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« on: Sep 17, 2005, 02:30:51 PM »
Well, I was just informed, a little bit late ('little bit' meaning aboiut 10 months), that my health insurance coverage was dropped. According to them, when I was working I was making too much money.

Let's see, at an average of about 25 hours a week (it varied a lot), 52 weeks a year, that's 1300 hours a year, and at a horrendously huge salary of $7 an hour....
$9100 a year. But I think, after taxes and stuff, it was much less, more like 6k.

So, how exactly am I making "too much money" if I'm below the poverty level?

Right now, universal healthcare is looking a lot better....

The only good thing is, now that I'm unemployed, I'm probably not making "too much" anymore!  :lol:  
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« Reply #1 on: Sep 17, 2005, 03:47:35 PM »
I'm still more interested in whether you're going to jail or not.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #2 on: Sep 17, 2005, 06:14:44 PM »
I'm paying one thousand bucks per year on my damn insurance... Someone is getting some benefit from this, and it is surely not me

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« Reply #3 on: Sep 17, 2005, 07:05:08 PM »
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I'm still more interested in whether you're going to jail or not.
Me too.  

Anyway, I get my Verizon health/vision/dental package starting on Nov. 1st...  
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« Reply #4 on: Sep 18, 2005, 12:21:29 AM »
In jail you get all the free heatlh care you could ever need.
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« Reply #5 on: Sep 18, 2005, 12:53:24 AM »
Not to mention all the salad you can toss!
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« Reply #6 on: Sep 18, 2005, 11:24:38 AM »
and all the dick you can receive!

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« Reply #7 on: Sep 18, 2005, 02:18:57 PM »
But the food sucks.  

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« Reply #8 on: Sep 19, 2005, 10:38:54 PM »
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I'm still more interested in whether you're going to jail or not.
Me too.  

Anyway, I get my Verizon health/vision/dental package starting on Nov. 1st...
Verizon? As in the phone company or someone else?

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I hate you.


I found out about my lack of insurance when I tried to get an ingrown toenail trimmed.

I'm just worried I'll break a leg or something while uninsured. TIme to stay at home and never leave the house.  :ph34r:


Oh, and thanks for all the support when I haven't even been convicted yet, or 'found' innocent or guilty by a jury of biased (and media-fed) peers. So much for "innocent until proven guilty", this board seems to be run by conservative neocons.  :D
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« Reply #9 on: Sep 20, 2005, 03:25:25 AM »
I just figure if you don't get sent up for this...it'll just be something later.  

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« Reply #10 on: Sep 20, 2005, 09:06:00 AM »
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Verizon? As in the phone company or someone else?

 
As in the phone company.
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« Reply #11 on: Sep 20, 2005, 12:31:39 PM »
Why would we support you?  Or wait for it to be "proven" for that matter?  All you do is sound guilty as hell.  In fact, if anything, you haven't laid down one shred of doubt in my mind, or anyone else's I'm certain, that you aren't guilty.

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« Reply #12 on: Sep 20, 2005, 12:34:39 PM »
They're gonna eat him alive...  
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« Reply #13 on: Sep 20, 2005, 12:39:58 PM »
I'll say.  My legal advice: keep your mouth shut in court as much as possible.

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« Reply #14 on: Sep 20, 2005, 12:59:52 PM »
My legal advice: tell them your life story and whine about how you're a victim of the legal system.
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« Reply #15 on: Sep 20, 2005, 01:01:54 PM »
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Oh, and thanks for all the support when I haven't even been convicted yet, or 'found' innocent or guilty by a jury of biased (and media-fed) peers. So much for "innocent until proven guilty", this board seems to be run by conservative neocons.  :D
Listen, boy. You're an idiot. I don't "support" idiots, especially if their defense makes them look more guilty.  

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« Reply #16 on: Sep 20, 2005, 10:33:46 PM »
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My legal advice: tell them your life story and whine about how you're a victim of the legal system.
Yeah do that. I hear that works ALL the time. Judges get off on it and it makes the Jury feel like you are the underdog.

Oh and you should also act as your own attorney, that helps too.
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« Reply #17 on: Sep 21, 2005, 12:10:21 AM »
While we're at it, show up in bright neon pink and Elton John Sunglasses.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #18 on: Sep 21, 2005, 12:20:03 AM »
Oh and a Micheal Jackson t-shirt should add just the flavor they'll be looking for!
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« Reply #19 on: Sep 21, 2005, 12:28:20 AM »
And a giant red cod piece like that guy from "Cameo".

