Author Topic: Guys, be very jealous (Read 11441 times)

Faye Valentine · « **on:** Jul 15, 2005, 06:51:55 PM »

I was at a Maxim party last night!

Derrick · « **Reply #1 on:** Jul 15, 2005, 06:52:28 PM »

o.o

So?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #2 on:** Jul 15, 2005, 06:53:51 PM »

ok, sorry. i should have said "guys with balls, be jealous"

Max Con · « **Reply #3 on:** Jul 15, 2005, 07:55:17 PM »

Ask me if I care.

Go on. Ask me.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #4 on:** Jul 15, 2005, 07:57:05 PM »

You must have mistake the guys on this board for sexually active (alone or with someone) men, Faye.

They don't like real women, computer generated ones are the way to go. They never talk back.

B E C K · « **Reply #5 on:** Jul 15, 2005, 08:10:52 PM »

They do if you program them.
"Shut-up!"
"Ooooh, you so sassy!"

I'm a STUFF girl myself. Randy the helpful pineapple wins me over.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #6 on:** Jul 15, 2005, 08:24:20 PM »

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You must have mistake the guys on this board for sexually active (alone or with someone) men, Faye.

They don't like real women, computer generated ones are the way to go. They never talk back.

damn you are right, what was i thinking.
well for the girls: there were lots of hot guyssss

Fiero · « **Reply #7 on:** Jul 15, 2005, 10:33:37 PM »

I'm jealous, except for all the STDs that have gotta be around that party. Like in the air.

The D · « **Reply #8 on:** Jul 15, 2005, 10:47:41 PM »

I opened this thread expecting Faye to boast about her cock being bigger than anyone else on this board.

I want my 5 minutes back :angry:

MegatronYES · « **Reply #9 on:** Jul 16, 2005, 03:11:12 AM »

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I'm jealous, except for all the STDs that have gotta be around that party. Like in the air.

Derrick · « **Reply #10 on:** Jul 16, 2005, 07:48:09 AM »

Well like, one, Maxim parties are nothing compared to say, a playboy party, or a puff daddy party, two, it doesn't mean shit really. Unless you were the guest of honor, or something like that, you were a nameless face in the crowd, brought in to make it look important.

But then if you think it's important, you're like those idiots who spend 50 bucks a month on rag magazines to find out what shitty ass celebrities are doing. Ooooo. Like I give a fuck what Vin Diesel's doing and why Jenifer Aniston was seen crying.

But seriously, didja steal anything important? Because if not, who cares?

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #11 on:** Jul 16, 2005, 09:37:06 AM »

...I'm a little bit jealous.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #12 on:** Jul 16, 2005, 12:38:13 PM »

My cock is 9 inches.

Beat that!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #13 on:** Jul 16, 2005, 01:13:57 PM »

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Well like, one, Maxim parties are nothing compared to say, a playboy party, or a puff daddy party, two, it doesn't mean shit really. Unless you were the guest of honor, or something like that, you were a nameless face in the crowd, brought in to make it look important.

But then if you think it's important, you're like those idiots who spend 50 bucks a month on rag magazines to find out what shitty ass celebrities are doing. Ooooo. Like I give a fuck what Vin Diesel's doing and why Jenifer Aniston was seen crying.

But seriously, didja steal anything important? Because if not, who cares?

you need to get ass. soon.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #14 on:** Jul 16, 2005, 02:51:28 PM »

The sad thing Is I think he does.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #15 on:** Jul 16, 2005, 03:24:34 PM »

he really does.

Derrick · « **Reply #16 on:** Jul 16, 2005, 07:00:23 PM »

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Well like, one, Maxim parties are nothing compared to say, a playboy party, or a puff daddy party, two, it doesn't mean shit really. Unless you were the guest of honor, or something like that, you were a nameless face in the crowd, brought in to make it look important.

But then if you think it's important, you're like those idiots who spend 50 bucks a month on rag magazines to find out what shitty ass celebrities are doing. Ooooo. Like I give a fuck what Vin Diesel's doing and why Jenifer Aniston was seen crying.

But seriously, didja steal anything important? Because if not, who cares?
you need to get ass. soon.

I have her ass in front of me. I think you need to stop worrying about the pussy I get, and worry about your pussy's health. Bacteria can damage it permenantly.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #17 on:** Jul 16, 2005, 07:14:27 PM »

yeahh yeah WHATEVER YOU SAY

Derrick · « **Reply #18 on:** Jul 16, 2005, 07:20:30 PM »

Whatever I say? It's whatever I do!

Did you steal anything important? Because if not, who cares? If you didn't, you suck.

Rama · « **Reply #19 on:** Jul 16, 2005, 10:22:44 PM »

You see parnets...this is what happens when you don't buy that pony for your children.

Derrick · « **Reply #20 on:** Jul 16, 2005, 11:09:45 PM »

Ah, you typo some more for us!

MegatronYES · « **Reply #21 on:** Jul 17, 2005, 03:26:18 AM »

Jesus Cock.

Remind me not to argue with Tom anymore.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #22 on:** Jul 17, 2005, 06:29:11 PM »

he should be banned!

Derrick · « **Reply #23 on:** Jul 17, 2005, 08:10:28 PM »

You should be deloused!

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #24 on:** Jul 18, 2005, 08:37:32 PM »

If we were to ban people based on their ideosyncrocies(Fuck the spelling on that!) and intelligence quota, there's one person that'd get banned before Tom.
'Sides, the entire Tom Vs. Faye thing's kinda entertaining.

Fiero · « **Reply #25 on:** Jul 18, 2005, 11:32:01 PM »

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If we were to ban people based on their ideosyncrocies(Fuck the spelling on that!) and intelligence quota, there's one person that'd get banned before Tom.
'Sides, the entire Tom Vs. Faye thing's kinda entertaining.

It certainly can be that.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #26 on:** Jul 19, 2005, 01:05:34 AM »

Indubitably, my dear Fiero.

Derrick · « **Reply #27 on:** Jul 19, 2005, 08:51:43 PM »

Seriously, why does everyone care so much?

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #28 on:** Jul 19, 2005, 09:46:20 PM »

Well... I'm a mild fan of Maxim purely from a "I read it for the pictures" point of view... but what exactly is it that distinguishes a Maxim party from a normal party? And how is it a better place to get ass than say... a strip club where girl get naked for money, grind in your junk for more and, though not totally above board, perform various sexual services for even more?

I mean... are there supposed to be hotter girls there or what? Am I expected to find all the girls that do the magazine covers there or something?

B E C K · « **Reply #29 on:** Jul 19, 2005, 10:47:33 PM »

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Seriously, why does everyone care so much?

I don't.

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I mean... are there supposed to be hotter girls there or what? Am I expected to find all the girls that do the magazine covers there or something?

Yeah, that's kinda what I was thinking. Were there celebrities there? Or was it just like JD Qualls and Hal Sparks riding a unicyle together?