--- Registration is open. Gib Cialis? ---

Author Topic: How do you say "We're Fucked!" in Republican?  (Read 5609 times)

The D

  • Annoyed Dwarf
  • Poo-Poo
  • Abused By Alec Baldwin
  • ******
  • Posts: 2894
  • Owl Pellets: -65520
  • Tyrion is tired of everyone's shit
    • View Profile
How do you say "We're Fucked!" in Republican?
« on: Oct 03, 2005, 09:38:41 PM »
http://edition.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/09/30...ents/index.html
Quote
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Congressional Democrats blasted former Education Secretary William Bennett on Thursday for saying that aborting "every black baby in this country" would reduce the crime rate, and demanded their Republican counterparts do the same.

Pwn3d

http://www.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/10/03/del...ment/index.html
Quote
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- A Texas grand jury brought a charge of money laundering Monday against Rep. Tom DeLay, the former House majority leader indicted last week on conspiracy charges stemming from a campaign finance probe.

Pwn3d * 2

It's like the Republicans are chewing their own legs off from under them.
« Last Edit: Oct 03, 2005, 09:40:13 PM by Dangerous D »
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

Max Con

  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Bicurious Italian Plumber
  • *****
  • Posts: 1084
  • Owl Pellets: 8072
    • View Profile
How do you say "We're Fucked!" in Republican?
« Reply #1 on: Oct 03, 2005, 09:45:32 PM »
Between you and Tom, I'm tired of political threads.


Get another subject to hump.
« Last Edit: Oct 03, 2005, 09:46:12 PM by Max Con »
10,000 steps down, round and round. One night on the town and I'm hellbound ... Black oceans beneath, come and swallow me. My little tower, seal my fate. Help me pay back, end their hate. Black oceans beneath, come and swallow me

Faye Valentino

  • Probe-Lovin' Alien
  • ***
  • Posts: 388
  • Owl Pellets: 0
    • View Profile
    • http://
How do you say "We're Fucked!" in Republican?
« Reply #2 on: Oct 03, 2005, 10:10:18 PM »
hump you!

Extra Zero

  • Member #8
  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 3988
  • Owl Pellets: -1
  • Not Today.
    • View Profile
How do you say "We're Fucked!" in Republican?
« Reply #3 on: Oct 03, 2005, 10:45:00 PM »
Quote
How do you say "We're Fucked!" in Republican?
Probably the same way you've been saying "I'm fucked" for your little rape trial.  BURN!  :lol:  
-Remember teens, smoking makes pregnant women look cool!-

Faye Valentino

  • Probe-Lovin' Alien
  • ***
  • Posts: 388
  • Owl Pellets: 0
    • View Profile
    • http://
How do you say "We're Fucked!" in Republican?
« Reply #4 on: Oct 03, 2005, 10:45:47 PM »
If he says we're fucked, instant conviction.

Faye Valentine

  • Peruvian Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 7837
  • Owl Pellets: 2105
    • View Profile
How do you say "We're Fucked!" in Republican?
« Reply #5 on: Oct 04, 2005, 11:08:10 AM »
Quote
Quote
How do you say "We're Fucked!" in Republican?
Probably the same way you've been saying "I'm fucked" for your little rape trial.  BURN!  :lol:
 :lol:  :lol:  

Rodent of Unusual Size

  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 4077
  • Owl Pellets: 12
  • *chug Chug CHUG*
    • View Profile
    • http://bonr.shwiggie.com
How do you say "We're Fucked!" in Republican?
« Reply #6 on: Oct 04, 2005, 02:42:03 PM »
Quote
http://edition.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/09/30...ents/index.html
Quote
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Congressional Democrats blasted former Education Secretary William Bennett on Thursday for saying that aborting "every black baby in this country" would reduce the crime rate, and demanded their Republican counterparts do the same.
Pwn3d
Congratulations on not actually reading the fucking article to see what was said:
Quote
"If you wanted to reduce crime, you could -- if that were your sole purpose -- you could abort every black baby in this country and your crime rate would go down.  That would be an impossibly ridiculous and morally reprehensible thing to do, but your crime rate would go down."
Insensitive?  Yes.  It's a horrible thing to say...so horrible, in fact, that he even pointed out that very thing.  Is he right?  Sadly, yes.  Check the statistics if you don't believe it.  But nowhere did he suggest doing it.  
Quote
"I was putting forward a hypothetical proposition. Put that forward. Examined it. And then said about it that it's morally reprehensible. To recommend abortion of an entire group of people in order to lower your crime rate is morally reprehensible. But this is what happens when you argue that the ends can justify the means."

