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The Carless Merla Thread
« on: Sep 26, 2005, 10:55:07 AM »
I blogged about it briefly, but I never expect many of you to actually read that thing.  A fucking dog attacked Merla's car, including tearing some stuff up underneath.  The casualties, along with the car, also included one small cat.  :(

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« Reply #1 on: Sep 26, 2005, 11:43:01 AM »
aww:( so the dogs got UNDER the car and thats where the cat was??

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« Reply #2 on: Sep 26, 2005, 12:34:10 PM »
I read it.  It made me sad and very pissed.  I can just about guarantee from the behavior that the dog was not neutered.  I'm so fucking sick of apeshits thinking it makes them "less of a man" to have a neutered dog, not to mention keeping their damn dogs behind a fence.   It's a point of pride amongst some guys to have their dogs roaming the streets knocking up other idiot's unaltered free-range bitches.
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« Reply #3 on: Sep 26, 2005, 01:43:42 PM »
with balllzzz!

I almost bought a cat last week..... but then I remembered you can't take them out on a leash like a doggie:(

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« Reply #4 on: Sep 26, 2005, 02:17:19 PM »
I petted a beautiful female doggy yesterday ^_^

Why is it women always go for my crotch?
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« Reply #5 on: Sep 26, 2005, 03:46:47 PM »
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I blogged about it briefly, but I never expect many of you to actually read that thing.  A fucking dog attacked Merla's car, including tearing some stuff up underneath.  The casualties, along with the car, also included one small cat.  :(
Hey, I actually read your blog regularly...and everyone else's to see if I'm mentioned...  Let me guess, your neighbors have pitbulls, right?  Cause that's the only dog I can think of that could fuck up a car that bad without stopping...  Anyway,  the pitbull is probably the only dog I'd even consider killing, I hate those things...

We had a guy in the next neighborhood over who would just let his wonder.  It never attacked anyone, but it would follow them up their own streets and bark and growl at them or in a few cases, myself.  That dog and its owner somehow always managed to evade animal control, so one of my neighbors intentionally hit the dog with their truck one night and hung the dog by a tree in the owner's yard.
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« Reply #6 on: Sep 26, 2005, 03:51:21 PM »
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I petted a beautiful female doggy yesterday ^_^

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only cause your gf does it doesn't mean any other  woman (with a brain) would do it
 

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« Reply #7 on: Sep 26, 2005, 03:53:25 PM »
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I blogged about it briefly, but I never expect many of you to actually read that thing.  A fucking dog attacked Merla's car, including tearing some stuff up underneath.  The casualties, along with the car, also included one small cat.  :(
Hey, I actually read your blog regularly...and everyone else's to see if I'm mentioned...  Let me guess, your neighbors have pitbulls, right?  Cause that's the only dog I can think of that could fuck up a car that bad without stopping...  Anyway,  the pitbull is probably the only dog I'd even consider killing, I hate those things...

We had a guy in the next neighborhood over who would just let his wonder.  It never attacked anyone, but it would follow them up their own streets and bark and growl at them or in a few cases, myself.  That dog and its owner somehow always managed to evade animal control, so one of my neighbors intentionally hit the dog with their truck one night and hung the dog by a tree in the owner's yard.
Wow.  That's fucked up.  Not to say the owner didn't have it coming, but that's fucked up.  Really, pitbulls, like all other dogs, can be trained to be mean or trained not to, it just seems there is a drastic number of pitbull owners who want there dogs to be mean.  My brother has a pitbull, and she is the sweetest damn dog we've ever had.  There just terrirers anyway.
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« Reply #8 on: Sep 26, 2005, 08:44:50 PM »
excuse me but pitbulls are NOT terriers. they are a mix,but not terriers. that's why they are not seen as a "pure breed" in the Kennel Club

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« Reply #9 on: Sep 26, 2005, 08:49:08 PM »
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excuse me but pitbulls are NOT terriers. they are a mix,but not terriers. that's why they are not seen as a "pure breed" in the Kennel Club
Yeah, but there still terriers.  Sorry I upset you for not being up on my kennel club rules.
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« Reply #10 on: Sep 26, 2005, 09:24:34 PM »
O_o Who owns the dogs?

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« Reply #11 on: Sep 26, 2005, 10:00:46 PM »
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excuse me but pitbulls are NOT terriers. they are a mix,but not terriers. that's why they are not seen as a "pure breed" in the Kennel Club
Yeah, but there still terriers.  Sorry I upset you for not being up on my kennel club rules.
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« Reply #12 on: Sep 27, 2005, 12:49:27 AM »
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Hey, I actually read your blog regularly...and everyone else's to see if I'm mentioned...
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excuse me but pitbulls are NOT terriers. they are a mix,but not terriers. that's why they are not seen as a "pure breed" in the Kennel Club

But Boston Terriers should be Pit Bulls if you ask me...look just like Bull bogs and nothing like cute little terriers.  

