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« on: Sep 21, 2005, 09:29:21 PM »
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BERNIE, RRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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« Reply #1 on: Sep 21, 2005, 10:13:25 PM »
I failed that hard for not noticing the other thread. Not my fault it didn't mention the hurricane in the title.
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Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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« Reply #2 on: Sep 22, 2005, 08:59:34 AM »
Dumbass, You are a dumbass.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #3 on: Sep 22, 2005, 11:44:33 AM »
That is almost as big as my balls.

*looks down*

Nah, they are bigger. ^_^

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« Reply #4 on: Sep 22, 2005, 12:31:28 PM »
That's your gut, not your balls.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #5 on: Sep 22, 2005, 01:03:13 PM »
I may be a dick for saying this, but the fact that Rita's bearing down on Texas pales in comparison to the smelly threat bearing down on Frisco, TX, this weekend...:P
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« Reply #6 on: Sep 22, 2005, 07:16:36 PM »
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That's your gut, not your balls.
I'll have you kiss either. ;)

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« Reply #7 on: Sep 22, 2005, 11:15:59 PM »
Frisco?

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« Reply #8 on: Sep 23, 2005, 12:18:02 AM »
Is that where all the gays who are too gay to live in San Fransisco go?

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« Reply #9 on: Sep 23, 2005, 10:43:29 PM »
Three levys in New Orleans broke... again!

comedy gold! Unless they make them 100 times better, it will keep on happening.
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« Reply #10 on: Sep 25, 2005, 01:02:36 AM »
Great idea!  We'll just get Merlin to conjure some up out of his ass.

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« Reply #11 on: Sep 25, 2005, 04:50:10 AM »
Wow...do you really think he can do that? That guy is badass!  

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« Reply #12 on: Sep 25, 2005, 10:39:23 PM »
Merlin can do anything.  Especially when portrayed by "Dead Calm" "Jurassic Park" actor Sam Neill.

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« Reply #13 on: Sep 26, 2005, 04:29:38 AM »
Ha Ha....I saw that on TV the other night, but ever time I lingered on it I got groans of compliants from the rest of the room. LOL!  

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« Reply #14 on: Sep 26, 2005, 12:42:05 PM »
That's why you should watch TV alone, in a dark closet like I used to do when my mother would hide the tv in the closet.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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« Reply #15 on: Sep 27, 2005, 01:19:32 AM »
Sigh....if only they put outlets in closets.  

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« Reply #16 on: Sep 27, 2005, 10:29:35 AM »
Hello, extension cord?

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« Reply #17 on: Sep 27, 2005, 10:40:42 PM »
But then you can't close the door! Damn this shag carpet! Damn it to hell!!!!!!!

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« Reply #18 on: Sep 29, 2005, 12:21:58 PM »
Run it under the carpet.  If that's not possible, there must be a gap somewhere that you can use.  Think man, think.

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« Reply #19 on: Sep 30, 2005, 10:01:55 AM »
Well I could drill a hole through the door......

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« Reply #20 on: Sep 30, 2005, 12:54:19 PM »
Or punch a hole through the wall....  Okay maybe not.  <_<  

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« Reply #21 on: Oct 07, 2005, 03:03:36 PM »
That's actually how I put a phone line in my room for my computer when I was in High school. It was suppose to be a nice neat hole, but ehhhhhhhh I just said screw it and stuck a screw driver through the drywall. It was in the back of the closet, no one would ever know. And they never did.....Until now. You must all keep my secert.  

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« Reply #22 on: Oct 07, 2005, 03:05:21 PM »
All the better to download pr0n with, yes?
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« Reply #23 on: Oct 07, 2005, 03:07:36 PM »
*Sigh* If only I had the internet when I had the drive and energy to spank off daily, but alas no. Like a true Geek it was to play a RPG called Legend of Red Dragon on a local free network.