A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales
clerk notices him and asks if she can help him. He answers that he is
looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She dir! ects him down the
correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls
and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for
your wife."
He answers, "You see, it's like this. Yesterday, I sent my wife to the
store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came back with a tin of
tobacco and some rolling papers 'cause it's soooooooooooo much cheaper.
I figure if I have to roll my own, so does she."
