Author Topic: Jesus H Christ... (Read 12478 times)

Extra Zero · « **Reply #30 on:** Aug 11, 2005, 01:14:37 AM »

Classic comeback!

The D · « **Reply #31 on:** Aug 11, 2005, 11:17:47 PM »

Looks like Barnaby decided to get revenge....

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=1...-name_page.html

B E C K · « **Reply #32 on:** Aug 18, 2005, 11:42:52 AM »

I'd run over the goddamn kid. Merla was driving me home from grocery shopping last night, and suddenly she says something like, "Goddamn, I couldn't even see that guy." And then, to my horror, I notice up ahead is a bike rider (not a kid though) all in dark clothing with two measly sickly-ass strips of reflective tape on his pedals riding just outside of the bike lane right on the corner where we turn right. And I said, "Well shit, I would've run him over. I didn't see a damn thing. You would've been screaming and pulling the wheel over to the left." And then when we got home, she bragged about my first would-be fatality. (Though in hindsight, it wasn't.)

The D · « **Reply #33 on:** Aug 21, 2005, 10:04:06 PM »

Well shit, I would have done my own brakes by now. I called some guy to help me and borrow tools from. He's from my grandparent's church, some South American guy who supposedly works on cars for members of the church who are short on money.

I called him two weeks ago, and he told me he was busy but he'd get one of his other associates to call me. Then, a week ago, I contacted him again, and made sure he got my number. He said he'd make sure the associate called me.

I still haven't gotten the call. Fucking christians. :angry:

B E C K · « **Reply #34 on:** Aug 22, 2005, 02:29:50 AM »

Associate. Ha ha, what an ass-word. I just don't mean in the literal sense either. Every other employer and person calls someone an associate. It's just another word for "that guy".

The D · « **Reply #35 on:** Aug 23, 2005, 10:45:52 PM »

You mean like fuck buddy?

With the price of gas over $2.70, I might as well walk my ass all over the place now. Or ride a horse

B E C K · « **Reply #36 on:** Aug 24, 2005, 01:00:25 AM »

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You mean like fuck buddy?

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, NO.

Merla · « **Reply #37 on:** Aug 24, 2005, 08:14:39 AM »

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You mean like fuck buddy?
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, NO.

Bloody Hell!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #38 on:** Aug 24, 2005, 08:43:39 AM »

i enjoy how doug was bitching about getting his car fixed and now that he has it, hes bitching about the gas price

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #39 on:** Aug 24, 2005, 09:56:29 AM »

I saw over $3 yesterday, but it was in the middle of Rich Republican Land at a busy intersection. They'll pay it gladly rather than drive 2 blocks to another station

At least the prices have made Eddie STFU about my getting a Wrangler for my "new" car so we'd have a big Jeep and a little Jeep. :rolleyes: Toyota Echo, baby!

Faye Valentino · « **Reply #40 on:** Aug 24, 2005, 12:12:30 PM »

I like Bush's solution.

"MORE MILES PER GALLON BY 2010!"

He's a fucking idiot. People need to start spiking their fuel with ethenol.

Bernie · « **Reply #41 on:** Aug 24, 2005, 03:23:26 PM »

Since all his poll rating have taken such a dump, wonder if MTV would have forbidden NIN to have a picture of him as a backdrop while performing The Hand That Feeds if the Music Awards were airing say next week. Like anyone would notice sad old tired old George anyway with a sweaty Trent Reznor up there repeatedly growling "...stay down on your knees".... :evil:

B E C K · « **Reply #42 on:** Aug 25, 2005, 11:47:00 AM »

I just got a strange mental image of Bush and Trent Reznor. :x Was I suppose to get that?

Faye Valentino · « **Reply #43 on:** Aug 25, 2005, 12:00:57 PM »

Wow, that is fucked up.

Retarded_Bernie AKA · « **Reply #44 on:** Aug 25, 2005, 12:23:13 PM »

Christ on toast points no!

I was talking about this (and I got it wrong - it was the Movie Awards show):

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LOS ANGELES - The rock band Nine Inch Nails said Friday it canceled plans to appear on next week’s MTV Movie Awards after the network questioned the band’s plans to perform in front of an image of President Bush.

