Author Topic: I'm still laughing.... (Read 8728 times)

Bernie AKA · « **on:** Jun 23, 2005, 01:38:45 PM »

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   Be it known to all who bear witness, that the Chair, by virtue of the authority invested in the Executive Director of the Republican Presidential Task Force, confers this warrant of Platinum membership to:

   (my former married name here)

   A Republican Leader in the Houston community and steadfast supporter of President George W. Bush.

   Whereas, (former married name), is known to represent the highest Republican ideals and principles; we have, therefore, affixed the grand seal of the Republican Presidential Task Force and affixed our names in confirmation.

   (signed)

   Senator Elizabeth Dole
Chair
   Mark Stephens
Executive Director

I'm hanging it up at work beside my "How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?" clipping.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #1 on:** Jun 23, 2005, 05:37:28 PM »

What the fuck? You're like the complete opposite of a Republican!

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #2 on:** Jun 23, 2005, 05:41:06 PM »

YOU HAVE INFILITRATED THE REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL TASK FORCE AND ARE NOW A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY!!!!

Derrick · « **Reply #3 on:** Jun 23, 2005, 06:44:47 PM »

BERNIE IS OSAMA BIN LADEN!

The D · « **Reply #4 on:** Jun 23, 2005, 10:49:54 PM »

So that's your plan Bernie... sneak into the Republican party and destroy it from within.

I always knew you were the genius of the board. If you need munitions send me the code word.

Off topic:
Who's the furry in the orange background?

Derrick · « **Reply #5 on:** Jun 23, 2005, 11:28:37 PM »

A Ronin Bunny.

Fiero · « **Reply #6 on:** Jun 24, 2005, 12:42:55 AM »

It just has to be, Nuri's got a thing Usagi.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #7 on:** Jun 24, 2005, 10:09:22 AM »

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So that's your plan Bernie... sneak into the Republican party and destroy it from within.

And I would have done it if it hadn't been for that meddling Karl Rove! Apparently he saw me on September 12th stalking the streets in tweed, wheeling couches and clutching packets of Rorschach cards saying, "Are you a terrorist? How do you feel about that? Do you need a hug?" <_<

Derrick · « **Reply #8 on:** Jun 24, 2005, 11:27:59 AM »

The writings on the wall though, alot of moderate repubs are starting to get attacked by the Neo Cons. That, and Howard Dean is fuckin awesome.

B E C K · « **Reply #9 on:** Jul 02, 2005, 07:41:00 PM »

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It just has to be, Nuri's got a thing Usagi.

It is from the Usagi comic but the image is actually of the neko ninja Chizu.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #10 on:** Jul 03, 2005, 04:04:55 AM »

B E C K · « **Reply #11 on:** Jul 03, 2005, 10:37:32 PM »

Was that for me?

MegatronYES · « **Reply #12 on:** Jul 04, 2005, 03:11:53 AM »

I don't know. Was it?

Who cares? Shut up.

I'm having another beer.

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Jul 04, 2005, 10:20:06 PM »

God, it's like visiting an uncle.

Derrick · « **Reply #14 on:** Jul 04, 2005, 10:20:45 PM »

This isn't the incest topic.

B E C K · « **Reply #15 on:** Jul 04, 2005, 11:15:11 PM »

Boo!!

MegatronYES · « **Reply #16 on:** Jul 05, 2005, 02:17:23 AM »

Mexicans have to visit their uncles now? They don't still sleep down the hall?

Derrick · « **Reply #17 on:** Jul 05, 2005, 11:05:50 AM »

o.o

Black people and rednecks don't live like that, too?

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #18 on:** Jul 05, 2005, 12:48:22 PM »

We have a redneck family in the rental house next door who entertain people in their driveway. Temp's in the high 90's, there they all are, leaning against their trucks in the blazing sun, sucking back Bud Lights while the little resident semen demon runs around screaming at everything. Leaf, bug, dog, new person - immediate response is SHRIEEEEEKKKKKKK!!!!! :wacko: Now I'm wondering if they have to do that because the interior is nuts to butts with itinerate relatives.

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Jul 05, 2005, 09:30:19 PM »

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Mexicans have to visit their uncles now?

Not anymore. I stopped having any of that years ago. And don't call me a Mexican.

Derrick · « **Reply #20 on:** Jul 05, 2005, 10:32:37 PM »

Yeah, she's a Mexicana. Dick.

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** Jul 06, 2005, 10:33:50 PM »

No I'm not, dick.

The D · « **Reply #22 on:** Jul 06, 2005, 10:37:49 PM »

She's a Chicano.

Derrick · « **Reply #23 on:** Jul 06, 2005, 10:44:37 PM »

I think she's a Texania!!!

B E C K · « **Reply #24 on:** Jul 06, 2005, 10:54:14 PM »

Chicana. Latina. Whatever. But I don't like Mexicana.

Derrick · « **Reply #25 on:** Jul 06, 2005, 11:04:38 PM »

What about, human?

B E C K · « **Reply #26 on:** Jul 06, 2005, 11:30:37 PM »

feminazi//Unacceptable! Huwoman! //feminazi

Derrick · « **Reply #27 on:** Jul 06, 2005, 11:42:20 PM »

Godamnit, I can never pleasure a woman.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #28 on:** Jul 07, 2005, 09:14:35 AM »

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Godamnit, I can never pleasure a woman.

No you can't. for that you need to be able to mantain an erection

Unpleasured Kari · « **Reply #29 on:** Jul 07, 2005, 09:17:15 AM »

Oooooooh!!! She called you out baby.

Author Topic: I'm still laughing.... (Read 8728 times)

Unpleasured Kari