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« on: Jul 16, 2005, 07:45:23 AM »
Dumbldore dies. I skipped through a copy @ CVS today. Boo Yeah!
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #1 on: Jul 16, 2005, 01:19:02 PM »
awwwwww:(

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« Reply #2 on: Jul 16, 2005, 07:02:52 PM »
He was awesome in the movie. Maybe he'll return like Gandalf.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #3 on: Jul 17, 2005, 03:26:49 AM »
Fucked up, I say!
Call me..... the Tide Hunter

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« Reply #4 on: Jul 17, 2005, 10:10:19 PM »
Hahahaha, you should see the spoilage on the internet. It's pretty fucking funny.

Even on my own LJ, I have an entry in 36pt text that says "SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!!!"

Oh, and don't go on 4chan's /b/ if you want to stay unspoiled. They got the audio book of HBP playing in the background. XD


 
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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« Reply #5 on: Jul 17, 2005, 10:12:48 PM »
http://yubanet.com/artman/publish/article_22620.shtml

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A rabid Harry Potter fan took his life yesterday after inadvertently learning a plot spoiler from the soon-to-be-released J.K. Rowling opus, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Book 6)

Jude Ralston, 32, of Hudson, Ohio left a suicide note indicating that since overhearing the plot spoiler at a shopping mall earlier in the day, "I no longer have a reason to live."
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http://pottercrash.ytmnd.com/
http://vaderpotterspoil.ytmnd.com/

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Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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« Reply #6 on: Jul 18, 2005, 08:40:32 AM »
Dumbass.  Considering he was that obsessive, he would have been spoiled when he read the last two chapter titles - anyone with any sort of memory for Potter trivia would figure it out in a second."The Phoenix's Lament" followed by "The White Tomb"?   "Albus" as in Dumbledore's name, means "white", and who the hell else in a white tomb is Fawke's gonna be lamenting?  After avoiding spoilers for months, I wasn't too pleased to have the big surprise hand-delivered before the first chapter.... <_<  But then I remember a 13-year-old kid hanging himself after the original Battlestar Galactica was cancelled, and that didn't draw a fraction of the overboards that HP does.

I think it's a hoot that so many people think Snape's a big villian now.  I don't know how much more obvious she could have made it that Snape had told Dumbledore about the vow and he had told Snape to do whatever it took to keep Draco from being the one who killed him.

 
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« Reply #7 on: Jul 18, 2005, 09:44:48 AM »
i cant believe that woman is the richest person in great britain after writting these damn books. wtf.

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« Reply #8 on: Jul 18, 2005, 11:04:33 AM »
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i cant believe that woman is the richest person in great britain after writting these damn books. wtf.
Well she has talent, unlike that thing you can do with your legs. In a year, no one will care. HA!!!

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« Reply #9 on: Jul 18, 2005, 01:11:11 PM »
I doubt she is the richest woman in Britian. For every famous Millionare you know by name, there are 5 that you don't know that have 5 times as much money.
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« Reply #10 on: Jul 18, 2005, 01:47:07 PM »
I spoiled myself by simply skimming through the book and reading the part where Snape kills him.  I never bothered with Chapter titles too much or I guess I would've noticed what Bernie was saying.  I tried to read the book from the beginning, but I just found it boring.  I think all of that mess about the Prime Minister could've been said in far fewer pages and probably shouldn't have been at the beginning of the story.  Merla's either done or almost done with it, so I just keep grilling her for the parts of the story I missed every few hours.

Snape is also the half-blood Prince.  His mother's last name was Prince.

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« Reply #11 on: Jul 18, 2005, 02:16:06 PM »
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i cant believe that woman is the richest person in great britain after writting these damn books. wtf.
Well she has talent, unlike that thing you can do with your legs. In a year, no one will care. HA!!!

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Buwhahahahahahaha.
shut the fuck up tom. go and get some ass ASAP, you are being more annoying than before

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« Reply #12 on: Jul 19, 2005, 01:31:41 PM »
I thought Lily was the prince until the end. Now I just think the scene where James has Snape up using that spell is pretty funny now, since Snape's the one who invented it.

What I hated about the book was everyone hooking up. The best part of the series for me was that there was little to no romance, and now she's throwing it around like a thirteen-year-old fanfic writer. Dumbledore's funeral was dumb, too.

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« Reply #13 on: Jul 19, 2005, 02:39:43 PM »
who makes out with who?

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« Reply #14 on: Jul 19, 2005, 02:50:52 PM »
Ron and Harry. Nothing gest the geeks going more then a bitch in glasses getting it on with a stacked red head.  

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« Reply #15 on: Jul 19, 2005, 03:00:01 PM »
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His mother's last name was Prince.

Too bad he lost his job.  Now that that's out, he could have changed Slytherin's house color to purple.
 

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« Reply #16 on: Jul 19, 2005, 09:01:01 PM »
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i cant believe that woman is the richest person in great britain after writting these damn books. wtf.
Well she has talent, unlike that thing you can do with your legs. In a year, no one will care. HA!!!

