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« on: Sep 07, 2005, 09:52:47 AM »
TV's Bob Denver dead at age 70.

Man, I had no idea he was even fighting cancer...
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« Reply #1 on: Sep 07, 2005, 10:31:26 AM »
That's not how he should have gone out. He should have died of a heart attack in a awesome three-way with Ginger and Mary-ann.  

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« Reply #2 on: Sep 07, 2005, 10:32:00 AM »
awww;(
everybody dies of cancer, damnit

you know something weird? yesterday my winamp was on shuffle and for the first time it started playing the gilligan island's theme song!(my friend d/l it)

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« Reply #3 on: Sep 07, 2005, 11:40:34 AM »
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That's not how he should have gone out. He should have died of a heart attack in a awesome three-way with Ginger and Mary-ann.
That's how I wanted to go when I was 12, until I saw what they looked like now. I'd still do Maryann, probably.

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« Reply #4 on: Sep 07, 2005, 01:54:48 PM »
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That's not how he should have gone out. He should have died of a heart attack in a awesome three-way with Ginger and Mary-ann.
Something makes me want to say he was gay, but that might have been some other geezer.
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« Reply #5 on: Sep 07, 2005, 02:32:10 PM »
Jim Nabors (Gomer Pyle) perhaps?  :P  

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« Reply #6 on: Sep 07, 2005, 04:47:49 PM »
I don't think he was gay.....Now the dad on the Brady Bunch was gay.  

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« Reply #7 on: Sep 07, 2005, 05:57:07 PM »
Yeah, he died of AIDs in the 80's, didn't he?
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« Reply #8 on: Sep 07, 2005, 09:57:06 PM »
Yup.

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« Reply #9 on: Sep 08, 2005, 12:23:46 AM »
Rock Hudson was gay too. I was actually told he was gay after my mom was going all ape-shit over a marathon of Doris Day/Rock Hudson movies that where on Turner Classic movies. Inbetween they had small bits of an interview with Doris Day and she was going on and on about how great Rock was and how much she loved him and so I got to wondering and I asked my mom if she loved him so much why didn't she just marry him and then she told me he was gay...LOL!  

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« Reply #10 on: Sep 08, 2005, 08:31:42 AM »
"Well, I only wish I had a penis. It was so odd when all Rock wanted to do was give me a strap on and ask me to fuck him in the ass. I did like the leather chaps, though."

Gilligan was all man, though. You know he was hitting that piece of ass. Mmmm, Oh sweet Ms. Howell....
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« Reply #11 on: Sep 08, 2005, 11:53:22 AM »
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Jim Nabors (Gomer Pyle) perhaps?  :P
Yeah, I got them confused every now and then.
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« Reply #12 on: Sep 08, 2005, 09:50:57 PM »
Wow, Gilligan gets an entire topic and William Renquest doesn't even get a mention?

Pretty moderate for a coservative. I hate to think who Bush will put in his place. Probably some far right nazi.
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« Reply #13 on: Sep 08, 2005, 11:47:37 PM »
Robert Reed actually died in 1992.
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« Reply #14 on: Sep 09, 2005, 11:51:33 AM »
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Wow, Gilligan gets an entire topic and William Renquest doesn't even get a mention?

Pretty moderate for a coservative. I hate to think who Bush will put in his place. Probably some far right nazi.
I like how the sped put up Roberts, who isn't even a Justice yet. I wonder how the rest of the court feels about that.

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« Reply #15 on: Sep 09, 2005, 12:03:02 PM »
Jim Nabors is in the "is he or isn't he" category.  If he is, he's very discreet and inspires enough loyalty not to be outed.   That would ruin his gospel record sales for sure.
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« Reply #16 on: Sep 10, 2005, 07:31:51 PM »
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Wow, Gilligan gets an entire topic and William Renquest doesn't even get a mention?
You could've made him a topic.  Am I an ass for not caring?  Worried though, yes.

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« Reply #17 on: Sep 10, 2005, 09:45:37 PM »
Is this board dead enough that every famous dead guy needs his own topic?

Then again, thread topics change around here so fast I could start talking about whatever right now and the entire thread would be about something else.
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« Reply #18 on: Sep 11, 2005, 10:14:02 PM »
Unless everyone ignored you.

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« Reply #19 on: Sep 11, 2005, 11:19:54 PM »
You are wise beyond your career choice, Nuriko.
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« Reply #20 on: Sep 12, 2005, 12:06:38 AM »
What career choice would that be?

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« Reply #21 on: Sep 12, 2005, 12:32:51 AM »
:unsure: .................Um.








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« Reply #22 on: Sep 12, 2005, 08:27:06 AM »
Ah, a fine choice that is!
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« Reply #23 on: Sep 12, 2005, 09:04:12 AM »
Best paid in the market, if you play your cards right, thumb your way under some rich pansies finger, and then crank the bitch up full force, he won't be able to do anything but shower you with money and gifts.
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« Reply #24 on: Sep 12, 2005, 02:42:30 PM »
Wish I had the skills and know how to do that....Ummmm....thing that....uhhhh Nuri does. But I can't go back to school! Who has the time?  

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« Reply #25 on: Sep 12, 2005, 10:36:12 PM »
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Best paid in the market, if you play your cards right, thumb your way under some rich pansies finger, and then crank the bitch up full force, he won't be able to do anything but shower you with money and gifts.
Ew!  But that might require sex on my part.  Unless I switch places with my hand maiden in the dark of night.


And fuck you, Megan.

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« Reply #26 on: Sep 13, 2005, 12:50:26 AM »
:: stretches out and reclines on his signature ::

Yep, yep. Aaaaaaaaah.
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« Reply #27 on: Sep 13, 2005, 08:27:35 AM »
You can have my milkshake.

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« Reply #28 on: Sep 13, 2005, 11:38:14 AM »
It brings all the boys to the yard.  

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« Reply #29 on: Sep 13, 2005, 02:48:42 PM »
EWEWEWEWEWEWEW!!!

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