Quote
http://www.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/10/03/del...ment/index.html
Quote
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- A Texas grand jury brought a charge of money laundering Monday against Rep. Tom DeLay, the former House majority leader indicted last week on conspiracy charges stemming from a campaign finance probe.
Pwn3d * 2
As for Tom DeLay, if he's indeed guilty, he deserves what he gets.

Quote
It's like the Republicans are chewing their own legs off from under them.
If they had any to stand on.  But neither party really stands for anything anymore...they both waft with whatever prevailing wind there is at any given moment.
Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

Merla

  • Administrator
  • Bicurious Italian Plumber
  • ********
  • Posts: 1153
  • Owl Pellets: 666
    • View Profile
How do you say "We're Fucked!" in Republican?
« Reply #7 on: Oct 04, 2005, 03:04:26 PM »
Quote

But neither party really stands for anything anymore...they both waft with whatever prevailing wind there is at any given moment.
And in that aspect they are more or less the same.  :(  

The D

  • Annoyed Dwarf
  • Poo-Poo
  • Abused By Alec Baldwin
  • ******
  • Posts: 2894
  • Owl Pellets: -65520
  • Tyrion is tired of everyone's shit
    • View Profile
How do you say "We're Fucked!" in Republican?
« Reply #8 on: Oct 05, 2005, 09:16:11 PM »
Quote
Quote
How do you say "We're Fucked!" in Republican?
Probably the same way you've been saying "I'm fucked" for your little rape trial.  BURN!  :lol:
I'll Rape you!

Quote
Insensitive? Yes. It's a horrible thing to say...so horrible, in fact, that he even pointed out that very thing. Is he right? Sadly, yes. Check the statistics if you don't believe it. But nowhere did he suggest doing it.

Yes, I did read the article, and it doesn't matter if he's just hypothesizing or actually saying to do it. He's still saying that black people are the cause of most of the crime in the US. That's like me saying if we killed all Jews Hollywood would stop putting out shitty movies.

He's still an idiot either way.
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

Rodent of Unusual Size

  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 4077
  • Owl Pellets: 12
  • *chug Chug CHUG*
    • View Profile
    • http://bonr.shwiggie.com
How do you say "We're Fucked!" in Republican?
« Reply #9 on: Oct 06, 2005, 03:30:26 PM »
Quote
Quote
Insensitive? Yes. It's a horrible thing to say...so horrible, in fact, that he even pointed out that very thing. Is he right? Sadly, yes. Check the statistics if you don't believe it. But nowhere did he suggest doing it.
Yes, I did read the article, and it doesn't matter if he's just hypothesizing or actually saying to do it. He's still saying that black people are the cause of most of the crime in the US. That's like me saying if we killed all Jews Hollywood would stop putting out shitty movies.

He's still an idiot either way.
Shall we take murder as an example?  There are numerous contributing factors to crime, many of which impact the black community in particular.  This is not a condemnation of blacks at all...merely a statement of fact.  Sad, but true: deal with it.  

Bennett was making a quick analogy off the cuff in order to make his point, which had nothing to do with race and how it relates to crime.  He was illustrating how addressing a problem (in the analogy, criminal activity) the wrong way (reducing the numbers of a discrete group with a high rate of contribution) might get the desired results (reduction in crime) but is not the right way to do it (nobody with sense thinks this is a good idea).

As for your killing the Jews to make Hollywood better argument, are Jews more prone to make shitty movies than Gentile film makers?  If this is true, then, yes, killing them off would do so.  However, bear in mind that you say that exactly the same way Bennett did: to make a point by confronting perceived absurdity (perceived because, regardless of how you take it, I'm still right) with further absurdity.
Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

B E C K

  • ❀ EN SABAH NURIKO ❀
  • Administrator
  • Your Personal Jesus
  • ********
  • Posts: 22822
  • Owl Pellets: 888
  • I ♥ 高橋 啓介!
    • View Profile
    • Rabbit In A Suit
How do you say "We're Fucked!" in Republican?
« Reply #10 on: Oct 06, 2005, 09:44:50 PM »
Quote
Shall we take murder as an example? There are numerous contributing factors to crime, many of which impact the black community in particular. This is not a condemnation of blacks at all...merely a statement of fact. Sad, but true: deal with it.
That's what I was going to say, except you said that *much better* than I was gonna.  Glad I didn't reply earlier.  =p

Rama

  • The Laziest Man on Mars
  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Your Personal Jesus
  • ********
  • Posts: 10369
  • Owl Pellets: 1124
  • Sex Robot...Sex Robot
    • View Profile
    • Radioactive Theater
How do you say "We're Fucked!" in Republican?
« Reply #11 on: Oct 07, 2005, 02:47:28 PM »
We can't do that even if it would drop the crime! How would Popeyes and Colt 45 stay in buisness if we did that?  

