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« on: Jul 20, 2005, 10:59:40 AM »
http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/07/20/o...n.ap/index.html

He was the best part of those crappy movies.

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LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- James Doohan, the burly chief engineer of the Starship Enterprise in the original "Star Trek" TV series and motion pictures who responded to the command "Beam me up, Scotty," died early Wednesday. He was 85.
 
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« Reply #1 on: Jul 20, 2005, 12:02:35 PM »
I though he died a few months ago...

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« Reply #2 on: Jul 20, 2005, 12:05:59 PM »
It's too bad Deforrest Kelly had already paved the way for Scotty, we could use a good "He's dead Jim."  

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« Reply #3 on: Jul 20, 2005, 12:10:42 PM »
He'd been married to the last wife for 28 years?  With as big a perv as he was at conventions, I'm really surprised.  Maybe she didn't care.  :mellow:  

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« Reply #4 on: Jul 20, 2005, 02:23:32 PM »
He has a five year-old daughter!  sick!

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« Reply #5 on: Jul 20, 2005, 10:09:37 PM »
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He'd been married to the last wife for 28 years?  With as big a perv as he was at conventions, I'm really surprised.  Maybe she didn't care.  :mellow:
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« Reply #6 on: Jul 21, 2005, 01:04:19 AM »
I would have preferred, "Beam me up, God."

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« Reply #7 on: Jul 21, 2005, 08:37:34 AM »
That would be patronizing.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #8 on: Jul 21, 2005, 04:52:22 PM »
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At 19, James escaped the turmoil at home by joining the Canadian army, becoming a lieutenant in artillery. He was among the Canadian forces that landed on Juno Beach on D-Day. "The sea was rough," he recalled. "We were more afraid of drowning than the Germans."

The Canadians crossed a minefield laid for tanks; the soldiers weren't heavy enough to detonate the bombs. At 11:30 that night, he was machine-gunned, taking six hits: one that took off his middle right finger (he managed to hide the missing finger on screen), four in his leg and one in the chest. The chest bullet was stopped by his silver cigarette case.

Lucky man.

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also, when the fuck did the canadians storm normandy?
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« Reply #9 on: Jul 21, 2005, 05:10:31 PM »
Same day the Americans and Brits did. Problem was that they didn't make it very far inland as there was a local pub just up the street from where they landed.  

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« Reply #10 on: Jul 21, 2005, 10:08:06 PM »
They also invaded before D Day, and failed miserably.
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« Reply #11 on: Jul 22, 2005, 08:17:47 AM »
Dieector Ed Wood had a bra and lacy panties on under his uniform at Normandy.  :)  
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« Reply #12 on: Jul 22, 2005, 12:28:33 PM »
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Dieector Ed Wood had a bra and lacy panties on under his uniform at Normandy.  :)
Serious?  What if he had been captured like that?!  :blink:  

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« Reply #13 on: Jul 22, 2005, 01:46:17 PM »
Can someone say Nazi gang rape?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #14 on: Jul 24, 2005, 10:04:38 PM »
Nazi gang rape.

hmmm...

Grape.