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« on: Jun 24, 2005, 11:45:50 AM »
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Herbie ran over Lindsay Lohan during filming

Research amongst yourselves if curious.  :P
 
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is to love, and love in vain.

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« Reply #1 on: Jun 24, 2005, 12:27:27 PM »
Herbie for the win!
10,000 steps down, round and round. One night on the town and I'm hellbound ... Black oceans beneath, come and swallow me. My little tower, seal my fate. Help me pay back, end their hate. Black oceans beneath, come and swallow me

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« Reply #2 on: Jun 24, 2005, 01:38:46 PM »
Her song was cut from the movie, because she sucks and wieghs 30 pounds.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #3 on: Jun 24, 2005, 02:19:48 PM »
:lol:   No not really.  Wish I was doing somebody or something.  :lol: .  Any how Lohan is a damn skeleton.  I would gladly give her my jelly roll.  :lol:  

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« Reply #4 on: Jun 24, 2005, 03:19:41 PM »
Another big ass white girl ruined by the MAN.

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« Reply #5 on: Jun 24, 2005, 04:22:09 PM »
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Another big ass white girl ruined by the MAN.
She lost her big ass when she decided not to eat any more.

And White girls on whole annoy me.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #6 on: Jun 24, 2005, 07:24:29 PM »
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And White girls on whole annoy me.
 :blink:  you fiend.

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« Reply #7 on: Jun 24, 2005, 09:34:47 PM »
I'm alright with white girls, as long as they don't tell me I'm a sinner for not eating meat.  Oh, and if they don't like giving blowjobs, I'm definitly out.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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« Reply #8 on: Jun 25, 2005, 10:51:34 AM »
Woohoo! Two fer two on the right side o' white!  :D GHOSTLY & PROUD!!
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« Reply #9 on: Jul 02, 2005, 07:51:09 PM »
Aw, it was just her foot?  Boo.