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« on: Aug 29, 2004, 11:10:54 AM »
So he's got this thing that he uses the computer every Saturday at six..which is fine. Yesterday though, About five to six I take about a minute and a half to go put some ice cream in the fridge, and he snatches the computer while I had everything still up.
It's computer ETIQUETTE MAN. You don't take the computer while someone's stuff is still up! You wait for the guy to come back to finish up and close everything down.
SO he gives me the lamest apology....and he insists I've done the same thing to him, which is BULLSHIT because I make it a point never to do it. So after some arguing, he Throws a fuss and Picks up one of the chairs and starts hitting me with it.

....He swings like a girl, swear to god. No Force at ALL in his swings. He got two shots in while I was standing there going "...Oh my GOD. You really DON'T Have any strength in your arms." So When he goes for the third swing, I stop it and Take a swing at his head......But I pulled it back so it hit his shoulder instead. Grrrr. Looking back, I should've tackled him and beat his head into the floor....DAMN my lack of agressive tendencies.  

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« Reply #1 on: Aug 29, 2004, 11:47:06 AM »
*Tisk* Typical men with their over-agressiveness.

Girls would have just started screaming at each other and eventually split ways.
The wife forgave the mistress for she only entertained.

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« Reply #2 on: Aug 29, 2004, 01:12:55 PM »
No, my brother's just an asshole.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #3 on: Aug 29, 2004, 01:38:34 PM »
Girls would torment each other 'till they both developed eating disorders.  Guys fight it out quick and it's forgotten shortly after.

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« Reply #4 on: Aug 29, 2004, 03:13:30 PM »
See, I misread the title as "Cave Very Close Last night..., To beating up abro".  And suddenly the image of backwater Matt flailing his limbs over a downed Phil LaMarr popped into my brain...

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« Reply #5 on: Aug 29, 2004, 03:15:02 PM »
That was me, and I'm aware of my typo.  I meant to put down "Came".  Fuck, I'm close to biting the bullet and logging in.

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« Reply #6 on: Aug 29, 2004, 06:24:25 PM »
Fight the urge.

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« Reply #7 on: Aug 29, 2004, 09:35:38 PM »
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See, I misread the title as "Cave Very Close Last night..., To beating up abro".  And suddenly the image of backwater Matt flailing his limbs over a downed Phil LaMarr popped into my brain...
That's what I read, too.   :lol:  

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« Reply #8 on: Aug 29, 2004, 09:36:19 PM »
Que?
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« Reply #9 on: Aug 29, 2004, 10:30:18 PM »
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Girls would torment each other 'till they both developed eating disorders.  Guys fight it out quick and it's forgotten shortly after.
The thread should have ended here, because nothing more intelligent can possibly be said. Ever.
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« Reply #10 on: Aug 31, 2004, 12:52:10 PM »
in·tel·li·gent  
adj.
1. Having intelligence.
2. Having a high degree of intelligence; mentally acute.
3. Showing sound judgment and rationality: an intelligent decision; an intelligent solution to the problem.
4. Appealing to the intellect; intellectual: a film with witty and intelligent dialogue.
Computer Science. Having certain data storage and processing capabilities: an intelligent terminal; intelligent peripherals.

 Synonyms: intelligent, bright, brilliant, knowing, quick-witted, smart, intellectual
These adjectives mean having or showing mental keenness. Intelligent usually implies the ability to cope with new problems and to use the powet of reasoning and inference effectively: 'The intelligent math students excelled in calculus'. Bright implies quickness or ease in learning: 'The bright child learned the alphabet quickly'. Brilliant suggests unusually impressive mental acuteness: “The dullard's envy of brilliant men is always assuaged by the suspicion that they will come to a bad end” (Max Beerbohm). Knowing implies the possession of knowledge, information, or understanding: 'Knowing collectors bought all the auctioned paintings'. Quick-witted suggests mental alertness and prompt response: 'The quick-witted emergency medical staff averted a tragedy'. Smart refers to quick intelligence and often a ready capability for taking care of one's own interests: 'Smart lawyers can effectively manipulate juries'. Intellectual implies the capacity to grasp difficult or abstract concepts: 'Dinner at the philosopher's house was noted for its intellectual conversations'.
 
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« Reply #11 on: Aug 31, 2004, 12:58:46 PM »
What the fuck, dude, nobody cares about what things REALLY mean.
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« Reply #12 on: Aug 31, 2004, 01:04:02 PM »
Fiero has that convention spirit going on!  :D  
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« Reply #13 on: Aug 31, 2004, 01:29:01 PM »
Well, you could say that my use of the word "intelligent" was wrong, or you could say that there is not a single word in the language we all agree to speak, which happens to have more recognized words than any other language ever spoken, that would have been appropraite for the already satirical statemnet that I was making.  

