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Faye Valentino · « **Reply #60 on:** Aug 23, 2005, 01:08:04 PM »

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Is that Tom?!?

FAYE VALENTINO! Hawt.

B E C K · « **Reply #61 on:** Aug 24, 2005, 12:50:11 AM »

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yep. i knew since the beginning that he was gay

Faye Valentino · « **Reply #62 on:** Aug 24, 2005, 01:05:04 AM »

Ahem. Most cross dressers are in fact hetero-sexual.

I am Metro-Sexual. METRO BABY! *slaps his ass*

B E C K · « **Reply #63 on:** Aug 24, 2005, 01:11:58 AM »

Metros are gay, however they like it up the ass considerably less. I'm certain National Geographic did a story on this...

Faye Valentino · « **Reply #64 on:** Aug 24, 2005, 01:37:55 AM »

Like what up the ass? A colonic tube to shed those winter pounds?

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #65 on:** Aug 24, 2005, 07:46:30 AM »

Just when you've thought you've read the worst thing in the world....HE KEEPS WRITING...

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #66 on:** Aug 24, 2005, 08:51:16 AM »

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Metros are gay, however they like it up the ass considerably less. I'm certain National Geographic did a story on this...

you forgot that most metros are PRETTY. so there should be a new word for a tom....hmmmm..

Faye Valentino · « **Reply #67 on:** Aug 24, 2005, 12:09:17 PM »

Lookit my eyes!

Gorgeous!

Extra Zero · « **Reply #68 on:** Aug 24, 2005, 03:52:39 PM »

No. Gay.

Faye Valentino · « **Reply #69 on:** Aug 24, 2005, 10:06:33 PM »

Only if you find it hot. This is for women. Fag.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #70 on:** Aug 25, 2005, 10:24:26 AM »

You'd like me to be a fag, wouldn't you? Then you'd atleast have something in common with someone else on this board...

Rama · « **Reply #71 on:** Aug 25, 2005, 11:08:57 AM »

This whole Faye Valentino thing won't be complete until we hear Tom's version of the Nancy Sinatra's classic "These Boots were made for walking".

Extra Zero · « **Reply #72 on:** Aug 25, 2005, 11:14:36 AM »

*Shudders*

Faye Valentino · « **Reply #73 on:** Aug 25, 2005, 11:57:40 AM »

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You'd like me to be a fag, wouldn't you? Then you'd atleast have something in common with someone else on this board...

Yeah, I mean nothing gets me hornier than your skinny ass covered in zits. It just makes me... ew. I can't even type it.

x.x

Just ew.

B E C K · « **Reply #74 on:** Aug 25, 2005, 12:03:47 PM »

This isn't really on topic but working on the campus bookstore I've noticed that a lot of gay guys look like elves or fair folk! OO;;

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #75 on:** Aug 25, 2005, 12:14:06 PM »

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You'd like me to be a fag, wouldn't you? Then you'd atleast have something in common with someone else on this board...

whooo WHOOOO

Bernie · « **Reply #76 on:** Aug 25, 2005, 12:34:22 PM »

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This isn't really on topic but working on the campus bookstore I've noticed that a lot of gay guys look like elves or fair folk! OO;;

Okay; LOTR elves or nasty-bearded faux Santa elves? There's a difference.

I'm forever amused at the idea of "gay" being considered an insult.

Faye Valentino · « **Reply #77 on:** Aug 25, 2005, 01:45:09 PM »

It's mostly used by men to de-masculate each other. A good counter is to say how buff gay guys usually are, and how if it wasn't for the sex, being gay would be great.

Thus, the birth of the Metro. *works it*

B E C K · « **Reply #78 on:** Aug 28, 2005, 07:52:24 PM »

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This isn't really on topic but working on the campus bookstore I've noticed that a lot of gay guys look like elves or fair folk! OO;;

Okay; LOTR elves or nasty-bearded faux Santa elves? There's a difference.

I'm forever amused at the idea of "gay" being considered an insult.

I edited that to say LOTR and then I decided to unedit it for whatever reason. But yeah, not the gross Keebler kind.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #79 on:** Aug 30, 2005, 08:51:30 AM »

I knew a straight guy who said that the more gay guys there were, the more women that left for him to choose from.

Rama · « **Reply #80 on:** Aug 30, 2005, 02:56:45 PM »

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But yeah, not the gross Keebler kind.

There has to be a fudge packer joke in there someplace.

Bernie · « **Reply #81 on:** Aug 30, 2005, 03:11:14 PM »

God - I'll never watch that commercial where the fudge is sprayed all over the cookie in the same light again.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #82 on:** Aug 30, 2005, 03:22:02 PM »

Given your mind, I'm surpised you looked upon it innocently in the first place...

B E C K · « **Reply #83 on:** Aug 30, 2005, 10:55:12 PM »

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But yeah, not the gross Keebler kind.
There has to be a fudge packer joke in there someplace.

There needs to be gay club called "the Fudge Shoppe". Come on, you know one has to exist somewhere.

Rama · « **Reply #84 on:** Aug 31, 2005, 02:39:48 AM »

I'm sure with a little searching.......

Fiero · « **Reply #85 on:** Aug 31, 2005, 09:08:48 AM »

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I'm sure with a little searching.......

When you say a little searching, you mean call the owner because you're so 'tight' with him, right?

Rama · « **Reply #86 on:** Aug 31, 2005, 10:33:47 AM »

That owner is anything but tight if you know what I mean......

*Cough* I mean....no of course not.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #87 on:** Aug 31, 2005, 12:30:10 PM »

I'd love to have an Irish-themed gay bar called O'Tool's

B E C K · « **Reply #88 on:** Sep 01, 2005, 12:10:44 AM »

I'd love to have a Latino-themed gay bar called Huevos Con Carne.....

....or not. Whatever.

Faye Valentino · « **Reply #89 on:** Sep 01, 2005, 08:27:10 AM »

I'd invest in that. Homosexuals spend ALOT.

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