Author Topic: We are just like Al Queda... (Read 9882 times)

Faye Valentino · « **on:** Aug 23, 2005, 11:05:15 AM »

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/a...assassination_4

And people support this sucker. He's a religious man promoting we kill someone. That is fucked up.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #1 on:** Aug 23, 2005, 11:35:33 AM »

He's in the wrong church. He needs to look into the Church of the SubGenius and promote the the Fightin' Jesus and his faithful prophet J.R. "Bob" Dobbs!

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1. Last night I had a vision of Dobbs. I saw him and the Fightin' Jesus and
their guns were slick and oiled.
2. Yea! I saw them stand shoulder to shoulder with the Battling Buddha,
Killer Krishna and the clones of Elvis and J.F.K. against a vast PinkTide.
3. And as the glorpish masses moved relentlessly forward I watched our team
lock and load, drawing a most puissant collective bead on the PinkMeat
Masses.
4. And then in a stream of fire, smoke and leaden death did they smite
these unbelievers with the full metal jacketed gospel of Dobbs!
5. With hot lead like a living wall of death were these infidels smitten!

Unlike other churches, the SG doesn't try to pretend they like anyone else. Disagree with them and you're an idiot and don't deserve to live, which is what most other churches think as well, but are too hypocritical to say so.

B E C K · « **Reply #2 on:** Aug 24, 2005, 12:39:06 AM »

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Robertson ... has also said that feminism encourages women to "kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."

And how!

I knew the 700 Club was a den of evil.

Faye Valentino · « **Reply #3 on:** Aug 24, 2005, 01:00:59 AM »

THANK YOU MIDDLE AMERICA!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #4 on:** Aug 24, 2005, 08:53:34 AM »

I dreamed that the president was killed and that i was in two airplane crashes:'(

maybe i should just stop reading the news:-/

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #5 on:** Aug 24, 2005, 09:59:47 AM »

I liked the response from Chavez: "Who's Pat Robertson?"

Fiero · « **Reply #6 on:** Aug 24, 2005, 10:38:26 AM »

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He's in the wrong church. He needs to look into the Church of the SubGenius and promote the the Fightin' Jesus and his faithful prophet J.R. "Bob" Dobbs!

Is that Ronnie Dobbs daddy?

Faye Valentino · « **Reply #7 on:** Aug 24, 2005, 12:06:02 PM »

Now he says his comments were misinterpreted...

But headline news is great. They played him saying: "The press misconstrued my comments. I said we should take him out, that can mean anything!"

Then they played what he said: "If he thinks we're going to assassinate him, maybe we should. Send some special forces in there and do it."

Bernie · « **Reply #8 on:** Aug 24, 2005, 03:17:17 PM »

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I said we should take him out, that can mean anything!"

"Uhh..yeah! Like for drinks or a nice brunch buffet....that's what I meant! Yep!"

Damn shame we can't hook a generator up to all that backpedaling.

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Is that Ronnie Dobbs daddy?

Sire to neither the musician nor trailer park nitwit. But that would have been a good tie-in.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #9 on:** Aug 24, 2005, 04:01:19 PM »

Hahaha...gotta love a good David Cross reference.

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Aug 25, 2005, 11:49:41 AM »

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I dreamed that the president was killed and that i was in two airplane crashes:'(

maybe i should just stop reading the news:-/

Yeah, I find if I read or watch too much of it, it does weird things to me, too. Merla tells me all the important stuff anyway, so I don't really have to.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #11 on:** Aug 25, 2005, 12:34:50 PM »

What if they sent Qui-gon and Obi-wan to kill him?

Faye Valentino · « **Reply #12 on:** Aug 25, 2005, 01:45:34 PM »

Obi Wan wouldn't. Qui Gonn would, he's an asshole.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #13 on:** Aug 25, 2005, 02:00:13 PM »

That's not possible, they'd just queer out and try Jedi mind-tircks to make them "change their mind"...

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #14 on:** Aug 26, 2005, 08:08:45 AM »

It's all about Lighsaber Fu man.

Author Topic: We are just like Al Queda... (Read 9882 times)

Bernie