Author Topic: I'd go to this Potter party! (Read 2729 times)

Evil--minded Bernie · « **on:** Jul 05, 2005, 03:16:23 PM »

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At Brystone Children's Books, in Fort Worth, Texas, the night will belong to Hogwarts' dreaded Professor Severus Snape and his Slytherin House.

"Our concept is that the Slytherins have taken over," says Dana Harper, a book seller at Brystone's. "We're going to dress up like Slytherin students and part of the store will be turned into Professor Snape's office. He'll be passing out demerit slips and house points."

:evil:

jonhammstein · « **Reply #1 on:** Jul 05, 2005, 03:39:14 PM »

Blasphemy. Duplication of The Rickman is impossible.

EMB · « **Reply #2 on:** Jul 05, 2005, 04:03:18 PM »

I've always thought Trent Reznor would make a good younger Snape were it not for being only about 5'7". Or would have before he took the Henry Rollins Bodybuilding Course. He's damned ripped now.

B E C K · « **Reply #3 on:** Jul 05, 2005, 09:38:00 PM »

Ha ha, awesome. More bookstores should do cool stuff like that.

Derrick · « **Reply #4 on:** Jul 05, 2005, 10:33:57 PM »

Get Trent Reznor ripped like Henry Rollins?

B E C K · « **Reply #5 on:** Jul 06, 2005, 10:37:42 PM »

Yeah, sure, whatever gets the kids off.

PapaMidnight · « **Reply #6 on:** Jul 10, 2005, 01:53:15 AM »

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Yeah, sure, whatever gets the kids off.

Ok, it's official. This board is completely infected with pedophilia.

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #7 on:** Jul 10, 2005, 03:31:24 AM »

I wonder how horribly wrong and creepy the bookstore's Snape cosplayer could turn out.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #8 on:** Jul 12, 2005, 11:40:06 AM »

Girls in little short uniform skirts, him handing out demerit slips....

B E C K · « **Reply #9 on:** Jul 12, 2005, 06:34:29 PM »

And spankings with paddles!

MegatronYES · « **Reply #10 on:** Jul 13, 2005, 02:36:44 AM »

Stop it. This is disgusting. And filthy.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #11 on:** Jul 13, 2005, 11:41:11 AM »

:nurihappy:

*preps Jeep for road trip*

Rama · « **Reply #12 on:** Jul 13, 2005, 02:41:49 PM »

Well if Bernie is going, then we should just start sending around the hat for bail money now.

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Jul 14, 2005, 07:10:15 PM »

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Stop it. This is disgusting. And filthy.

And the paddles have little spikes on them. Plastic bags to go over the heads of those who are into that.

The D · « **Reply #14 on:** Jul 14, 2005, 10:13:34 PM »

Who's planning on getting their books tomorrow?

Thanks to internet spoilers, I think I know who dies, who gets the girl, who joins the darkside....

I also found out that one of the two most slashed guys gets a girlfriend, which is causing fangirls to throw fits because somehow the alleged romance between Remus and Sirius is cannon even though the author says otherwise. I've seen fangirls say they'll never read HP again if one of those two has a hetero romance.

All we need now is for both Remus and Sirius to declare their straightness and have hot wild orgies with a room full of women, and the heads of thousands of fangirls will explode in unison.

"I have felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of fangirls cried out, then were silenced."

**** MASSIVE SPOILERS ****

[size=8]Dumbledore dies...

snape kills him (or so Harry thinks)....

Harry gets a girlfriend and has hot sex with her....

Draco joins with Voldemort and becomes his underaged sex slave.
[/size]

** END SPOILER **

B E C K · « **Reply #15 on:** Jul 15, 2005, 12:12:35 AM »

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I've seen fangirls say they'll never read HP again if one of those two has a hetero romance.

Holy shit, I wonder what they'll do if one them dies.

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Dumbledore dies...

Oh, like in real life.

Merla planned to get it, but I don't know if she's actually getting her copy tomorrow or what. I've always read her copy, so whenever she buys it and puts it down, I'll read it.

Rama · « **Reply #16 on:** Jul 15, 2005, 09:13:06 AM »

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also found out that one of the two most slashed guys gets a girlfriend, which is causing fangirls to throw fits because somehow the alleged romance between Remus and Sirius is cannon even though the author says otherwise. I've seen fangirls say they'll never read HP again if one of those two has a hetero romance.

I remember a time when fangirls use to want the ficitional characters to become real and marry them, not each other. Sigh....I guess 1997 was just a simpler time.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #17 on:** Jul 15, 2005, 11:55:37 AM »

!

Considering Hurricane Emily's new projected path, I think I'll quit joking about hurried trips up 45 North. :huh:

B E C K · « **Reply #18 on:** Jul 15, 2005, 03:43:33 PM »

"Hurricane Emily". She sounds hot.

Derrick · « **Reply #19 on:** Jul 15, 2005, 05:58:31 PM »

I'd do her.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #20 on:** Jul 16, 2005, 03:25:50 AM »

I know, right?

Huh? Yeah.

High five!

Derrick · « **Reply #21 on:** Jul 16, 2005, 07:50:58 AM »

....no.

Rama · « **Reply #22 on:** Jul 16, 2005, 10:37:23 PM »

Emily is just going to come storming in and throw all your shit all over the yard. I keep telling her that me and Tropical Depression Jessica are just friends, but I don't think she buys it.

Author Topic: I'd go to this Potter party! (Read 2729 times)

Evil--minded Bernie

EMB