Author Topic: pities Tom (Read 52344 times)

The D · « **on:** Sep 01, 2004, 03:07:51 PM »

I'd get the fuck outta Florida while I still could. That thing's massive. I'd say it's at least half the size of Texas.

tomduo · « **Reply #1 on:** Sep 01, 2004, 03:25:11 PM »

I know I know. I'm actually not that worried, everything is insured, and my fiancee's family is all in the army. I think I am good.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #2 on:** Sep 01, 2004, 03:31:48 PM »

Didn't you say you're in Orlando or did I get overloaded with Faye's natterings about Mr. Bloom?

The D · « **Reply #3 on:** Sep 01, 2004, 03:37:08 PM »

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fiancee's

Oh, when did this happen?

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everything is insured

I think you should be less worried about your house collapsing and more on the house collapsing on your head. Houses may be insured and can be replaced. Your crushed skull and disemboweled body can't.

I don't think your fiancee would want to visit your funeral mid Sept.

tomduo · « **Reply #4 on:** Sep 01, 2004, 03:48:44 PM »

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fiancee's

Oh, when did this happen?

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everything is insured

I think you should be less worried about your house collapsing and more on the house collapsing on your head. Houses may be insured and can be replaced. Your crushed skull and disemboweled body can't.

I don't think your fiancee would want to visit your funeral mid Sept.

A couple of weeks ago...

And hey, I won't be here if it does. I am in Miami now, expect me to go somewheres else.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #5 on:** Sep 01, 2004, 03:54:39 PM »

Congratulations!

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #6 on:** Sep 01, 2004, 07:32:45 PM »

If Tom reproduces, the world is doomed.

tomduo · « **Reply #7 on:** Sep 01, 2004, 08:08:11 PM »

At least I can.

B E C K · « **Reply #8 on:** Sep 01, 2004, 11:42:57 PM »

Holy crap, that thing's big. I hope it shoots some rain this way.

Congrats, Tom-o. Now I can officially refer to KarmaRose as 'the ol' ball 'n chain'.

tomduo · « **Reply #9 on:** Sep 01, 2004, 11:57:41 PM »

Actually, Im the ball.

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Sep 02, 2004, 12:00:08 AM »

..............just one?

tomduo · « **Reply #11 on:** Sep 02, 2004, 12:08:19 AM »

Don't ask.

B E C K · « **Reply #12 on:** Sep 02, 2004, 12:15:38 AM »

Like a Tom Green thing or something...

tomduo · « **Reply #13 on:** Sep 02, 2004, 12:19:45 AM »

If only fate were that nice. No, my tale begins with the serpant trade show, in 1998. I was substituting for my friend. He was originally supposed to be a snake charmer, but got the flu. So instead, I was drafted so he wouldn't lose his lisence. The snake charming board is a very fickle orginization, which can remove permits at will. My friend was near death, and I couldn't let him lose his job. So instead I got in the uniform and did my best. Of course, I started playing, and pissed some guy from Southie off, and he kicked the basket over...

the rest is history.

B E C K · « **Reply #14 on:** Sep 02, 2004, 12:24:15 AM »

Uh,that's like a joke, right?

RIGHT?

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #15 on:** Sep 02, 2004, 06:40:35 AM »

I hope you guys get the rain, we've had our fair share this summer...

... I've never seen my backyard so green!

The D · « **Reply #16 on:** Sep 02, 2004, 12:34:01 PM »

A snake bit off one of your testicles?

>_>

from cnn:

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....With its 145 mph (233 kph) sustained winds and 175 mph (282) gusts....

"This is a much bigger storm than Charley was, maybe two to three times the size," Rappaport said. "There'll be a large area of damage when this comes ashore."....
Rappaport said that Frances was also a larger storm than Hurricane Andrew, the devastating Category 5 storm that crushed South Florida in 1992.

Larger? :huh:

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #17 on:** Sep 02, 2004, 07:28:44 PM »

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Didn't you say you're in Orlando or did I get overloaded with Faye's natterings about Mr. Bloom?

i almost had an orgasm when i saw orlando naked in troy.

B E C K · « **Reply #18 on:** Sep 03, 2004, 12:29:47 AM »

OMG!

Fiero · « **Reply #19 on:** Sep 03, 2004, 06:39:26 AM »

Meh. He's not that great looking.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #20 on:** Sep 03, 2004, 11:24:14 AM »

he is!

blanktoe · « **Reply #21 on:** Sep 03, 2004, 11:57:28 AM »

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Didn't you say you're in Orlando or did I get overloaded with Faye's natterings about Mr. Bloom?
i almost had an orgasm when i saw orlando naked in troy.

Bloom aint got nothin on me. This is me in the shower this morning. I was dirty.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #22 on:** Sep 03, 2004, 12:47:00 PM »

Hey, don't stop scrubbing.

We usually feel the storms here in Atlanta, but are never hurt by them.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #23 on:** Sep 03, 2004, 03:54:07 PM »

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Didn't you say you're in Orlando or did I get overloaded with Faye's natterings about Mr. Bloom?
i almost had an orgasm when i saw orlando naked in troy.
Bloom aint got nothin on me. This is me in the shower this morning. I was dirty.

puh-leaasse!!

Fiero · « **Reply #24 on:** Sep 03, 2004, 09:46:25 PM »

Bloom's not that great. I'm afraid of the picture of Toe, it makes me have bad feelings.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #25 on:** Sep 03, 2004, 09:55:55 PM »

what about this one?

blanktoe · « **Reply #26 on:** Sep 03, 2004, 10:02:52 PM »

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Bloom's not that great. I'm afraid of the picture of Toe, it makes me have bad feelings.

*mental note

Never bend down near Fiero.

Fiero · « **Reply #27 on:** Sep 03, 2004, 11:04:57 PM »

So he's a little muscular, I don't like his face a lot.

B E C K · « **Reply #28 on:** Sep 07, 2004, 12:55:49 AM »

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what about this one?

Dude! Who's that?

tomduo · « **Reply #29 on:** Sep 07, 2004, 01:01:34 AM »

This thread turned so gay.

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