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« Reply #60 on: Sep 08, 2004, 09:55:06 PM »
o.O What is your facination with asses?
I can kill a small child with only a lick.

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« Reply #61 on: Sep 08, 2004, 10:19:39 PM »
The more cushion for the pushin'.

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« Reply #62 on: Sep 08, 2004, 10:20:49 PM »
He wants the smelly part, not the spankable part.
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« Reply #63 on: Sep 08, 2004, 10:22:11 PM »
who doesnt?

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« Reply #64 on: Sep 08, 2004, 10:36:36 PM »
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It's still pussy, you just have to shower afterwards.
ewwwwww
some time ago i was dating this guy and we were like kissing and he wanted to have sex and i said sorry i cant im in my period and he said so what EWWW thats the nastiest thing ever plus its very unhealthy for the girl.

 

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« Reply #65 on: Sep 08, 2004, 10:54:00 PM »
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It's still pussy, you just have to shower afterwards.
ewwwwww
some time ago i was dating this guy and we were like kissing and he wanted to have sex and i said sorry i cant im in my period and he said so what EWWW thats the nastiest thing ever plus its very unhealthy for the girl.
Really?  No one's ever told me that.  Explain, please.
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« Reply #66 on: Sep 08, 2004, 11:30:41 PM »
I dunno about being unhealthy for the girl, but the feeling of your body squeezing itself like her vagina was a toothpaste tube tends to make girls not up for sex.
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« Reply #67 on: Sep 09, 2004, 12:00:21 AM »
I remember this friend from hs told me once he knew this girl that liked to get it while she was on her period.  Grossness.


Speaking of grossness, I started mine today.  X__X

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« Reply #68 on: Sep 09, 2004, 12:05:44 AM »
So,cramping is the result of squeezing the ovaries?

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« Reply #69 on: Sep 09, 2004, 12:07:39 AM »
Uterus.

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« Reply #70 on: Sep 09, 2004, 12:08:33 AM »
so where is the goddamn womb?

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« Reply #71 on: Sep 09, 2004, 12:16:35 AM »
That's the uterus.



Do you even know what a woman looks like?

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« Reply #72 on: Sep 09, 2004, 12:23:42 AM »
My high school health teacher explained it to us as if it were the Chicago Bull's logo. He was a 60 year old italian man from Providence. I know how uncomfortable he was.
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« Reply #73 on: Sep 09, 2004, 12:27:08 AM »
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It's still pussy, you just have to shower afterwards.
ewwwwww
some time ago i was dating this guy and we were like kissing and he wanted to have sex and i said sorry i cant im in my period and he said so what EWWW thats the nastiest thing ever plus its very unhealthy for the girl.
Really?  No one's ever told me that.  Explain, please.
yes (and i got this explication from my best friend's mom who is a very important gynecologist)

the thing that comes out when u have a period is, besides blood, other stuff that is being expulsed from your body(most of it is dead matter), so if u have sex while u have ur period the only thing you are doing is just keeping that stuff inside you, or even(with the thrusts) just getting it back again in there. this can lead to infections or even cancer.

 

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« Reply #74 on: Sep 09, 2004, 12:31:01 AM »
o.O Your body would drain it irreguardlessly. It makes chemicals when it detects that the stuff is there, and past it's prime. If it was up in there, it would just come out while you weren't being stuck. That's just an urban legend.

Unless you have a cock in you for several years, which could be the case... >.>;
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« Reply #75 on: Sep 09, 2004, 12:34:49 AM »
yes, thats right. why would i doubt you, seems like when a gynecologist have been with that title for more than 30 years and becomes very important and recognized, they stop making sense. dumb woman.

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« Reply #76 on: Sep 09, 2004, 07:21:51 AM »
What's the gyno's name, so I can look her up?  If she's being doing it so long, is there a book she's written?
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« Reply #77 on: Sep 09, 2004, 08:35:40 AM »
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That's the uterus.



Do you even know what a woman looks like?
no, but so what.

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« Reply #78 on: Sep 09, 2004, 10:16:17 AM »
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yes, thats right. why would i doubt you, seems like when a gynecologist have been with that title for more than 30 years and becomes very important and recognized, they stop making sense. dumb woman.
How the fuck would that 'gynocologist's' explaination make any confuckle of sense.
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« Reply #79 on: Sep 09, 2004, 11:18:37 AM »
you are such a moron, i hope you know that.


the last name is Keilany, no idea about the first name, i cant ask my friend cause shes in saudi right now. she used to work here in philly but now she only comes to conferences in ny, florida and philadelphia. i think right now shes working for one of the princes in saudi, not sure.

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« Reply #80 on: Sep 09, 2004, 01:06:53 PM »
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« Reply #81 on: Sep 09, 2004, 01:23:30 PM »
Uh huh. Unless you pull out something other than 'a friend told me' even if you say she is a gyno (which who knows how competant she is), I doubt that fucking during the period would stop it all together, and cause a backup of period sauce.
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« Reply #82 on: Sep 09, 2004, 01:47:13 PM »
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The old lady with the head scarf?  :huh:
YESS !!! HABIBIIIIIIII!! how did u find her dataaa! omg this is soo funny



tom: shut the fuck up

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« Reply #83 on: Sep 09, 2004, 07:32:37 PM »
I still don't get it.  My girlfriend says she's been told by her gyno it's perfectly safe.  Perhaps the field has differing opininons.

Not only that, but that lady's a muslim, right?  It's very possible she might have religous differences.
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« Reply #84 on: Sep 09, 2004, 07:56:13 PM »
nope not really. she, as much as the rest of her family, was raised in the US. and she was talking about this to both her 21 year old daughter, and her 17 year old daughter.

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« Reply #85 on: Sep 10, 2004, 09:30:41 AM »
I'm certain her credentials are perfectly in order, Faye, but remember you were the one who dismissed decades of research from highly-respected animal behavior specialists with an equal number of letters following their names in another thread with a derisive "Sez me."  Don't take it personally when others question the veracity of an obscure new theory.
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« Reply #86 on: Sep 10, 2004, 10:10:58 AM »
I have to agree with Nuri and Faye - that's pretty gross.  
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« Reply #87 on: Sep 10, 2004, 10:47:05 AM »
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I'm certain her credentials are perfectly in order, Faye, but remember you were the one who dismissed decades of research from highly-respected animal behavior specialists with an equal number of letters following their names in another thread with a derisive "Sez me."  Don't take it personally when others question the veracity of an obscure new theory.
well thats true, but come on, tom is an asshole who is always trying to find an excuse to say the contrary of what i say, like he just did.

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« Reply #88 on: Sep 10, 2004, 07:30:47 PM »
It's not my fault most of the shit you post pisses me off and/or is horribly, horribly wrong.
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« Reply #89 on: Sep 10, 2004, 07:33:20 PM »
oh yes, like what?? the "indian" thing that at the end i was right? the period thing that of course, you know more about that than a fucking gynecologist?? go on and keep sucking your own dick.