Author Topic: Wife sells lotus for 5 pence (Read 3854 times)

The D · « **on:** Jun 23, 2005, 10:29:08 PM »

It's one thing cutting up your errant husband's clothes and chucking them out on the street.

Selling his £25,000 sports car on the Internet for just 50p is another matter entirely. But that's just what the scorned wife of a controversial DJ did.

During a live interview with Jodie Marsh, Kerrang 105.2's Tim Shaw told the glamour model he was prepared to leave his wife and their two children for her. Wife Hayley was listening and said her husband's flirtatious interview was the 'last straw' in their relationship.

After having a few drinks and while her husband was still in the studio presenting his show, she posted an advert on eBay for the Lotus Esprit Turbo with a 'Buy It Now' option of 50p.

The item description read: 'I need to get rid of this car in the next two to three hours before my husband gets home to find it gone and all his belongings in the street.'

The car sold within five minutes.

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/arti...23?source=Metro

Derrick · « **Reply #1 on:** Jun 23, 2005, 10:45:49 PM »

I liked you better when you posted child pr0n.

Fiero · « **Reply #2 on:** Jun 24, 2005, 12:39:10 AM »

Wow.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #3 on:** Jun 24, 2005, 10:58:10 AM »

That's pretty awesome.

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #4 on:** Jun 24, 2005, 01:56:39 PM »

I'd leave my wife and two children for that car hyuk hyuk

Merla Racer · « **Reply #5 on:** Jun 24, 2005, 02:05:33 PM »

Yeah that is fine looking car.

PapaMidnight · « **Reply #6 on:** Jun 24, 2005, 07:55:29 PM »

Apparenlty she's too stupid to realize she has no legal defense if he sues her.

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #7 on:** Jun 25, 2005, 12:24:25 AM »

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Apparenlty she's too stupid to realize she has no legal defense if he sues her.

Hopefully he's too stupid to not know how to sue her

or

if he has the least bit of decency, he won't sue his own wife

Derrick · « **Reply #8 on:** Jun 25, 2005, 08:16:34 AM »

I'd sue her to become my permenant sex slut. God, I need to stop watching Hentai...

MegatronYES · « **Reply #9 on:** Jun 25, 2005, 02:00:46 PM »

Me too, that made perfect sense to me. But only if you were to have some permanently smirking lady as your "legal assistant" who would become gradually mor evil every day.

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Jul 02, 2005, 07:46:17 PM »

"logbook"? I don't get it. Is that like a title?

Fiero · « **Reply #11 on:** Jul 02, 2005, 08:03:29 PM »

Everytime I see this thread I start thinking of the plant I sell at work.

B E C K · « **Reply #12 on:** Jul 02, 2005, 08:05:51 PM »

When I first saw the topic, I too thought it referred to the plant.

Fiero · « **Reply #13 on:** Jul 02, 2005, 08:06:29 PM »

Badass!

B E C K · « **Reply #14 on:** Jul 02, 2005, 08:46:23 PM »

Yeah and I was like, "It's a fucking plant, who the fuck cares if it went for five pence?" A car is much more interesting tho'.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #15 on:** Jul 03, 2005, 04:20:36 AM »

What if there was a plant that was also a car?

MegatronYES · « **Reply #16 on:** Jul 03, 2005, 04:20:57 AM »

A plar.

B E C K · « **Reply #17 on:** Jul 03, 2005, 10:44:06 PM »

A clant.

PapaMidnight · « **Reply #18 on:** Jul 03, 2005, 11:56:52 PM »

Did you just call me a c*nt? Oh, I guess not. Well good, keep it that way.

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Jul 04, 2005, 12:23:03 AM »

Are you sure? You might enjoy it.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #20 on:** Jul 04, 2005, 03:23:48 AM »

He'd probably just say something under his breath in response.

He's an UBER-low talker.

PapaMidnight · « **Reply #21 on:** Jul 04, 2005, 03:29:05 PM »

Well you're an uber-whispermumblewhisper. Now put that in your pipe and smoke it.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #22 on:** Jul 05, 2005, 02:10:48 AM »

Did you just imply that I am a quiet person? Because that exists so beyond the level of absurd.

PapaMidnight · « **Reply #23 on:** Jul 05, 2005, 11:30:54 AM »

Imply Lisa or implode?

No dumbass, I was giving you some snappy comeback but like you said it was all under my breath cause I'm a low talker. Nobody would ever think you were quiet.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #24 on:** Jul 05, 2005, 12:08:51 PM »

One of my mechanic's jokes:

What's a car in the Lotus position?

Constantly on a tow truck. :mellow:

PapaMidnight · « **Reply #25 on:** Jul 05, 2005, 08:00:30 PM »

I don't get it.

Oh, it's a joke. Ha ha ha. I get jokes.

B E C K · « **Reply #26 on:** Jul 05, 2005, 09:41:26 PM »

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Nobody would ever think you were quiet.

I sure don't.

Author Topic: Wife sells lotus for 5 pence (Read 3854 times)

Merla Racer