Author Topic: I CAN'T STAND THE HEAT! (Read 7281 times)

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #30 on:** Jul 21, 2005, 06:22:56 PM »

Damn. I was wondering what Hippogriff meat tasted like barbecued.

Derrick · « **Reply #31 on:** Jul 21, 2005, 10:08:21 PM »

Like my ass.

Rama · « **Reply #32 on:** Jul 21, 2005, 11:02:14 PM »

You've tasted your own ass?

I guess having those four ribs removed really did pay off.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #33 on:** Jul 22, 2005, 08:16:36 AM »

I'll bet he looks great in a corset now, the bitch. <_<

Merla · « **Reply #34 on:** Jul 22, 2005, 12:38:43 PM »

Did anyone hear some noise coming from a little mouse that likes little girls? NO? I didn't think so.

I think hippogriff meat tastes like chicken.

As for ass meat I read it was the best part of the human flesh according to those airplane crash victims. You know that soccor team that was stranded in the mountains of south america. They let the dead bodies freeze and then ate them in order to live. There was even a movie about it.

Derrick · « **Reply #35 on:** Jul 22, 2005, 01:49:58 PM »

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I'll bet he looks great in a corset now, the bitch. <_<

I do damnit. Better than William Shatner.

And I bet assmeat tastes the best. Especially mine.

PapaMidnight · « **Reply #36 on:** Jul 23, 2005, 11:16:43 PM »

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I think hippogriff meat tastes like chicken.

Depends what part you get it from. The whole ass section should taste like horse.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #37 on:** Jul 24, 2005, 01:12:54 AM »

So should you.

Derrick · « **Reply #38 on:** Jul 24, 2005, 10:51:30 AM »

Just one part of me tastes like Horse.

PapaMidnight · « **Reply #39 on:** Jul 24, 2005, 04:57:23 PM »

And you would know. ONLY you. It's sad really.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #40 on:** Jul 24, 2005, 06:26:51 PM »

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As for ass meat I read it was the best part of the human flesh according to those airplane crash victims. You know that soccor team that was stranded in the mountains of south america. They let the dead bodies freeze and then ate them in order to live. There was even a movie about it.

the movie is called "Alive" and its about an uruguyuan football team (yes, football) whose plane crashes in the andes of chile

Derrick · « **Reply #41 on:** Jul 24, 2005, 09:44:06 PM »

Soccer, this isn't Uruguay.

NANDO! LEMME EAT YOUR SISTER!

Nuriko · « **Reply #42 on:** Jul 24, 2005, 10:25:54 PM »

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You mean that wasn't the real Buckbeak? I'm crushed.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #43 on:** Jul 25, 2005, 02:03:20 AM »

Knock it off. Continue to be mad at eachother, I demand it.

Derrick · « **Reply #44 on:** Jul 25, 2005, 11:16:29 AM »

Go suck something, ya frickin closet case.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #45 on:** Jul 25, 2005, 01:34:40 PM »

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Soccer, this isn't Uruguay.

NANDO! LEMME EAT YOUR SISTER!

its football, damnit

:slaps tom:

Derrick · « **Reply #46 on:** Jul 25, 2005, 02:40:28 PM »

*Dodge*

Listen, you frickin immigrant. You live in our country, you use our words. Or else you're a filthy Canadian, and even they call it soccer.

Rama · « **Reply #47 on:** Jul 25, 2005, 04:31:14 PM »

Well we could try to rename Football here in America, but what would we change it to? Handball? Even with the fact that it's already taken, that name sounds kinda silly. Smash And Dash Ball? Well that just won't work as a Hank Williams Jr song. I'm sorry it has to stay Football. And since we are America, the rest of you people have to change it. ^_^

Bernie · « **Reply #48 on:** Jul 25, 2005, 04:43:16 PM »

How about ButtSlap?

My nephew was watching a football game when he was about four with my dad & asked if the players who scored were in trouble because everyone would run over to spank them.

Rama · « **Reply #49 on:** Jul 25, 2005, 05:04:38 PM »

Hmmmmmmmmm.....

" Are you ready for some Butslaaaaaaaaaap!!!!"

Yeah, I think that could work.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #50 on:** Jul 25, 2005, 05:27:58 PM »

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*Dodge*

Listen, you frickin immigrant. You live in our country, you use our words. Or else you're a filthy Canadian, and even they call it soccer.

Listen little bitch, its FOOTBALL and i have said ONE THOUSAND TIMES that if i could i would go back to my country RIGHT NOW.

Derrick · « **Reply #51 on:** Jul 25, 2005, 09:29:04 PM »

THEN LEAVE! And real football owns the sissy sport of Soccer. Silk Shorts, coordinating goalie/player colors, the inability to use hands? FAG SPORT!

B E C K · « **Reply #52 on:** Jul 26, 2005, 11:02:45 PM »

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Knock it off. Continue to be mad at eachother, I demand it.

But anger feeds the darkside. Besides, I can't help it if that was funny.

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Its football, damnit

I think you should compromise and call it "fútbol".

Derrick · « **Reply #53 on:** Jul 26, 2005, 11:35:33 PM »

See, that I wouldn't mind, since it's a spanish word. But if you're in America, you spell it in your sissy language, or you use our word.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #54 on:** Jul 27, 2005, 12:27:21 PM »

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THEN LEAVE! And real football owns the sissy sport of Soccer. Silk Shorts, coordinating goalie/player colors, the inability to use hands? FAG SPORT!

I can't leave till i finish school, im fucking trapped here.
AMERICAN football is a fucked up sport. everybody knows that football is waaaayy more difficult than the american football

the inability of using hands is for fags? wtf?

Derrick · « **Reply #55 on:** Jul 27, 2005, 04:59:58 PM »

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THEN LEAVE! And real football owns the sissy sport of Soccer. Silk Shorts, coordinating goalie/player colors, the inability to use hands? FAG SPORT!
I can't leave till i finish school, im fucking trapped here.
AMERICAN football is a fucked up sport. everybody knows that football is waaaayy more difficult than the american football

the inability of using hands is for fags? wtf?

You say that as Teddy Bruschi is bearing down on you.

Pele sucked.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #56 on:** Jul 27, 2005, 08:38:09 PM »

fuck you and fuck american football

Derrick · « **Reply #57 on:** Jul 27, 2005, 09:00:09 PM »

Go Pats.

B E C K · « **Reply #58 on:** Jul 27, 2005, 09:27:02 PM »

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the inability of using hands is for fags? wtf?

[doHTML]Yeah, I would say the opposite. American football is suspiciously gay. Look at those tight shiny pants, those ass slaps, tackling with all of those big sweaty men grabbing each other and tossing themselves into <S>an orgy</S> a pile....[/doHTML]

Derrick · « **Reply #59 on:** Jul 27, 2005, 09:30:10 PM »

But they don't penetrate each other.

Author Topic: I CAN'T STAND THE HEAT! (Read 7281 times)

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