Author Topic: Stupid question of the day (Read 21944 times)

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #60 on:** Jun 27, 2005, 11:20:20 AM »

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I would have gone back to the girlfriend.

Not after 4 kids. Those dainty rosebuds are probably like rawhide chew toys by now.

Fiero · « **Reply #61 on:** Jun 27, 2005, 11:36:51 AM »

rosebuds, yum!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #62 on:** Jun 27, 2005, 06:31:46 PM »

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You're all nippulary idiots.

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I'm not attracted to nipples at all

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #63 on:** Jun 27, 2005, 06:45:25 PM »

I don't think human breast milk cheese would taste like cow cheese because cow cheese does not taste like goat cheese!

I wonder how the milk tastes. I don't remember what it was like when I used to drink it. But anyway since a woman can nurse for about a year and I honestly don't see myself abstaining from going there for a year with the mother of my future children I'll probably learn what it's like to take a shot in the mouth some day...

As for the issue of nipples being an erogenous zone I never considered them to be some in the day as touching them myself did nothing for me but, like many places, it's an erogenous zone only when touched by someone else.

Derrick · « **Reply #64 on:** Jun 27, 2005, 07:24:22 PM »

I love being licked on the back of my neck, right below and behind the ear.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #65 on:** Jun 27, 2005, 10:39:17 PM »

Hm... my neck business has left me with far too many embarassing hickeys. -_-

Derrick · « **Reply #66 on:** Jun 27, 2005, 11:18:45 PM »

Embarassing?

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #67 on:** Jun 28, 2005, 12:27:10 AM »

When they're pointed out in front of your parents at the dinner table it kind of is. Not to mention the fact that everyone at my workplace noticed..

Derrick · « **Reply #68 on:** Jun 28, 2005, 07:20:33 AM »

Badges of honor. They were just jealous.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #69 on:** Jun 28, 2005, 09:06:02 AM »

I was given warm milk as a kid when sick once and I thought I would never stop puking. That's why I can't be around a woman breastfeeding. If a woman whips it out in public as is the fad now, I move because I know the kid is getting body temperature lactic fluid and I start to gag. I usually get the hairy eyeball from them, but I can move or I can barf. I presume that they would prefer me to move if given the choice, but I could be wrong. <_<

Derrick · « **Reply #70 on:** Jun 28, 2005, 06:26:55 PM »

Some people get off from being yakked on.

Merla · « **Reply #71 on:** Jun 29, 2005, 08:37:48 AM »

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When they're pointed out in front of your parents at the dinner table it kind of is. Not to mention the fact that everyone at my workplace noticed..

Use a cold spoon to remove them. Place a spoon in the freezer for 15 mins and then press the convex part on the love bite. You can also cover up with foundation. Just be sure to pick a color that matches your jaw line so it will blend in with the rest of your skin. Also you can wear polo shirts with the collar up.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #72 on:** Jun 29, 2005, 10:05:37 AM »

don't pop up the collar! NOOOO

Merla · « **Reply #73 on:** Jun 29, 2005, 10:53:45 AM »

Hey I didn't say it was fashionable, just a way to cover up.

Fiero · « **Reply #74 on:** Jun 29, 2005, 07:50:24 PM »

ghey!

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #75 on:** Jun 30, 2005, 06:04:41 AM »

Makeup is a bit much for me. When she offers it to me I just say "I'll wear it if you want me to wear it". And I wore colared shirts for the first one which was fine and the only person who noticed was when I was donig Tae Kwon Do because of the uniform... though she proceeded to tell a bunch of my coworkers. I'm not gonna pop the collar though. -_- After that despite a conscious effort to not have anythinig show my next one was way too high on the neck, black and stayed for a week.

People seem to think people just sit around trying to give each other hickeys and don't realise these things just happen when you're doing stuff and you don't notice.

I'll try the spoon thing if it happens again.

Derrick · « **Reply #76 on:** Jun 30, 2005, 09:32:11 AM »

Rubber spoon.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #77 on:** Jun 30, 2005, 09:33:51 AM »

i only give a guy a hickey if he gives me one first. i fucking hate hickeys

Derrick · « **Reply #78 on:** Jun 30, 2005, 10:29:39 AM »

Then give blowjobs.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #79 on:** Jun 30, 2005, 11:32:00 AM »

Certainly breaks the ice at parties.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #80 on:** Jun 30, 2005, 01:58:35 PM »

My friend got a hickey, and he told us that it was a woodworking accident.

Derrick · « **Reply #81 on:** Jun 30, 2005, 02:26:39 PM »

Why lie about one?

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #82 on:** Jun 30, 2005, 03:35:17 PM »

Because he's gay and he didn't want to explain it to his parents.

Derrick · « **Reply #83 on:** Jun 30, 2005, 03:59:39 PM »

Then why not just say, a chick sucked me.

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #84 on:** Jun 30, 2005, 07:24:21 PM »

Guys, stop dating mutant lamprey-people.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #85 on:** Jun 30, 2005, 10:36:18 PM »

Bah! It's not a matter of embarassment. I just don't want to be bragger guy. People should be discrete about some things. I don't think my girlfriend wants everyone knowing everything we do together.

And no they don't think I'm gay anymore...

Sam · « **Reply #86 on:** Jun 30, 2005, 10:44:32 PM »

Don't worry, I still do

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #87 on:** Jul 01, 2005, 10:06:28 PM »

Can't a guy get away with a little hetero man on man dry humping anymore?

Derrick · « **Reply #88 on:** Jul 01, 2005, 10:11:34 PM »

But until we see that she has a vagina, you're still a faeg, like E.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #89 on:** Jul 01, 2005, 10:48:25 PM »

You can't accidentally apply a hickey.