Author Topic: The Retard Fucker (Read 12303 times)

Extra Zero · « **on:** Aug 12, 2005, 11:27:40 AM »

HAHAHAHAHA.

Talk about LOW standards.

Merla · « **Reply #1 on:** Aug 12, 2005, 12:28:48 PM »

Dudes that is sick. What is with these teachers preying on little boys? Nastiness!!! Just today a 28th year old woman pleaded no contest to having sex with a 13 year old boy. Below is a picture of her.

Derrick · « **Reply #2 on:** Aug 12, 2005, 10:25:16 PM »

Where the hell were these? My teachers were fat and nasty, or lesbians >.<

The D · « **Reply #3 on:** Aug 15, 2005, 03:42:06 PM »

I wouldn't mind having sex with my teacher for extra credit as long as she's hot...

MegatronYES · « **Reply #4 on:** Aug 15, 2005, 10:26:16 PM »

You = golfball on tee
This board = nine iron

Rama · « **Reply #5 on:** Aug 16, 2005, 12:35:21 AM »

Tom didn't bite you did he?

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #6 on:** Aug 16, 2005, 09:45:11 AM »

He don't need to bite.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #7 on:** Aug 16, 2005, 09:58:38 AM »

Yeah, his vapors are enough.

Bernie · « **Reply #8 on:** Aug 16, 2005, 10:06:03 AM »

Damn, who WOULDN'T do her??!

I agree with Tom - where were these women when I was 13?

Faye · « **Reply #9 on:** Aug 16, 2005, 11:00:43 AM »

special ed? does that means , like, retarded kids? if so, thats fucking fdisgusting,t hat bitch should go to jail for 1000 years

Derrick · « **Reply #10 on:** Aug 16, 2005, 07:37:04 PM »

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Damn, who WOULDN'T do her??! I agree with Tom - where were these women when I was 13?

I woulda shared.

Rama · « **Reply #11 on:** Aug 17, 2005, 05:39:06 AM »

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He don't need to bite.

I was just wondering if being an insufferable asshole was a communicable disease. If so then both Megs and Tom need to be put down, Old Yellar style.

That reminds me...has anyone seen Disney's latest book version of Olf Yellar? I saw it a few months back and the dog doesn't get rabies and the kid doesn't shoot him. The dog lives and thus more kids are spared the harsh realities of life and grow up to be total pussies.

Derrick · « **Reply #12 on:** Aug 17, 2005, 09:12:40 AM »

What sucked is, I first saw that in class in Fourth Grade.

We all cried. That was the quietest recess in history.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #13 on:** Aug 17, 2005, 10:17:47 AM »

We had to endure Where the Red Fern Grows, book & movie. All the cheerleader & pep club chicks were in love with the blonde guy and were sobbing hysterically at the ending. My cynical friends & I were termed evil for laughing because the fern on the grave was so obviously plastic.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #14 on:** Aug 17, 2005, 07:01:47 PM »

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special ed? does that means , like, retarded kids? if so, thats fucking fdisgusting,t hat bitch should go to jail for 1000 years

Yes, yes it does.

B E C K · « **Reply #15 on:** Aug 18, 2005, 11:03:47 AM »

I remember most of the stuff I saw in school I never got to see the fucking ending to. And that fucking sick-ass teacher... anything they do to punish her would still be too good for her.

I remember having one hot teacher in the third grade. She was getting married that year, too.

The D · « **Reply #16 on:** Aug 21, 2005, 10:16:21 PM »

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special ed? does that means , like, retarded kids? if so, thats fucking fdisgusting,t hat bitch should go to jail for 1000 years

hey bitch, even retard kids need pussy too!

*expects some lame Faye joke about him being one of those retarded kids now*

Extra Zero · « **Reply #17 on:** Aug 21, 2005, 10:20:09 PM »

No, but that type of mentality signals that you'd probably take advantage of a retarded girl if you had the chance.

B E C K · « **Reply #18 on:** Aug 22, 2005, 12:24:02 AM »

Run Merla, run! Ha, I slay me.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #19 on:** Aug 22, 2005, 01:30:47 AM »

Someone get Merla some aloe vera...she's just been burned.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #20 on:** Aug 22, 2005, 12:57:57 PM »

Merla can reach you from there, Nuri!

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #21 on:** Aug 22, 2005, 06:47:00 PM »

Daaaaamn. I felt the heat off that one.....

Merla · « **Reply #22 on:** Aug 23, 2005, 12:41:40 PM »

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Merla can reach you from there, Nuri!

It looks like someone is going to have to walk home tonight instead of getting a ride.

Gee I wonder who the unlucky dipstick is? <_<

The D · « **Reply #23 on:** Aug 23, 2005, 11:20:09 PM »

I drool too damn much...

I would need a bib first.

Sam · « **Reply #24 on:** Aug 24, 2005, 12:47:56 AM »

I only had one fuckable teacher in high school: Miss DeVries, by student teacher in French class senior year.

B E C K · « **Reply #25 on:** Aug 24, 2005, 01:08:00 AM »

The shell has the right idea, go for the student teachers. They are young and unbroken.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #26 on:** Aug 25, 2005, 12:27:02 PM »

This entire thread is roughly average yucky for this board.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #27 on:** Aug 25, 2005, 01:38:26 PM »

Only cause I made it...

The D · « **Reply #28 on:** Aug 25, 2005, 09:56:41 PM »

someone needs her mod powers revoked >_>

Extra Zero · « **Reply #29 on:** Aug 26, 2005, 11:25:09 AM »

Cry baby, cry!

Author Topic: The Retard Fucker (Read 12303 times)

Bernie

Faye