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« Reply #20 on: Sep 21, 2005, 08:45:18 AM »
With RHINESTONES!

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #21 on: Sep 21, 2005, 09:10:11 AM »
And also, scream "if the condom doesn't fit, you must acquit!" numerous times in the courtroom.
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« Reply #22 on: Sep 21, 2005, 03:16:44 PM »
W-O-R-D UP!  

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« Reply #23 on: Sep 21, 2005, 10:05:02 PM »
The phrase "Innocent until proven guilty" apparently has died a very long time ago.

I'm not sure how exactly I "sound guilty". I'm not sure how my defense is shitty, especially since I haven't really tried to defend myself. And I sure as hell don't know how to give you any shred of doubt. What, should I start preaching the bible and joining a monastary?

How do I act guilty. It's not like I'm running around screaming that I like to have sex with 10-year-old girls, or invite them to my house for playtime and Jesus Juice. I'm still a virgin, but I can't prove that to any of you. I guess I can't convince idiots of anything.

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« Reply #24 on: Sep 21, 2005, 10:36:39 PM »
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I'll second that. I'll put my toppings all up on that Vanilla!

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« Reply #25 on: Sep 22, 2005, 09:03:01 AM »
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I'm not sure how exactly I "sound guilty". I'm not sure how my defense is shitty, especially since I haven't really tried to defend myself. And I sure as hell don't know how to give you any shred of doubt. What, should I start preaching the bible and joining a monastary?

How do I act guilty. It's not like I'm running around screaming that I like to have sex with 10-year-old girls, or invite them to my house for playtime and Jesus Juice. I'm still a virgin, but I can't prove that to any of you. I guess I can't convince idiots of anything.

 
Yes. We're idiots, yet we aren't the one's currently in court in a possible statutory rape case where, as you just said, you really aren't trying to defend yourself. Mmmm. Brilliance.
 

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« Reply #26 on: Sep 22, 2005, 01:13:58 PM »
I haven't been here probably all year, and you're still free?  I expected you to have been sucking off a huge black inmate named Tiny for months now.  Then again, maybe you already are.  Practice helps, you know.

It's not the insurance company's fault you aren't working.  It IS their fault that they're so insanely high (not to mention the medical establishment itself and the judicial system), but still.  Just hit an emergency room and use a pseudonym if you have to...that's what we pay taxes for, right?  

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« Reply #27 on: Sep 23, 2005, 12:15:20 AM »
Your posts, your general attitude within them, those sorts of things scream guilty.  They just do.  I'm not gonna lie to you and tell you they don't.  I don't think anyone here believes you're innocent.  Maybe you should consider why that is.
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« Reply #28 on: Sep 23, 2005, 12:19:14 AM »
I think he just likes to fuck little children, or that the mom is a bitch. Eitherway, niiiiiiiiice.

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« Reply #29 on: Sep 23, 2005, 10:26:06 PM »
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Yes. We're idiots, yet we aren't the one's currently in court in a possible statutory rape case where, as you just said, you really aren't trying to defend yourself. Mmmm. Brilliance.
You don't have to be an idiot to be dragged into court and be accused of something, people are suspects all the time, and innocent people are convicted quite frequently. Look at what happened to lots of black people before MLK. I could also give two local examples of people who were recently cleared of all charges. You people just assume that if I'm being charged I must be guilty.

When I said I'm not trying to defend myself, I meant in here (well, until now that is). Why should I defend myself in here? I don't even know why I am now. As for the court, yes I am defending myself in there, why else would I pay almost 20k for an attorney?

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Your posts, your general attitude within them, those sorts of things scream guilty. They just do. I'm not gonna lie to you and tell you they don't. I don't think anyone here believes you're innocent. Maybe you should consider why that is.

Not sure how I'm acting guilty, not sure what the hell you see in my posts, and personally I think you're messed up in the head. Like I said, I don't act like I enjoy having sex with underaged girls. I'm not like Tom where I brag about my sex life and talk about it and the type of pr0n I masturbate to in extreme detail. Since I have no idea what you're talking about, I can't change whatever you're seeing in me that makes me look like a pedo.
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