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« Reply #13 on: Sep 27, 2005, 01:58:09 AM »
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I petted a beautiful female doggy yesterday ^_^

Why is it women always go for my crotch?
only cause your gf does it doesn't mean any other  woman (with a brain) would do it
Are you saying Kary doesn't have a brain? She just got over 2k from the government for doing nothing! x.x

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« Reply #14 on: Sep 27, 2005, 07:51:33 AM »
nope im not saying she doesn't have a brain.
im saying that no OTHER GIRL with a BRAIN would be with you. shes an exception, poor thing

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« Reply #15 on: Sep 27, 2005, 10:30:35 AM »
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excuse me but pitbulls are NOT terriers. they are a mix,but not terriers. that's why they are not seen as a "pure breed" in the Kennel Club
Yeah, but there still terriers.  Sorry I upset you for not being up on my kennel club rules.
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Some American Pit Bull Terriers are dual-registered as an American Pit Bull Terrier with the UKC and as an American Staffordshire Terrier with the AKC; however, this draws criticism from many who point out that the bloodlines have been separate for too long for these to be considered the same breed.
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« Reply #16 on: Sep 27, 2005, 10:36:48 AM »
Hanging the dog is pretty messed up.  It's like shooting someone dead and then repeatedly stabbing the body.  Not that I'd advocate the first part but the second part is just excess.

I just found out some of the people on the street behind us own pitbulls, including maybe one fellow Habitat owner.  (They told us we weren't allowed to keep pitbulls.)  So now people are afraid I'm gonna be attacked by a pitbull on my way home or to school/work.

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And dogs like my crotch as well.  =\

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« Reply #17 on: Sep 27, 2005, 10:49:19 AM »
Okay I am at work so I really can't use the language I want to use.  This is so upsetting.  The mutant freaks caused $700 in damages: shredded tire (a $70 Bridgestone weatherforce tire!) , busted up brake line, scraches and dents all over the passager side door and the hood.  These are the damages I know about.  GECIO is going to send me a break down by mail.  I just bought those tires in April!!  My deductiable is $500!  It's bad enough I had been dipping into my savings all year.  Now I am wiped out!  Time to start living like a scrouge.  

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« Reply #18 on: Sep 27, 2005, 10:52:08 AM »
You couldn't ask Cactus Roy for a handout?  Not that you'd want to do that but....

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« Reply #19 on: Sep 27, 2005, 10:54:26 AM »
Hahaha...Cactus Roy...
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« Reply #20 on: Sep 27, 2005, 02:30:34 PM »
I don't want to ask Catus Roy for anything.   If I do he is going to count it as money he is suppose to give to mom and I don't want him to do that.  I want justice!  But I know I am not going to get it.  That's the worse part about the whole situation.  There is no one to blame.  Sears just called earlier today.  They are replacing the brake hose, bleeding the brake system, replacing the tire and hub cap, and aligning the wheels.  They don't do body work (which I already knew) so the car is going to have to go to another shop for that.  

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« Reply #21 on: Sep 27, 2005, 02:46:10 PM »
We find the dog that did it and make it get a job to pay you back.

And he doesn't give mom anything anyway unless she asks and she doesn't want to do that.  You might as well ask and get it for yourself.

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« Reply #22 on: Sep 27, 2005, 03:30:24 PM »
Ask around if someone saw a dog doing it, get a description, find him and his owner and charge him for all the damage.

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« Reply #23 on: Sep 27, 2005, 06:14:41 PM »
At 3 am, not likely.  And the only people that would be up would've probably been intoxicated and useless.

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« Reply #24 on: Sep 27, 2005, 11:10:22 PM »
*fires up the grill*

Hope ye got empty stomachs, dog's on the menu tonight!
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« Reply #25 on: Sep 27, 2005, 11:28:33 PM »
I prefer cat. Nigga loves pussy!

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« Reply #26 on: Sep 30, 2005, 12:59:55 PM »
Well I got my car back for now at least.  Still needs the body work but at least it's running.  I do not sleep well at night.  I fear the dogs returning.  

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« Reply #27 on: Sep 30, 2005, 04:52:27 PM »
You should follow your dreams and start a relationship with E...have him fight the dogs off for you.
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« Reply #28 on: Sep 30, 2005, 11:47:35 PM »
:lol:!!!!!!!

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« Reply #29 on: Oct 01, 2005, 12:27:42 AM »
His lil brother Fester would probably eat them.