Or you could say fuck it, who cares what words really mean, and simultaneously be opposed to abortion.
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« Reply #14 on: Aug 31, 2004, 01:37:00 PM »
I am opposed to abortion, so we do disagree.
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« Reply #15 on: Aug 31, 2004, 07:34:57 PM »
I'm For abortion!

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #16 on: Aug 31, 2004, 07:35:56 PM »
You can be against abortion, and still pro choice. I think abortion is bad, but in some cases, it's a necessity. Life does NOT begin with a few cells. If so, you commit homicide every day, with the death of thousands of bacteria.
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« Reply #17 on: Aug 31, 2004, 08:34:52 PM »
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You can be against abortion, and still pro choice. I think abortion is bad, but in some cases, it's a necessity. Life does NOT begin with a few cells. If so, you commit homicide every day, with the death of thousands of bacteria.
A few cells is alot different than an embryo, in my opininon.  But I don't like to say things that might bring the ire of what seems to be a majorly pro-choice community.  I think I'm the only open Republican here (I'm not voting for Bush or Kerry, but call myself Republican).

So,  anyway, I'm having tacos for dinner, how bout the rest of ya?
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« Reply #18 on: Aug 31, 2004, 09:20:57 PM »
im having booze!

dude if i had to choose i would be a republican too. my family here is(and YES, they are legal, born here and all)

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« Reply #19 on: Aug 31, 2004, 10:26:20 PM »
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You can be against abortion, and still pro choice. I think abortion is bad, but in some cases, it's a necessity. Life does NOT begin with a few cells. If so, you commit homicide every day, with the death of thousands of bacteria.
A few cells is alot different than an embryo, in my opininon.  But I don't like to say things that might bring the ire of what seems to be a majorly pro-choice community.  I think I'm the only open Republican here (I'm not voting for Bush or Kerry, but call myself Republican).

So,  anyway, I'm having tacos for dinner, how bout the rest of ya?
An Embryo is the same. If you removed it from the womb, would it still live? No, so it doesn't have a soul. You're killing a physical form, since a soul does not die.

Plus Jesus believed in reincarnation... so nyah.
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« Reply #20 on: Aug 31, 2004, 11:23:00 PM »
I'm also against abortion, but pro-choice, and it is as conflicting as it sounds.  I would rather not have embryos and whatnot be killed in the first place, but at the same time if it comes to that 1) the world is overpopulated enough and there are enough unfed, uncared-for kids;  2) why bring a kid into the world just to be a lousy parent to it?  "it was an accident" or "i thought he pulled out in time" or "i forgot to use a condom" aren't good enough reasons to bring an entire new life into the world.  And my taxpayer money shouldn't have to go to Jimmy Mistake to begin with.

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« Reply #21 on: Aug 31, 2004, 11:27:23 PM »
What about:

"Rape"

I mean, would you want a kid from an emotional time? Also, what about:

"He said he loved me... and I believed him. Now I barely make enough to live, yet I am knocked up and he left."

I doubt God would let abortion exist if he was really against it.
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« Reply #22 on: Aug 31, 2004, 11:33:38 PM »
Somewhat related, one of my idiot cousins got knocked up again.  She's my age, married and this is her third kid (I don't know how many this makes for the husband though), but yeeesh, we don't need any more of either of them in this world.  Not to mention I really don't think they can provide for a third w/o some sort of assistance.

Also, one of the idiots at work knocked up his fifteen year old gf AGAIN.

I'm tired of all of these people carelessly bringing more people into the world, people they will most likely make suffer the same way they suffered as children.

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« Reply #23 on: Aug 31, 2004, 11:39:40 PM »
Yeah... I think we should set limits like China does. My sister has 5 kids, she waitresses and works for H&R block, and her deadbeat husband does nothing but get fat. She had a chance to get into Harvard... but blew it and got knocked up.
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« Reply #24 on: Aug 31, 2004, 11:54:21 PM »
Dude, you win.

If I ruled the country, everyone would be "fixed" at a certain age and have to petition the government to have a child.  They would need to get a parenting license (involving a least a year of classes and of course an exam) and either be able to show proof that they can support another person or have to apply for government support (in which they would need a certain level of education, a steady stable residence and/or a certain level of employment to get approval).  Any cases involving child abuse, drug use, or other criminal activities would be denied license.  Any parent with dropped out kids or criminal children already would also be denied license.  The license would not be denied to unmarried people, homosexuals, or the poor (who like I said, if upstanding, would qualify for aid anyway).  The license would provide for one pregnancy (aids that could produce multiples must have approval) after a certain time the couple would be fixed again.  But alas, only in Nuri's perfect world... filled with donuts that make no one fat.
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« Reply #25 on: Aug 31, 2004, 11:55:44 PM »
Thankfully my other two siblings have only one kid, and I plan to have two at the most (then I am getting fixed, no more condoms or pills for me).

