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« Reply #60 on: Aug 31, 2004, 12:55:21 PM »
Beer?  That's so gross, you faq.
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« Reply #61 on: Aug 31, 2004, 11:44:06 PM »
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If we wanted a kid, we WOULD adopt rather than inflict our merged DNA on the world.  I'd squirt out the next Jeffrey Dahlmer for sure.  <_<
If I had been born male, I honestly think the extra testosterone would've made me kill people.  Especially since most boys in our society are geared to be aggressive...  I don't think another one of me would necessarily be a good idea either.  I'm also completely unthrilled about the thought of a nine month alien growth that tears through my vagina when its had enough.  I'm perfectly content at the moment with channeling any residual maternal instincts towards my fur children.
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« Reply #62 on: Aug 31, 2004, 11:48:13 PM »
Had you been born male, would there have been more school shootings? I like school shootings. :)

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« Reply #63 on: Aug 31, 2004, 11:56:41 PM »
If would've really depended on my access to guns.  Stabbings might've been more likely.

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« Reply #64 on: Aug 31, 2004, 11:58:20 PM »
if nuri had been born a dude I never would have met all of youse guys. So thanks you Nuri's mom for making her a chick.

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« Reply #65 on: Sep 01, 2004, 12:06:57 AM »
Doesn't the father's spermies determine the gender?  

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« Reply #66 on: Sep 01, 2004, 12:09:20 AM »
I thought it was the hormones of the girl. I could be wrong.
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« Reply #67 on: Sep 01, 2004, 12:26:47 AM »
yeah it's the father but you know uh..you know I didnt want to  um..yeah.

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« Reply #68 on: Sep 01, 2004, 07:55:20 AM »
He did call himself a dumbass yesterday.

I couldn't imagine Nuri as a boy.  It'd be weird.
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« Reply #69 on: Sep 01, 2004, 08:36:03 AM »
Yup, it's the dad's, which makes the usual response in the delivery room, according to a recent survey of obstetricians & midwives, pretty funny.  Turns out that having a girl will cause 8 out of 10 new mothers to apologize to the father.  :rolleyes:  
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« Reply #70 on: Sep 01, 2004, 09:40:16 AM »
I'd prefer niether. It'd be nice to have a boy and a girl... but I dun care really.  
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« Reply #71 on: Sep 02, 2004, 12:28:19 AM »
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He did call himself a dumbass yesterday.

I couldn't imagine Nuri as a boy.  It'd be weird.
I'd poke out your eye with my huge penis!

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« Reply #72 on: Sep 02, 2004, 01:14:33 AM »
See I knew it! If women were dudes they wouldnt treat us dudes who women like they would want to be treated if the they were women.
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« Reply #73 on: Sep 02, 2004, 01:05:09 PM »
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He did call himself a dumbass yesterday.

I couldn't imagine Nuri as a boy.  It'd be weird.
I'd poke out your eye with my huge penis!
LOL thats what i always tell whoever im talking with about that kinda theme

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« Reply #74 on: Sep 02, 2004, 03:27:55 PM »
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See I knew it! If women were dudes they wouldnt treat us dudes who women like they would ant to be treated if the they were women.
Are you drunk?  'Cuz that made no sense.
The wife forgave the mistress for she only entertained.

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« Reply #75 on: Sep 03, 2004, 12:27:10 AM »
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See I knew it! If women were dudes they wouldnt treat us dudes who women like they would want to be treated if the they were women.
I think the bigger question is "Is Toe drunk"?  Besides, I wouldn't treat women like that.  I'm a gentleman.   :P  

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« Reply #76 on: Sep 03, 2004, 06:36:10 AM »
I'm a gentlemen, too.  Bitches.
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« Reply #77 on: Sep 03, 2004, 04:54:54 PM »
swooooooooooooooooooon  :wub:  

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« Reply #78 on: Sep 03, 2004, 09:47:42 PM »
Hells yeah.
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« Reply #79 on: Sep 07, 2004, 12:51:45 AM »
Fiero's sooo gonna get laid.

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« Reply #80 on: Sep 07, 2004, 01:03:15 AM »
*plays some barry white*
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« Reply #81 on: Sep 07, 2004, 09:51:50 AM »
Fuck barry, put on some sexy bullshit techno, Lords a' Acid or some shit.  They talks about fucking alot.
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« Reply #82 on: Sep 07, 2004, 09:58:09 AM »
Techno sucks.
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« Reply #83 on: Sep 07, 2004, 10:11:38 AM »
I never said I like it, but it makes them lil' hussy sluts get wet, I'm a gentlemen, gotta give da ladies what they want, bitches.
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« Reply #84 on: Sep 07, 2004, 01:48:39 PM »
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Fuck barry, put on some sexy bullshit techno, Lords a' Acid or some shit.  They talks about fucking alot.
techno is  SOOO NOT GOOD

<----hates techno, loves trance

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« Reply #85 on: Sep 07, 2004, 02:22:29 PM »
O.o

It's the same shit!
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« Reply #86 on: Sep 07, 2004, 03:52:58 PM »
It's really not.  There's a defined line that I'm just now starting to understand.  I just can't get enough Castles in the Sky.
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« Reply #87 on: Sep 07, 2004, 08:25:34 PM »
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O.o

It's the same shit!
no its not!

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« Reply #88 on: Sep 07, 2004, 09:04:40 PM »
It's the same.  
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« Reply #89 on: Sep 07, 2004, 10:41:17 PM »
Fuck a tomduo.  Trance has a lot of technical shit that most people don't know about.  Techno is just bullshit electronica that sometimes has a beat behind it, and can often hurt your ears from the badly mixed treble side.
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