Extra Zero

  • Member #8
  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 3988
  • Owl Pellets: -1
  • Not Today.
    • View Profile
How do you say "We're Fucked!" in Republican?
« Reply #12 on: Oct 08, 2005, 01:12:00 PM »
Everyday would be a struggle, that's for sure...
-Remember teens, smoking makes pregnant women look cool!-

The D

  • Annoyed Dwarf
  • Poo-Poo
  • Abused By Alec Baldwin
  • ******
  • Posts: 2894
  • Owl Pellets: -65520
  • Tyrion is tired of everyone's shit
    • View Profile
How do you say "We're Fucked!" in Republican?
« Reply #13 on: Oct 08, 2005, 10:25:34 PM »
Quote

Shall we take murder as an example?  There are numerous contributing factors to crime, many of which impact the black community in particular.  This is not a condemnation of blacks at all...merely a statement of fact.  Sad, but true: deal with it.  
 
I understand that he said statistically, blacks commit more crimes than whites so if we were to abort pregnant black women, we'd have less crime, and that he tried to cover his ass by saying that he was speaking hypothetically and he'd never really suggest doing that. It was still a stupid ass thing to say.

I can summerize it like this: "Blacks commit more crimes than whites. Let's keep blacks from breeding and make the world a safer place. BTW I'm not racist, I'm just being hypothetical."

Had he suggested improving the quality of living for blacks or their education, it wouldn't have been so bad. Suggesting baby killing (especially to other Republicans who are mostly pro-life) is a retarded thing to do. He's going to have to live with that comment for the rest of his life now.
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

Max Con

  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Bicurious Italian Plumber
  • *****
  • Posts: 1084
  • Owl Pellets: 8072
    • View Profile
How do you say "We're Fucked!" in Republican?
« Reply #14 on: Oct 08, 2005, 11:59:28 PM »
Baby killing would be cheaper.


cheaper = win
10,000 steps down, round and round. One night on the town and I'm hellbound ... Black oceans beneath, come and swallow me. My little tower, seal my fate. Help me pay back, end their hate. Black oceans beneath, come and swallow me

The D

  • Annoyed Dwarf
  • Poo-Poo
  • Abused By Alec Baldwin
  • ******
  • Posts: 2894
  • Owl Pellets: -65520
  • Tyrion is tired of everyone's shit
    • View Profile
How do you say "We're Fucked!" in Republican?
« Reply #15 on: Oct 10, 2005, 09:51:15 PM »
I wonder if we can engineer a virus to kill all black babies....

...oh wait, there are ones.. AIDS, sickle cell enema...

*is mobbed by Jessie Jackson and a large mob of angry college students*
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

B E C K

  • ❀ EN SABAH NURIKO ❀
  • Administrator
  • Your Personal Jesus
  • ********
  • Posts: 22822
  • Owl Pellets: 888
  • I ♥ 高橋 啓介!
    • View Profile
    • Rabbit In A Suit
How do you say "We're Fucked!" in Republican?
« Reply #16 on: Oct 10, 2005, 11:00:16 PM »
What about the dreaded "threat of you molesting them" virus?

Wickedly Yours E

  • You should see the other guy!
  • Global Moderator
  • Abused By Alec Baldwin
  • ********
  • Posts: 2234
  • Owl Pellets: 8
  • Mister Musi McStrange Bread
    • View Profile
How do you say "We're Fucked!" in Republican?
« Reply #17 on: Oct 11, 2005, 08:36:59 AM »
That's an epidemic, that is.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

The D

  • Annoyed Dwarf
  • Poo-Poo
  • Abused By Alec Baldwin
  • ******
  • Posts: 2894
  • Owl Pellets: -65520
  • Tyrion is tired of everyone's shit
    • View Profile
How do you say "We're Fucked!" in Republican?
« Reply #18 on: Oct 11, 2005, 10:02:26 PM »
I wouldn't touch a BLACK baby.....

*Jessie Jackson continues to protest in front of his house*
Get the hell outta here, nigga, before I get my white gown!
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.