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« Reply #103 on: Sep 13, 2004, 11:40:27 AM »
Even with a rib removed, you have to be VERY flexible.  Most men don't achieve that amount of flexibility.
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« Reply #104 on: Sep 13, 2004, 02:54:40 PM »
My friend Alex can.  Of course, he has 11% body fat.
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« Reply #105 on: Sep 13, 2004, 03:07:04 PM »
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My friend Alex can.  Of course, he has 11% body fat.
Full name, address, and work schedule for him, please.
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« Reply #106 on: Sep 13, 2004, 04:18:36 PM »
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And if I COULD suck my own dick, I wouldn't be online.

 :lol: Good point!

Guys, if you want to try:

 - Lie on your back

 - Lift your legs up over your head and reach back wit your toes toward the floor

 - Now bend your knees so that your shins are resting flat on the floor on either side of your head.

This is a yoga position I do frequently, and I've always wondered if a guy who did it could....well, you know, so try it and report your results.  :P
or you can just take off a rib:D
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« Reply #107 on: Sep 13, 2004, 11:03:52 PM »
Remove them all and then try.















What?
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« Reply #108 on: Sep 14, 2004, 02:54:48 AM »
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And if I COULD suck my own dick, I wouldn't be online.

 :lol: Good point!

Guys, if you want to try:

 - Lie on your back

 - Lift your legs up over your head and reach back wit your toes toward the floor

 - Now bend your knees so that your shins are resting flat on the floor on either side of your head.

This is a yoga position I do frequently, and I've always wondered if a guy who did it could....well, you know, so try it and report your results.  :P
 :P .........Oaky...I can reach, but not really much else....

And keep in mind that I am exceptionally flexible not just for a man, but for a person, so you and I don't represent the standard limits of human stretchnitude..


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or you can just take off a rib:D

If you are referring to whom I think you are referring, then shut up.
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« Reply #109 on: Sep 14, 2004, 02:56:54 AM »
You mean me?  I had a rib removed after the war.
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« Reply #110 on: Sep 14, 2004, 09:10:33 AM »
Mmmm, ribs.

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« Reply #111 on: Sep 14, 2004, 09:37:49 AM »
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You mean me? I had a rib removed after the war.

So you can suck your own dick too?
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« Reply #112 on: Sep 14, 2004, 09:47:52 AM »
If she could, that'd be cool.
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« Reply #113 on: Sep 14, 2004, 12:26:38 PM »
yes, it would
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« Reply #114 on: Sep 14, 2004, 07:06:05 PM »
Isn't her dick fucking huge anyway?
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« Reply #115 on: Sep 14, 2004, 08:37:59 PM »
PiCTURES!
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« Reply #116 on: Sep 14, 2004, 09:50:33 PM »
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My friend Alex can.  Of course, he has 11% body fat.
Full name, address, and work schedule for him, please.
Um... I don't know his exact address but he lives on Edina (rhymes with vagina).  
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« Reply #117 on: Sep 14, 2004, 09:55:19 PM »
Is he the gay asian?
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« Reply #118 on: Sep 14, 2004, 09:56:10 PM »
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Is he the gay asian?
No, Alex is caucasion.  Frank is the gay asian.
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« Reply #119 on: Sep 14, 2004, 10:23:07 PM »
Frank IS the gay asian!
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