Dark Side 443, Faye 0.

Buwhahahahahahaha.
shut the fuck up tom. go and get some ass ASAP, you are being more annoying than before
Jealous of my access to ass? You should be.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #17 on: Jul 19, 2005, 10:44:48 PM »
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What I hated about the book was everyone hooking up. The best part of the series for me was that there was little to no romance, and now she's throwing it around like a thirteen-year-old fanfic writer. Dumbledore's funeral was dumb, too.
Yeah, bleh.  I think an evil dark wizard coming back to powet would be a major mood-killer for starters.  Adult characters (Lupin/Tonks?) I don't mind so much, but let the kids stay kids for a while.

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Too bad he lost his job. Now that that's out, he could have changed Slytherin's house color to purple.
:lol:  Figures he would lose that job almost as soon as he got it.  Being Dark Arts teacher is a bloody curse.

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« Reply #18 on: Jul 20, 2005, 10:11:58 AM »
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Yeah, bleh.  I think an evil dark wizard coming back to powet would be a major mood-killer for starters.  Adult characters (Lupin/Tonks?) I don't mind so much, but let the kids stay kids for a while.
 
OMG WHO HOOKED UP WITH WHOOO!!??



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Jealous of my access to ass? You should be.
nigga please, right now im going out with a guy that is fucking gorgeous(and a surfer ;) )
If  you were a girl you wouldn't even find a date, ever. but if i was a guy i would probably steal all the bitches from you. its a fact. (not that i would like/want to)

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« Reply #19 on: Jul 20, 2005, 10:56:44 AM »
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Jealous of my access to ass? You should be.
nigga please, right now im going out with a guy that is fucking gorgeous(and a surfer ;) )
If  you were a girl you wouldn't even find a date, ever. but if i was a guy i would probably steal all the bitches from you. its a fact. (not that i would like/want to)
o.O What the fuck are you talking about?

Didja not get the news flash that I have a fiancee, and have been dating her for 4+ years?

Plus, you've seen my pictures. Im fuckin man-candy. The bitches are all upset Im taken.

How the hell do you surf in Pittsburgh?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #20 on: Jul 20, 2005, 12:11:25 PM »
By dropping rusty Dodges into the river.  

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« Reply #21 on: Jul 20, 2005, 12:27:14 PM »
That actually sounds fun.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #22 on: Jul 20, 2005, 02:01:01 PM »
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His mother's last name was Prince.

Too bad he lost his job.  Now that that's out, he could have changed Slytherin's house color to purple.
2000 zero zero. party is over. out of time. LOL  very funny Bernie but I don't think ravenclaw would be to happy if that had happened.




Now as to who hooked up with whom.

Bill and Fluer
Ron and Lavendar Brown (broke up)
Ron and Hermonie Grangier
Harry and Genny  (breaking up?)
Genny and Dean (broke up)
Nymphdora (Tonks) and Lupin    B)
Neville and Luna
Snape and no one  :lol:

I don't think I forgot anyone.
 

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« Reply #23 on: Jul 20, 2005, 02:09:57 PM »
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Nymphdora (Tonks) and Lupin    B)


 
Wow, I bet he is an animal in the sack.

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« Reply #24 on: Jul 20, 2005, 02:54:11 PM »
You know, being the penultimate entry in the series and all, I was a little underwhelmed by the whole story. I can't help feeling Pottermania has somehow compromised Rowling's ability.

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« Reply #25 on: Jul 20, 2005, 03:15:07 PM »
It felt rushed and compressed to me - I finished it in just over 4 hours, and that was with bathroom breaks.  I think she could have left some of the redundant Umbridge-is-a-bitch-again details out of OotP and maybe expanded on some of the character's relations to one another.  The whole Lupin/Tonks thing isn't very believable because it was totally out of left field.  Guess they were really busy for the summer because they hardly spoke in book 6.

So book 7 is either going to be another encyclopedia or very little story left and a lot of adjectives.   I still think Snape's going to turn out to be with the good guys. Not that I'd care if he wasn't.  :evil:  

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« Reply #26 on: Jul 22, 2005, 04:17:14 PM »
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Jealous of my access to ass? You should be.
nigga please, right now im going out with a guy that is fucking gorgeous(and a surfer ;) )
If  you were a girl you wouldn't even find a date, ever. but if i was a guy i would probably steal all the bitches from you. its a fact. (not that i would like/want to)
o.O What the fuck are you talking about?

Didja not get the news flash that I have a fiancee, and have been dating her for 4+ years?

Plus, you've seen my pictures. Im fuckin man-candy. The bitches are all upset Im taken.

How the hell do you surf in Pittsburgh?
bitch i live in philly!
and he goes to the jersey shore

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« Reply #27 on: Jul 22, 2005, 04:23:13 PM »
So he surfs with the needles and medical waste?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #28 on: Jul 22, 2005, 06:54:35 PM »
nope

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« Reply #29 on: Jul 22, 2005, 07:39:00 PM »
Then how does he surf in Jersey? Does he go to water parks and surf in the wave pools?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.