Author Topic: Things This Board Is As Dead As: (Read 45722 times)

Extra Zero · « **on:** Aug 14, 2005, 03:30:11 AM »

The guy from INXS.

The Burger King Kids Club kids.

Tom's sex life.

The Alf kid.

"Served" jokes.

Derrick · « **Reply #1 on:** Aug 14, 2005, 09:34:00 PM »

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Tom's sex life.

One, why you thinking about me nekid?

Two, Uh huh. Is that why the watermelon in your fridge has a hole in it?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #2 on:** Aug 14, 2005, 10:46:53 PM »

Quit fucking my produce.

Derrick · « **Reply #3 on:** Aug 15, 2005, 07:21:15 AM »

Uh huh.

So what pussy have you gotten... ever?

Rama · « **Reply #4 on:** Aug 15, 2005, 03:03:44 PM »

Callista Flockheat's Carrer.

The D · « **Reply #5 on:** Aug 15, 2005, 03:14:01 PM »

This place isn't dead.

You haven't seen dead.

Derrick · « **Reply #6 on:** Aug 15, 2005, 11:15:18 PM »

Well if he did, it would finally be pussy he's gotten.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #7 on:** Aug 15, 2005, 11:57:49 PM »

He was clearly using the plural "you".

Extra Zero · « **Reply #8 on:** Aug 16, 2005, 07:15:47 AM »

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Uh huh.

So what pussy have you gotten... ever?

Alot more than you ever will.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #9 on:** Aug 16, 2005, 09:46:11 AM »

O_o Weirdo's.

Faye · « **Reply #10 on:** Aug 16, 2005, 11:11:21 AM »

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Uh huh.

So what pussy have you gotten... ever?
Alot more than you ever will.

word. I don't think Tom has a sex life either.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #11 on:** Aug 16, 2005, 06:16:19 PM »

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The guy from INXS.

The Burger King Kids Club kids.

Tom's sex life.

The Alf kid.

"Served" jokes.

Whatever!!

*Eats Burger King Kid's Club food*

Dude, you got served!

Derrick · « **Reply #12 on:** Aug 16, 2005, 07:35:30 PM »

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Uh huh.

So what pussy have you gotten... ever?
Alot more than you ever will.

I highly doubt that, for I had some last night, the night before, and the night before... and I'll have some tonight, guarenteed.

So I think we need to declare your dick DOA, cuz I don't see anyone giving it mouth to mouth anytime soon.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #13 on:** Aug 17, 2005, 03:01:16 AM »

Yeah it's easy to lie on the internet. I've seen pictures of you, not even the most desperate deformed bitch would even consider fucking you. Hell I bet you even have problems beating off with your own self-disgust.

Rama · « **Reply #14 on:** Aug 17, 2005, 05:29:56 AM »

OH! You got served!

Derrick · « **Reply #15 on:** Aug 17, 2005, 09:07:45 AM »

omfg!1!

Though I must explain. I was under the impression that this Birthday Party (which was Kary's cousin's 17th) would be held on a boat, so I wore a T-Shirt and Jeans. Upon reaching said party, Kary and everyone else was dressed up. I ran to the closest store (which was a target) and had to buy something quick.

But damn Kary looks good.

And Im sorry if Im not man pretty enough for you, but hey, if you wanna go around looking for cute guys, south beach is perfect. You can ogle all the dicks and asses you want there, and maybe then you can get something. I just prefer women, no offense.

Derrick · « **Reply #16 on:** Aug 17, 2005, 09:11:17 AM »

Oh, and while looking through my pictures, I found this.

After reading Tomoyo 52's room, I just know a Gimp wearing a leather zipper mask in hiding in there x.x

Derrick · « **Reply #17 on:** Aug 17, 2005, 09:15:12 AM »

And yeah, I look fucking dorky there. >.<

Im trying to lose the wieght I put on last semester. Damn Freshman 15, IM NOT EVEN A FRESHMAN!

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #18 on:** Aug 17, 2005, 10:09:35 AM »

Yep, that's Kary and she's wearing a diamond. Set & match to Tom.

Derrick · « **Reply #19 on:** Aug 17, 2005, 10:12:38 AM »

Damn right.

Rama · « **Reply #20 on:** Aug 17, 2005, 04:00:09 PM »

you know I seriously doubt anyone would have asked any questions about that first picture that required that long ass explaintion. You can't even SEE what you are wearing.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #21 on:** Aug 17, 2005, 04:03:52 PM »

word up. i don';t even care

i still think tom never gets ass

Extra Zero · « **Reply #22 on:** Aug 17, 2005, 06:43:58 PM »

Ditto.

Derrick · « **Reply #23 on:** Aug 17, 2005, 06:49:30 PM »

I am, right now.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #24 on:** Aug 17, 2005, 08:11:09 PM »

yeah you are tom :rolleyes:

Derrick · « **Reply #25 on:** Aug 17, 2005, 08:19:10 PM »

I was. Now Im done. Wanna watch Sin City on DVD with me and her? You can sit on the floor.

Rama · « **Reply #26 on:** Aug 18, 2005, 12:34:51 AM »

I do. My Bo-fuck middle of no-where theater thought that Sin City was too viloent and disturbing for us simple country folk and thus we got treated to Miss Congeniality 2 instead and I never got to see Sin City....just hear about how great it was.

Derrick · « **Reply #27 on:** Aug 18, 2005, 01:15:11 AM »

It's amazing. *lovels it*

B E C K · « **Reply #28 on:** Aug 18, 2005, 10:53:32 AM »

Why do you guys bait tom only to get him to talk about his sex life? Eh, well I guess if the board's dead and you have nothing better to do....

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #29 on:** Aug 18, 2005, 01:15:28 PM »

Nuri has a point. There are so many things he really *doesn't* have that he could be taunted about, like a vacation home on the Platinum Coast in Barbados, or a silky-maned pony named Hepzibah with a jingly red saddle. ...

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