The band was slated to perform “The Hand That Feeds,” the first single from its latest album. A Los Angeles Times review called the song “a warning against blind acceptance of authority, including that of a president leading his nation to war.”

“We were set to perform ‘The Hand That Feeds’ with an unmolested, straightforward image of George W. Bush as the backdrop. Apparently, the image of our president is as offensive to MTV as it is to me,” Nine Inch Nails’ leader Trent Reznor said in a statement posted on the band’s Web site.

MTV said in a statement: “While we respect Nine Inch Nails’ point of view, we were uncomfortable with their performance being built around a partisan political statement. When we discussed our discomfort with the band, their choice was to unfortunately pull out of the Movie Awards.”

MegatronYES · « **Reply #45 on:** Aug 25, 2005, 12:46:56 PM »

That reminds me. My old roomie can never figure out the meanings of songs whose meanings are entirely political. Curse him for assuming maturity in artists!

Faye Valentino · « **Reply #46 on:** Aug 25, 2005, 01:46:09 PM »

He must listen to Green Day alot then.

The D · « **Reply #47 on:** Aug 25, 2005, 09:44:42 PM »

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i enjoy how doug was bitching about getting his car fixed and now that he has it, hes bitching about the gas price

Isn't it nice that everyone chauffers your ugly ass all over the place. Once you get a car of your own (God save us), you'll be bitching about gas prices all over the place along with us.

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He's a fucking idiot. People need to start spiking their fuel with ethenol.

Or Grandpa's moonshine.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #48 on:** Aug 26, 2005, 08:30:53 AM »

I saw something on the Science Channel about this old guy who is one of the world's top inventors. He read about Chinese tallow tree seeds having a lot of oil, and now he's working with a company to develop jet fuel from the seeds. He lit one while he was talking; just a regular seed, and the thing burned for like 90 seconds with flame spurting out the sides.

I'm glad someone is finding a use for those damn razor seed pod dropping bastards.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #49 on:** Aug 26, 2005, 03:34:09 PM »

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Isn't it nice that everyone chauffers your ugly ass all over the place. Once you get a car of your own (God save us), you'll be bitching about gas prices all over the place along with us.

nigga please
im never gonna get a car EVER.
plus, 3 bucks for a gallon is NOTHING.

Bernie · « **Reply #50 on:** Aug 26, 2005, 04:00:56 PM »

Yep. From the 6/1/04 Washington Post:

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prices at the pump averaging $5.07 a gallon in France, $5.36 in Germany and $5.59 in Britain.

And one of my clients says it's currently about $6 - 6.50 a gallon in Norway.

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European consumers inevitably have demanded more efficient cars. According to Hakim, overall oil consumption has fallen in Germany and Britain since the 1970s.

This won't happen as long as idiots here think it's supporting da trooooops to drive a fucking Hummer. :rolleyes:

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #51 on:** Aug 26, 2005, 05:15:16 PM »

in Peru is 4-5 bucks per gallon. so people here should consider themselves lucky!

Faye Valentino · « **Reply #52 on:** Aug 26, 2005, 05:32:30 PM »

I always thought Peru dealt in children as currency.

WELL I LEARNED SOMETHING NEW!

B E C K · « **Reply #53 on:** Aug 28, 2005, 08:40:18 PM »

You people put the strangest images in my head.

The D · « **Reply #54 on:** Aug 28, 2005, 10:14:02 PM »

I probably wouldn't have a problem with gas prices if my car didn't seem to be using so much lately. It's not my tires or filters, although I might change the filter anyway. Not only that, but my gas needle acts wierd. One minute it would be at half full, then 5 minutes later it moves to 1/3 full, then 10 minutes later it drifts to over half full.

And Detroit area has one of the worst mass transit systems in the US.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #55 on:** Aug 29, 2005, 12:20:11 PM »

A can of Chemtool about every 3-4th fillup works wonders. A clean carb is a happy carb.

The D · « **Reply #56 on:** Aug 29, 2005, 09:32:26 PM »

What if my car has fuel injection?

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #57 on:** Aug 30, 2005, 08:49:03 AM »

Then it's considerably newer than mine.

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