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Tom Nook is a bitch
« on: Sep 30, 2005, 12:20:38 PM »
He over charges and he pays his employees with bells. If you ever see that motherfucker, kick him in the balls.

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« Reply #1 on: Sep 30, 2005, 12:36:03 PM »
Who is Tom Nook?  

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« Reply #2 on: Sep 30, 2005, 04:32:16 PM »
The guy from Myspace....ppffffftttt.....
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« Reply #3 on: Sep 30, 2005, 08:50:44 PM »
o.O;;

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« Reply #4 on: Sep 30, 2005, 11:50:34 PM »
B-but he's my friend!

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« Reply #5 on: Oct 01, 2005, 12:20:23 AM »
Tom Nooki?

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« Reply #6 on: Oct 01, 2005, 12:21:20 AM »
Twas me, the board doesn't like me. BOO!

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« Reply #7 on: Oct 01, 2005, 02:01:39 PM »
I thought he was from...whatever that game for the GCN is where you're in a town with a bunch of animals.  Animal...Village?

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« Reply #8 on: Oct 01, 2005, 02:17:13 PM »
Damn right. If you kick him in his massive balls, you win his prize.

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« Reply #9 on: Oct 02, 2005, 12:18:13 AM »
I like the fact that he never asks for money up front.  Usually his merchandise is pretty crappy and I can get better free stuff from townsfolk or the police station but if I'm looking for a specific shirt of wallpaper he serves his purpose.  Like I completed my 8 ball collection thanks a lot to stuff I got from him.

I have also purchased some very attractive parasols from his store.
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« Reply #10 on: Oct 02, 2005, 09:38:44 AM »
Hahahahaha...