Author Topic: pities Tom (Read 52438 times)

MegatronYES · « **Reply #30 on:** Sep 07, 2004, 01:52:15 AM »

Let's all start exfoliating.

Okay, one of the women: tell me hwa texactly I just suggested. :huh:

blanktoe · « **Reply #31 on:** Sep 07, 2004, 08:48:37 AM »

ex·fo·li·ate ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ks-fl-t)
v. ex·fo·li·at·ed, ex·fo·li·at·ing, ex·fo·li·ates
v. tr.
To remove (a layer of bark or skin, for example) in flakes or scales; peel.
To cast off in scales, flakes, or splinters.

v. intr.
To come off or separate into flakes, scales, or layers.

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[Latin exfolire, exfolit-, to strip of leaves : ex-, ex- + folium, leaf; see bhel-3 in Indo-European Roots.]
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ex·foli·ation n.
ex·foli·ative adj.
ex·foli·ator n.

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exfoliating

Exfoliate \Ex*fo"li*ate\, v. i. [imp. & p. p. Exfoliated; p. pr. & vb. n. Exfoliating.] [L. exfoliare to strip of leaves; ex out, from + folium leaf.] 1. To separate and come off in scales or lamin[ae], as pieces of carious bone or of bark.

2. (Min.) To split into scales, especially to become converted into scales at the result of heat or decomposition

Fiero · « **Reply #32 on:** Sep 07, 2004, 09:56:02 AM »

Because you entered.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #33 on:** Sep 07, 2004, 10:18:32 AM »

Nuri: That looks like Marcus Schlenker (model). And I thought Orlando's necklace was some thingie hanging from a pierced nipple at first!

So back to pre-hijack topic: How did y'all do in the hurricane, tom? I figured any storm with the same name as Eddie's mother would be pretty grim.

tomduo · « **Reply #34 on:** Sep 07, 2004, 10:31:35 AM »

Was windy... that's about all I saw. Didn't lose powet in the dorm (My alarm clock wasn't blinking 12:00) though I stayed at my fiancee's house. Hurricane shuttered, with loads of water and canned goods. Now Ivan is coming. I blame Florida's support of Bush. God is pissed.

Fiero · « **Reply #35 on:** Sep 07, 2004, 10:52:19 AM »

Maybe he just doesn't like your mother?

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #36 on:** Sep 07, 2004, 11:22:59 AM »

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I blame Florida's support of Bush. God is pissed.

Yeah, if I was ol' Jebbers, I'd try to run an honest election this time.

tomduo · « **Reply #37 on:** Sep 07, 2004, 12:54:56 PM »

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Maybe he just doesn't like your mother?

My mom lives in Rhode Island o.o

INSULT DEFLECTED!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #38 on:** Sep 07, 2004, 02:08:51 PM »

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Nuri: That looks like Marcus Schlenker (model). And I thought Orlando's necklace was some thingie hanging from a pierced nipple at first!

i have no idea of who he is, all i know is that he is a model for calvin klein

Fiero · « **Reply #39 on:** Sep 07, 2004, 03:50:15 PM »

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Maybe he just doesn't like your mother?
My mom lives in Rhode Island o.o

INSULT DEFLECTED!

So killing you will give her greif, therefore actually getting God's intended result: your mother's emotional torture and suicide.

tomduo · « **Reply #40 on:** Sep 07, 2004, 09:03:18 PM »

But nothing happened to me. WORST INSULT EVER!

Fiero · « **Reply #41 on:** Sep 07, 2004, 10:38:39 PM »

You're gay. I WIN!

blanktoe · « **Reply #42 on:** Sep 07, 2004, 10:52:54 PM »

but he's banging an 18 year old broad. Wait is she a trannie? I KNEW IT!! You're a crafty one Tom.

Fiero · « **Reply #43 on:** Sep 07, 2004, 10:54:49 PM »

You're a crafy one, Mr GAY! bwahaha, see, it's funng cuz I'm making it sound like the 'The Grinch' music, bwahhahahaa! I so funnerry!

blanktoe · « **Reply #44 on:** Sep 07, 2004, 10:59:38 PM »

:unsure:

B E C K · « **Reply #45 on:** Sep 08, 2004, 07:54:28 PM »

Yeah, me too, Toe.

tomduo · « **Reply #46 on:** Sep 08, 2004, 07:56:26 PM »

She's twenty. And lacks a penis.

Fiero · « **Reply #47 on:** Sep 08, 2004, 07:58:07 PM »

As far as you know. She could be tucking it between her legs.

tomduo · « **Reply #48 on:** Sep 08, 2004, 08:02:40 PM »

o.O

That's some good tuck job. I'm between her legs more than a tampon.

Except you know... when it's draining.

Fiero · « **Reply #49 on:** Sep 08, 2004, 08:28:06 PM »

Why not? The wetter the better!

tomduo · « **Reply #50 on:** Sep 08, 2004, 08:28:39 PM »

o.O

Well for one, she won't let me. Second, ew.

blanktoe · « **Reply #51 on:** Sep 08, 2004, 08:31:02 PM »

You need to control your woman tom.

Fiero · « **Reply #52 on:** Sep 08, 2004, 08:31:53 PM »

For reals, show 'er who's da boss.

tomduo · « **Reply #53 on:** Sep 08, 2004, 08:43:19 PM »

X.x; No thanks.

ekerou etaou · « **Reply #54 on:** Sep 08, 2004, 09:01:31 PM »

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Why not? The wetter the better!

fuckberries, that's damn gross.

Fiero · « **Reply #55 on:** Sep 08, 2004, 09:01:43 PM »

It's still pussy, you just have to shower afterwards.

tomduo · « **Reply #56 on:** Sep 08, 2004, 09:14:13 PM »

You have never tasted period juice, then.

Fiero · « **Reply #57 on:** Sep 08, 2004, 09:19:14 PM »

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You have never tasted period juice, then.

Dude, I did not fucking say eat her out, I said FUCK HER.

tomduo · « **Reply #58 on:** Sep 08, 2004, 09:47:01 PM »

What fun is just that? You can fuck your hand any time you want.

Fiero · « **Reply #59 on:** Sep 08, 2004, 09:47:45 PM »

Oh my god, you can't tell me that's anything similar. You could at least assfuck her while she's on.

Author Topic: *pities Tom* (Read 52438 times)

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