Author Topic: Happy Birthday Bernie! (Read 12927 times)

Merla · « **on:** Aug 12, 2005, 02:58:07 PM »

Anyone here wanna give her b-day spankings?!?

Rama · « **Reply #1 on:** Aug 12, 2005, 03:02:04 PM »

I'll bite the bullet and do it.....

Let's see....Cat of nine tails or Pig Pong Pallet, Bernie....your choice.

Bitch · « **Reply #2 on:** Aug 12, 2005, 04:33:15 PM »

Happy Birthday, Bernie! I'd ask how many you are, but the number would probably scare me.

Derrick · « **Reply #3 on:** Aug 12, 2005, 10:24:22 PM »

YAY!

NOW GIVE US HAPPY BIRTHDAY BERNIE CAKE!

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #4 on:** Aug 12, 2005, 10:36:28 PM »

Happy Happy Birthday!!

Derrick · « **Reply #5 on:** Aug 13, 2005, 06:22:06 AM »

Is it still her birthday?

BLAST!

I declare there to be more celebrating since people aren't posting in their B-Day threads. WTF was with Brian Drummond?

Guest · « **Reply #6 on:** Aug 15, 2005, 04:23:31 PM »

happy b daaayyyy
hope u get wasted:-D

Faye · « **Reply #7 on:** Aug 15, 2005, 04:23:45 PM »

sorry that was me

Bernie · « **Reply #8 on:** Aug 16, 2005, 08:32:56 AM »

Thanks.

My birthday? My sister thinks I snubbed her by not inviting her fundie ass to a Happy Hour full of rowdy queens because she can't wrap her professional housewife/moomie mind around the concept of a BD Happy Hour in the first place - all birthdays are celebrated with cake and punch and funny little hats, so of course, this is what I did in a fucking PUB, cackling gleefully the entire time over deliberately excluding her. :rolleyes: She's not speaking to me, which may be the best present I've had in years.

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I'd ask how many you are, but the number would probably scare me.

Being 44 doesn't scare me. Knowing that Jack LaLanne will be 92 next month and could whup us all, probably at once, scares me.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #9 on:** Aug 16, 2005, 09:44:15 AM »

Jack LaLanne is still LIVING? Man, when he has a heart attack and that syringe of Adrenaline bends on his ripped pectorals....

Faye · « **Reply #10 on:** Aug 16, 2005, 11:33:00 AM »

hey Bernie, have you tried the Limbard(or something like that) Framboise? is a belgian beer, its like dark red/purple. my boyfriend LOVES it and i think its probably the best beer I have ever drank

Bernie · « **Reply #11 on:** Aug 16, 2005, 04:07:16 PM »

Yes, Lindeman's Framboise Lambic at a Renfest called Scarborough Faire. I was a bit reluctant to try it, having had a miserable experience with Sam Adams Cherry Wheat :x, but raspberry is a much better match for Lambic (wild yeast) beer. A damn fine drink for a hot afternoon.

Faye · « **Reply #12 on:** Aug 16, 2005, 06:57:18 PM »

I knowww, its sooooooo good :'(
and the cherry one too!

Derrick · « **Reply #13 on:** Aug 16, 2005, 07:37:40 PM »

SAM LIGHT FOREVER!

B E C K · « **Reply #14 on:** Aug 18, 2005, 11:50:53 AM »

Happy belated Birthday, Bernie!

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #15 on:** Aug 18, 2005, 02:00:00 PM »

Thank you. It's still going on. I'm cracking open the remaining bottle of absinthe this weekend.

I'll need it before I go car-shopping.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #16 on:** Aug 19, 2005, 12:24:39 PM »

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SAM LIGHT FOREVER!

I know. Some pricks at my bar have been trying to get me hooked onto Shiner Bock. It's good and all, but it just doesn't do me like Sam.

B E C K · « **Reply #17 on:** Aug 21, 2005, 12:26:53 AM »

See, this would've been the perfect place for shellspark to post, but alas it will not happen.

Rama · « **Reply #18 on:** Aug 21, 2005, 01:02:31 AM »

Not with the national turtle convention going on this weekend. They have to plan it two years in advance cause it takes most of them 6 months to make the trip.

Derrick · « **Reply #19 on:** Aug 21, 2005, 11:46:33 AM »

I wanna see the turtles...

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #20 on:** Aug 21, 2005, 01:44:33 PM »

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Not with the national turtle convention going on this weekend. They have to plan it two years in advance cause it takes most of them 6 months to make the trip.

Rama is definitely becoming a Tom

Derrick · « **Reply #21 on:** Aug 21, 2005, 02:38:32 PM »

That's only because it's easier to become a tom instead of being a Faye, which requires a bloodtype of Vodka and seven unorthodox venereal diseases.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #22 on:** Aug 21, 2005, 03:26:47 PM »

minus the diseases, but plus an amazing body, an incredible personality and lots of brains
so im sorry tom, maybe you'll have more luck in trying to become a female midget

Fiero · « **Reply #23 on:** Aug 21, 2005, 06:29:47 PM »

I <3 midgets!

Derrick · « **Reply #24 on:** Aug 21, 2005, 06:51:50 PM »

I dunno, that dripping usually doesn't come from midgets, Faye Faye.

But you're right... I should become more like Faye.

It is time to remove this Sith Armor...

Faye Valentino · « **Reply #25 on:** Aug 21, 2005, 06:58:40 PM »

I AM RISEN AS FAYE VALENTINO!

*works it*

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #26 on:** Aug 21, 2005, 08:00:03 PM »

Mine eyes must now be cleansed in a bath of pure acid for the horror in which you have subjected them to. Curse you, Sidious Tom, Curse you and the foul spawn that bothered to birth you from its womb!!

Faye Valentino · « **Reply #27 on:** Aug 21, 2005, 08:06:06 PM »

Tom is dead. I am Man-Faye now.

*works it*

Sam · « **Reply #28 on:** Aug 21, 2005, 09:56:33 PM »

I was trying to avoid posting directly after MegatronYes was talking about me doing him.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #29 on:** Aug 21, 2005, 10:26:27 PM »

That's always a good idea.

Author Topic: Happy Birthday Bernie! (Read 12927 times)

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