Author Topic: this is soo funny (Read 15680 times)

Faye Valentine · « **on:** Aug 30, 2004, 11:04:13 AM »

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/08/30/man...d.ap/index.html

MegatronYES · « **Reply #1 on:** Aug 30, 2004, 11:23:32 AM »

Umm. That's not funny at all, but is still very interesting.

Fiero · « **Reply #2 on:** Aug 30, 2004, 12:15:25 PM »

Actually, it's fucking pathetic.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #3 on:** Aug 30, 2004, 12:36:56 PM »

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Police said Hutcherson and Brohm -- friends since high school -- were drinking at a bar Saturday night and left after Brohm said he felt sick.

Brohm, 23, apparently was leaning out of the window when Hutcherson hit the support wire about a mile and a half from the bar, but police did not know why.

Pathetic is right. The fucking cops can't figure out why a drunk guy was leaning out the window?

tomduo · « **Reply #4 on:** Aug 30, 2004, 03:10:36 PM »

I saw that on the News this morning. I pissed my pants I was laughing so hard. I just wish that would happen more...

Max Con · « **Reply #5 on:** Aug 30, 2004, 03:41:57 PM »

Kind of like a glimpse of the future, eh Faye?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #6 on:** Aug 30, 2004, 03:45:39 PM »

fuck no! i'll never be so dirty as to be throwing out of the window of a car. in fact, ive never threw up before because of drunkness

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #7 on:** Aug 30, 2004, 04:36:12 PM »

Me neither!

I kill me sometimes.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #8 on:** Aug 30, 2004, 04:37:42 PM »

noo i swear god i've never! im proud of myself for that

Fiero · « **Reply #9 on:** Aug 30, 2004, 04:53:00 PM »

I was pretty drunk last nite, and I didn't throw up. I've only been drunk twice now.

ekerou etaou · « **Reply #10 on:** Aug 30, 2004, 09:03:19 PM »

i'm always drunk...

..
.

on life.

tomduo · « **Reply #11 on:** Aug 30, 2004, 10:39:09 PM »

I have a litre of Vodka on my fridge

And a bottle of Merlot too!

MegatronYES · « **Reply #12 on:** Aug 31, 2004, 01:12:32 AM »

Ah a ha ha ha! The future.

The D · « **Reply #13 on:** Aug 31, 2004, 12:27:06 PM »

Some girl on livejournal just started college for the first time, and already she drank so much that she puked blood and had to be rushed to the hospital.

And this is why I'm afraid to go to a 4 year college. I don't want to deal with morons like Faye who want to spend every moment they're not in class getting wasted and partying. <_<

tomduo · « **Reply #14 on:** Aug 31, 2004, 12:32:47 PM »

It's like that at FIU... but the women. They walk around half nekid!!!

*gets hit by his girlfriend*

@.x;

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #15 on:** Aug 31, 2004, 12:34:14 PM »

Merlot in the fridge? :unsure: Say it ain't so!

tomduo · « **Reply #16 on:** Aug 31, 2004, 12:48:48 PM »

ON the fridge.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #17 on:** Aug 31, 2004, 12:52:57 PM »

That's a relief. Considering your culinary skills, I was wondering if the hurricane had knocked something awry.

tomduo · « **Reply #18 on:** Aug 31, 2004, 12:55:44 PM »

Im gonna use it to make sausage and peppers tomorrow ^_^

Fiero · « **Reply #19 on:** Aug 31, 2004, 12:59:22 PM »

What, you don't like your merlot cold?

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #20 on:** Aug 31, 2004, 01:03:02 PM »

I don't like my shiraz or pinot noir cold either. Now Boone's Farm strawberry is another matter.

Fiero · « **Reply #21 on:** Aug 31, 2004, 01:36:14 PM »

That just doesn't sound anywhere near as classy.

tomduo · « **Reply #22 on:** Aug 31, 2004, 02:53:11 PM »

yummy still

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #23 on:** Aug 31, 2004, 04:28:01 PM »

It's amazing what you'll settle for when you first start drinking. My brother & I got a bottle of Yago Sangria & drank it after school, then put the bottle in this dork's locker. Come Monday morning, *CRASH!!!*

tomduo · « **Reply #24 on:** Aug 31, 2004, 07:33:52 PM »

My GF is addicted to Abor Mist Strawberry Wine.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #25 on:** Aug 31, 2004, 07:44:20 PM »

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And this is why I'm afraid to go to a 4 year college. I don't want to deal with morons like Faye who want to spend every moment they're not in class getting wasted and partying. <_<

dude you are such a loser.
that freshman girl has to be a completely stupid ass bitch, for that to happen. THATS THE REASON i think most freshmen girls are dumb, they just want to get drunk enough that they wont remember shit and do some scene next they they wont remember about

Fiero · « **Reply #26 on:** Aug 31, 2004, 08:36:35 PM »

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they just want to get drunk enough that they wont remember shit and do some scene next they they wont remember about

FTW? I don't quite get your english there. It almost sounds like your saying they'll be in a two-bit porno and not remember it.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #27 on:** Aug 31, 2004, 09:21:42 PM »

yeah like they KNOW they will do slutty things so they use the alcohol as an excuse for desinhibite themselves

Fiero · « **Reply #28 on:** Aug 31, 2004, 09:32:07 PM »

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yeah like they KNOW they will do slutty things so they use the alcohol as an excuse for desinhibite themselves

I know, my favorite kind of girl. (not)

tomduo · « **Reply #29 on:** Aug 31, 2004, 10:23:44 PM »

There's partying... then there's being a dumbass. Getting shitfaced to that point... that's being a dumbass. Especially then driving.