Author Topic: cool hay pony (Read 9838 times)

coolfckedman · « **on:** Oct 02, 2005, 03:42:17 PM »

go to this url http://mega-gays.info/

So tight: so hot: Let this anal orgy last forever:

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #1 on:** Oct 02, 2005, 05:47:47 PM »

tom??

B E C K · « **Reply #2 on:** Oct 02, 2005, 08:42:28 PM »

My ADD kicked in weeks ago. That's too long. Is there a Cliffnotes version of this spam?

Faye Valentino · « **Reply #3 on:** Oct 02, 2005, 08:50:25 PM »

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tom??

I thought it was you. You should know the only red hot cock I like is my own.

And I agree Nurikins, nothing ruins porno more than porno you have to think too much about.

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Oct 02, 2005, 09:05:46 PM »

If I wanted to read a book, I have plenty right next to me. And the writing in that spam is terrible anyway. Dear Porn person, Bernie can help you with that!

Faye Valentino · « **Reply #5 on:** Oct 02, 2005, 09:37:47 PM »

*stares at own penis*

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #6 on:** Oct 03, 2005, 09:31:04 AM »

Either this thing hasn't gotten to my board yet, or the registration verification settings I played with has negated its ability to get an account.

In any case, it could be something to consider.

The D · « **Reply #7 on:** Oct 03, 2005, 09:08:33 PM »

For some reason I found all of this funny.

Bitch · « **Reply #8 on:** Oct 07, 2005, 07:25:45 AM »

That's because you're stupid.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #9 on:** Oct 07, 2005, 08:19:07 AM »

OOoooo. Glad to have you back, Bitch!

Bitch · « **Reply #10 on:** Oct 10, 2005, 07:35:45 AM »

I've been lurking, I just haven't found anything interesting to post.

Faye Valentino · « **Reply #11 on:** Oct 10, 2005, 01:35:15 PM »

Yet an anal orgy appeals to you?

The D · « **Reply #12 on:** Oct 10, 2005, 09:45:35 PM »

aww shit, this thread had 69 views and I had to ruin it *hangs head in shame*

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Oct 10, 2005, 10:57:39 PM »

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Yet an anal orgy appeals to you?

You have to admit, though not appealing, it is at least interesting.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #14 on:** Oct 11, 2005, 08:35:09 AM »

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Dear Porn person, Bernie can help you with that!

At least he doesn't punctuate with asterisks because they remind him of sphincters. And yes, people do actually admit to doing that.

Maybe "blahblahblah" is the way he expresses enjoyment. "Ohgodohgod" is rather last Tuesday.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #15 on:** Oct 11, 2005, 07:18:29 PM »

I'm mad because this thread has nothing to do with ponies.

I will attempt to remedy this.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #16 on:** Oct 11, 2005, 09:13:15 PM »

That's a purty horse.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #17 on:** Oct 11, 2005, 09:22:26 PM »

He's not technically a horse. He's a pony hence the relevance to the thread. His name is Clifford. If he were a standard sized horse I'd be a giant.

The D · « **Reply #18 on:** Oct 11, 2005, 09:48:52 PM »

what a sexy pony? Looks scruffy... brush your animals dammit!

Faye Valentino · « **Reply #19 on:** Oct 11, 2005, 10:19:49 PM »

No Pony show?

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #20 on:** Oct 12, 2005, 12:45:26 AM »

He's not my pony and it's the middle of winter when that picture was taken so he's gonna have a heavy coat on him.

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** Oct 12, 2005, 12:49:52 AM »

I love how aDam has a picture for everything. Is that pony turning away from the camera? Maybe he doesn't want his head to end up on some hairy pr0n queen's body on the internet...

B E C K · « **Reply #22 on:** Oct 12, 2005, 12:52:54 AM »

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Dear Porn person, Bernie can help you with that!

At least he doesn't punctuate with asterisks because they remind him of sphincters. And yes, people do actually admit to doing that.

Maybe "blahblahblah" is the way he expresses enjoyment. "Ohgodohgod" is rather last Tuesday.

Eh, that's my fault. After the second one, I decided it probably wasn't in my best interest to leave the original post in tact. It was basically several droning paragraphs of poorly described fellatio and ass-ramming and "does this turn u on now it's so hawt".

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Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #23 on:** Oct 12, 2005, 05:52:34 AM »

Here's his face:

Bitch · « **Reply #24 on:** Oct 12, 2005, 07:42:30 AM »

Those red X's are so hot.

Faye Valentino · « **Reply #25 on:** Oct 12, 2005, 10:57:45 AM »

I see ponies. Maybe I really am fucked up...

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #26 on:** Oct 12, 2005, 01:05:43 PM »

Adam's always doing something fun. I wanna move to Canada. It's usually too damn hot to do anything here.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #27 on:** Oct 12, 2005, 02:15:05 PM »

I've never associated helmets with horseback riding, but it makes perfect sense...much more than those damn 10-gallon cowboy hats.

Faye Valentino · « **Reply #28 on:** Oct 12, 2005, 06:21:36 PM »

Unless the hat is padded.

Rama · « **Reply #29 on:** Oct 13, 2005, 09:51:36 AM »

Ride the white pony!

Author Topic: cool hay pony (Read 9838 times)

coolfckedman