Author Topic: Nentendo Revolution controller (Read 13502 times)

The D · « **on:** Sep 15, 2005, 11:34:03 PM »

The sound you hear in the background is thousands of Nentendo fans commiting suicide.

Alas, Miyamoto, you were once one of the greatest men alive. I would erect a 100foot statue of you. But now, you are like George Lucas: evil, self-centered, stupid, and a furry. And you suck cock.

Thanks for dooming Nentendo.

Faye Valentino · « **Reply #1 on:** Sep 15, 2005, 11:51:27 PM »

That cannot be it.

Max Con · « **Reply #2 on:** Sep 16, 2005, 02:52:30 AM »

But it is.

It will either be incredibly awesome, or spell doom for Nintendo.

I'm leaning towards doom.

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #3 on:** Sep 16, 2005, 03:09:51 AM »

It kicks ass. Fuck all the naysayers.

Max Con · « **Reply #4 on:** Sep 16, 2005, 03:34:07 AM »

I'm praying you're right.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #5 on:** Sep 16, 2005, 07:35:44 AM »

IT'S A GOD DAMN TV REMOTE.

Merla · « **Reply #6 on:** Sep 16, 2005, 08:05:23 AM »

Huh? What? I don't get it. That's ugly and non-functional as a controller. And since when does Shigeru Miyamoto design any of the hardware? I thought he only designed the actual games. I demand you cite your sources.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #7 on:** Sep 16, 2005, 09:58:38 AM »

Regardless of who designed it, Itwata (their president) should be shot just for allowing it. Theres' no way it will work well or even work at all with alot of games like fighters or platformers... They needed to go with something a bit more conventional, considering they're trying to compete agian. This will be far too radical for casual gamers to even consider and it will be over-looked, just like the Dreamcast--regardless of how good it is.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #8 on:** Sep 16, 2005, 01:10:31 PM »

That's beyond awkward. I sent it to Eddie - his opinion, as someone with nerve damage in his fingers from playing bagpipes, is that it will probably fuck up a lot of people's hands. :mellow:

Faye Valentino · « **Reply #9 on:** Sep 16, 2005, 03:34:18 PM »

It's got attachments, but I wouldn't fret. Third parties will make normal controllers for it, but after reading about it, I think this is what Video Games need. X-Box is basically sticking to the same damn thing, and Sony is doing nothing more than upping their graphics. Nintendo is calling this thing the revolution for a reason, and the change of the basic controller to allow more interactivity between game and person... it's just what we need.

Plus, with the joystick attachment, it looks to rock outloud.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #10 on:** Sep 16, 2005, 03:52:24 PM »

it looks like a damn dildo

blanktoe · « **Reply #11 on:** Sep 16, 2005, 07:21:52 PM »

I don't care what you niggas say, I love it.

Max Con · « **Reply #12 on:** Sep 16, 2005, 09:03:38 PM »

http://cube.ign.com/articles/651/651559p1.html

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #13 on:** Sep 16, 2005, 09:16:45 PM »

If you flip it sideways it reminds me of the original NES control....the setup of buttons.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #14 on:** Sep 17, 2005, 08:21:57 AM »

Oo i miss that one! so dangerous tho, you could break someone's head with it, it was like a little brick of powet!

B E C K · « **Reply #15 on:** Sep 17, 2005, 10:44:14 AM »

"And I'll form.... the head!!"

Extra Zero · « **Reply #16 on:** Sep 17, 2005, 11:37:22 AM »

How Revolutionary! So many complaints and they still refuse to fix the button layout but hey, they *did* add a second shoulder button and fix the C-stick.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #17 on:** Sep 17, 2005, 11:42:27 AM »

SEE now that looks a little better. Still weird though.

B E C K · « **Reply #18 on:** Sep 17, 2005, 01:51:53 PM »

I don't think it's an actual picture, just a speculation. (It's from that article linked earlier in the thread.) Still funny though....

The D · « **Reply #19 on:** Sep 17, 2005, 02:11:35 PM »

Would have liked this better.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #20 on:** Sep 17, 2005, 03:46:40 PM »

Now what is that fine piece of machinery right there?!?

Faye Valentino · « **Reply #21 on:** Sep 18, 2005, 04:45:43 PM »

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"And I'll form.... the head!!"

Didja not read, IGN photoshopped that. That isn't the official cradle.

B E C K · « **Reply #22 on:** Sep 18, 2005, 09:47:47 PM »

Didja not read my last fucking post. Fucker.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #23 on:** Sep 19, 2005, 07:56:30 AM »

It's okay Nuri. He's calling himself Valentino. He's obviously retarded.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #24 on:** Sep 19, 2005, 11:36:29 AM »

To be fair, no matter what he calls himself, he's obviously retarded.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #25 on:** Sep 19, 2005, 11:37:38 AM »

Nuri should ban him!

Faye Valentino · « **Reply #26 on:** Sep 19, 2005, 12:18:25 PM »

I think it was obvious from my post that, no, I did not.

Now who looks like an idiot? Me.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #27 on:** Sep 19, 2005, 02:17:01 PM »

Yeah, and you look like a douche bag too

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #28 on:** Sep 19, 2005, 07:30:34 PM »

Kerzing.

B E C K · « **Reply #29 on:** Sep 20, 2005, 12:10:09 PM »

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Yeah, and you look like a douche bag too

And you smell like one, too. Hyuck hyuck! Yeah!

What?