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« Reply #26 on: Sep 01, 2004, 12:21:10 AM »
MATTERS OF LIFE AND DEATH
Aborted baby's head left inside woman
Couple horrified to find face of child after returning home



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Posted: August 19, 2004
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A British hospital is now investigating the case of a woman who had an abortion, but then was shocked to find out the head of her unborn baby had been left inside her.

Davina Chambers, 29, became pregnant this year with her fourth child, but she had just been diagnosed with autoimmune hepatitis, a disease eating away at her liver.

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"In January, I was a patient at King's College Hospital because I was jaundiced," Chambers told the Voice, which bills itself as Britain's best black newspaper. "The doctors wanted me to stay in the hospital, but after a week I told them that they had to let me out because I had to go home to take care of my three children. My children have always been my priorities. They're my angels."

Chambers became an outpatient at the facility, going in for checkups every two weeks as she needed continual monitoring.

It was during routine medical tests she discovered she was 12 weeks pregnant.

"At the time I was taking eight tablets a day and had all this radiation from the scans, so I couldn't believe that I could be pregnant," she told the paper.

Chambers made the difficult decision to have an abortion.

"I started thinking about it. Here I am very ill, already with three children, and I was very depressed because of the medication I was on."

She was booked into the hospital for the procedure, and even chose to have a coil contraceptive inserted to prevent any future pregnancies.

"When I woke up on the ward, they said that I had had three scans and everything was fine," she told the Voice.

But once she returned home, an unseemly problem began to make itself known.


Davina Chambers and the face of her unborn child (courtesy: The Voice)

"At midnight, my ex-partner knocked on the door to chell if I was all right. ... I went to the bathroom and as I was sitting there, I just felt something slip out of me as if I had just given birth. I looked in the toilet and saw this lump that seemed to have a bone in it. So I showed it to my former partner."

The couple realized they were looking at the face of their unborn child, seeing the eyes, nose, mouth and ears. The tiny head measured no more than 4 centimeters.

"We just broke down and cried at what we were seeing. We couldn't believe it," Chambers sobbed to the paper.

"I phoned an ambulance and they took me to the hospital to make sure that no other parts were left inside of me. They said I could have died if it had stayed inside me."

She was able to discuss the situation with the doctor who had performed her abortion.

"He leaned over my bedside and said, 'I am so sorry. In all the procedures I've done, I've never come across this,'" she said. "He even tried to take the head away, but I said I wanted to keep it because we wanted to have a proper burial."

A distraught Chambers is now seeking legal advice on what to do next.

"I feel as if I'm going insane now; I can't just let this happen to me," she said.

A spokeswoman for King's College Hospital told the Voice: "We are aware of this patient and we did receive a complaint. We are now investigating but we cannot release any information until our investigation is complete
 

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« Reply #27 on: Sep 01, 2004, 12:50:03 AM »
That's medical negligence!

What was funny, is a doctor called the pharmacy before, and stated:

"Until Florida changes it's malpractice laws, I WILL not be writing any more perscriptions."

Kinda creepy, but maybe it's for the best.
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« Reply #28 on: Sep 01, 2004, 01:53:20 AM »
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Yeah... I think we should set limits like China does. My sister has 5 kids, she waitresses and works for H&R block, and her deadbeat husband does nothing but get fat. She had a chance to get into Harvard... but blew it and got knocked up.
yo i dont wanna be a bitch  about my family...but... then u say immigrants are trash?? WTF LOOK AT THAT DUDE!!! wtf is wrong with u
theres a saying in spanish that goes(translated) "never look into your mate's eye if you r not gonna look into your's first".
just one word. hypo-fucking-crite.

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« Reply #29 on: Sep 01, 2004, 07:59:48 AM »
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What about:

"Rape"

I mean, would you want a kid from an emotional time? Also, what about:

"He said he loved me... and I believed him. Now I barely make enough to live, yet I am knocked up and he left."

I doubt God would let abortion exist if he was really against it.
The first one I give you.  One place where I'm okay with abortion.

The second one is something she fucked up on her own responsibilites in my opinion.

And on this last bullshit.  Mother fucker, do you think murder, beatings, torture are things God lets exist because he wasn't really against it?  Fuck dude.
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