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« Reply #60 on: Aug 21, 2005, 12:50:09 AM »
Bah.  Now I want a drag.

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« Reply #61 on: Aug 21, 2005, 06:26:29 PM »
No, turn away from the dark side!  There is GOOD in YOU!.
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« Reply #62 on: Aug 21, 2005, 06:59:22 PM »
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Speaking of Drag... And what good side?

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« Reply #63 on: Aug 22, 2005, 02:34:28 AM »
Wow, that's going to get old real....actually it's old now.  

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« Reply #64 on: Aug 22, 2005, 02:40:50 AM »
Considering how he wore out Evil Monkey Tom and Darth Tom right down to the ass-bone, we shouldn't expect anything less.

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« Reply #65 on: Aug 22, 2005, 02:44:11 AM »
Oh good...something to look forward too. It's got me almost as excited as all those "Brother's Grim" TV spots they've been running. Can't wait to totally ignore that movie!
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« Reply #66 on: Aug 22, 2005, 03:44:54 AM »
Or as I like to call it, "2 Grimm 2 Furious".

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« Reply #67 on: Aug 22, 2005, 04:38:26 AM »
Man, I borrowed "2 Fast 2 Furious" and I swear they could have had a board with "Paul Walker" written on it and got the same preformance. I am so glad I didn't pay to rent that.  

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« Reply #68 on: Aug 22, 2005, 07:38:07 AM »
Were you expecting any less?
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« Reply #69 on: Aug 22, 2005, 08:03:34 AM »
...THat was pretty clever, 2 grimm 2 furious...Heheh.  

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« Reply #70 on: Aug 22, 2005, 10:57:22 AM »
Heath Ledger looks like John Tuturro. How did that happen?

And what's an ass bone?

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« Reply #71 on: Aug 22, 2005, 12:33:17 PM »
Yeah, I'm so glad he doesn't actually look like Heath Ledger in the movie.


And why would you actually watch it, Rama?  Didn't you see the first one and what a total ass-cake of a movie it was?  That right there was enough to completely dismiss the sequel the moment I heard of its existence.

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« Reply #72 on: Aug 22, 2005, 12:48:53 PM »
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Verb or noun?  
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« Reply #73 on: Aug 22, 2005, 06:55:39 PM »
Could it be an adverb?

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« Reply #74 on: Aug 22, 2005, 11:37:10 PM »
It's a noun.

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« Reply #75 on: Aug 22, 2005, 11:42:31 PM »
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And why would you actually watch it, Rama?  Didn't you see the first one and what a total ass-cake of a movie it was?  That right there was enough to completely dismiss the sequel the moment I heard of its existence.
Well you see I had been lucky enough to avoid the first movie, (although I did watch it on TNT a recently) and didn't know to much about it other then it was the kinda movie that made those guys with Rice burners get wicked hard ons. I really didn't know what I was getting into, and I actually didn't intend to take 2 Fast with me. I was there to borrow another movie, and 2 Fast was just kinda thrown in with the deal.

And the ass bone would be the pelvic bone.  

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« Reply #76 on: Aug 23, 2005, 01:07:22 AM »
That's just silly then. My assbone is covered in yellow lycra.

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« Reply #77 on: Aug 24, 2005, 12:34:17 AM »
I actually rented the first one.  I was tricked by Pitch Black into thinking that Vin Diesel came out in good movies, but that one and XxX and Boiler Room proved to me that it was a heinous fluke.
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« Reply #78 on: Aug 24, 2005, 01:00:22 AM »
Vin Diesel just needs to come out.

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« Reply #79 on: Aug 24, 2005, 01:08:58 AM »
He did.  It's called "The Pacifier".

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« Reply #80 on: Aug 24, 2005, 01:33:51 AM »
Yeah passed on XXX 2 in order to do that....that was a lose lose situation if you ask me.  

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« Reply #81 on: Aug 24, 2005, 07:34:34 AM »
I Liked XxX2 better than the first. It felt more like an action movie and less like a really bad Extreme Sports movie with guns.

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« Reply #82 on: Aug 24, 2005, 08:07:21 AM »
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That's what everybody says.  That Vin Diesel is homosexual.  Come to think of it you never do see him out with a woman, he is never seen out with anyone.

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« Reply #83 on: Aug 24, 2005, 08:47:57 AM »
my friend knows him(he's from manhattan and he knows a lots of actors and famous people) and he says Vin Diesel has sooooo many girls, its like he has fucked all of manhattan's coochs. he also says he must have 20000000 stds

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« Reply #84 on: Aug 24, 2005, 12:07:45 PM »
He's never seen with any women. Never. When he goes to award shows, he takes his mother. GAY!

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« Reply #85 on: Aug 24, 2005, 12:30:08 PM »
Orlando Bloom used to taked his grandmother.
If I had to go with someone and i didn't have a steady bf/fiance/husband, I would go with my dad

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« Reply #86 on: Aug 24, 2005, 02:19:27 PM »
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If I had to go with someone and i didn't have a steady bf/fiance/husband, I would go with my dad
And that is sweet, but he turned around and was seen with all kinds of pretty scrumpets. Vin Diesel is NEVER seen with women, just other guys.

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« Reply #87 on: Aug 25, 2005, 11:44:18 AM »
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my friend knows him(he's from manhattan and he knows a lots of actors and famous people) and he says Vin Diesel has sooooo many girls, its like he has fucked all of manhattan's coochs. he also says he must have 20000000 stds
AHAHAHA!  Christ, it probably looks like a cauliflower by now.

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« Reply #88 on: Aug 25, 2005, 12:00:38 PM »
Shhh, Carson from Queer Eye might wanna try a new recipe with it.

Nah, Carson would only go for a nice Jewish Boy.

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« Reply #89 on: Aug 25, 2005, 12:06:04 PM »
But Carson wasn't the cook one, that one was Ted or something.  They're all like smurfs, they only do one task.