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« on: Aug 27, 2004, 12:22:06 PM »
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"It is the responsibility of every political conservative, every evangelical Christian, every pro-life Catholic, every traditional Jew...to get serious about re-electing President Bush."
- Jerry Falwell, The New York Times, July 16, 2004

"I think George Bush is going to win in a walk. I really believe I'm hearing from the Lord it's going to be like a blowout election in 2004. The Lord has just blessed him.... It doesn't make any difference what he does, good or bad."
- Pat Robertson, AP/Fox News, January 2, 2004

Alright, everybody who can, vote.  PLEASE vote!! This has gone past being funny or annoying.  This is dangerous.
 
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« Reply #1 on: Aug 27, 2004, 12:54:15 PM »
Oh man, I knew it wasn't going to be good seeing as how Bernie was flipping.

That's fucking insane, why would the Lord have  anything to do with Bush?  If I were God, I would have smote him four years ago.
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« Reply #2 on: Aug 27, 2004, 02:53:48 PM »
sweet jesus.  we're all going to die if this man gets re-elected.
Benjy, quit bellowing.

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« Reply #3 on: Aug 27, 2004, 05:58:32 PM »
half of my friends are gonna vote for bush. i would do that too, cause personally, i think kerry and bush are at the same level and they both has commited faults.
plus bush is funny.

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« Reply #4 on: Aug 27, 2004, 07:57:19 PM »
Hmm . . . My bro and his wife were talking about moving over to Finland or England once their little hellspawn's old enough, maybe I'll stow away in a trunk or something. oO

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« Reply #5 on: Aug 27, 2004, 10:37:18 PM »
The only reason I'd vote for Bush is I'm completely against abortion.  At the same time, (possibly) aborting the lives of so many Americans over seas isn't cool either.  So, who're the independents on the ballot?
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« Reply #6 on: Aug 27, 2004, 10:43:04 PM »
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half of my friends are gonna vote for bush. i would do that too, cause personally, i think kerry and bush are at the same level and they both has commited faults.
plus bush is funny.
See why you shouldn't drink alcohol people?

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« Reply #7 on: Aug 27, 2004, 11:06:11 PM »
To not vote for someone simply because you disagree with ONE view point is complete bullshit.

You wouldn't not date someone with a stunning personality and great looks just because she smacks her gums while she eats.
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« Reply #8 on: Aug 28, 2004, 01:30:21 AM »
Depends what else she's good at gumming.

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« Reply #9 on: Aug 28, 2004, 09:56:23 AM »
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Depends what else she's good at gumming.
 :lol:   damn right.
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« Reply #10 on: Aug 28, 2004, 11:25:05 AM »
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See why you shouldn't drink alcohol people?
yeah?why?

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« Reply #11 on: Aug 28, 2004, 11:43:06 PM »
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half of my friends are gonna vote for bush. i would do that too, cause personally, i think kerry and bush are at the same level and they both has commited faults.
plus bush is funny.
See why you shouldn't drink alcohol people?
Ignorant foreigners have no say in our elections.

And Bush isn't a Republican. He is a fundamentalist globalist. He is dangerous, because he is no leader. He is a dumb follower, who's only decisions are based on what he wants (which isn't much) and what his friends want. Say what you want, but Kerry's flip-flopping  is nothing compared to Bush's flip-flopping. Plus Bush's administration is corrupt and all evil.

Fact: A CIA agent was ousted because her husband disliked Bush and his policies. An undercover agent was killed hours after the story's release. The reporter who revealed this was never questioned, nor has much been said about this.

Fact: Bush's policies have done nothing to help america. Bush cut terrorist funding when he took office, specifically away from the departments that could have prevented 9/11, why? To bust prostitution and drugs in New Orleans. Instead the 'Tax Cuts' and all his other policies support his allies, which proves he is a globalist. He cares for nothing but a world ruled by a small group of people. Not democracy at all.

Fact: Bush and his ellite Republicans (most republicans are followers, and don't have a clue what the head of the party does, kinda sad) discredited veterens, going as far as saying they were traitors who did nothing in service. The people who discredit the opponents (McCain, Gore, Kerry, that guy who's missing two legs and an arm from service) never met thier detractors, and made horrendous lies that destroyed thier public image. Keep in mind the people behind these moves never served in service.

Fact: Bush is not in control. All his policies reflect what his friends want and/or need. The only decision he made, was Iraq. Iraq has been nothing but a burden, in which American lives were sent in without vests, (the ad against Kerry which said he voted against Vets... is misleading. He voted against the plan to buy inadequate vests, for much more than they were worth.) with a limited supply of bullets, false intelligence, and not to mention no exit strategy. People can compare it to Vietnam... because it is like Vietnam. We are in a country that went to hell, which is now full of terrorists, where foriegners are beheaded and blown up daily. Meanwhile North Korea makes nukes, and other countries have giant terror cells.

Fact: Bush sucks as a president. He is no leader. His decisions are based on councils of constituants. Bush is no less a leader, than he is a spokesman who was hired because people knew how to mess Florida's votes up. I hope the UN monitors the elections.
« Last Edit: Aug 28, 2004, 11:44:54 PM by tomduo »
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« Reply #12 on: Aug 29, 2004, 01:09:43 AM »
Bush is evil.  There's nothing funny about that bible-toting idiotic simian.

Kerry doesn't need to be good.  He just needs to not be Bush and he is in a position that has the best shot of beating Bush.  That's good enough for me.

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« Reply #13 on: Aug 29, 2004, 01:36:39 AM »
Not a one of those four points was a fact, Tom. Although I mostly agree with them, none of them are facts
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« Reply #14 on: Aug 29, 2004, 01:37:43 AM »
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half of my friends are gonna vote for bush. i would do that too, cause personally, i think kerry and bush are at the same level and they both has commited faults.
plus bush is funny.
Jesus Christ, Faye.... that doesn't even make any sense!
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« Reply #15 on: Aug 29, 2004, 01:41:54 AM »
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Not a one of those four points was a fact, Tom. Although I mostly agree with them, none of them are facts
They are facts. People died, economy sucks.
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« Reply #16 on: Aug 29, 2004, 01:47:59 AM »
How in the CHOP are going to try to convince me that "Bush sucks" is a god damn fact?  <_< I shouldn't let this bother me because I do actually agree with you, but you are trying to defend your syntax errors from criticism coming from a mostly friendly source, so becoming suddenly annoyed is really my only recourse.
 
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« Reply #17 on: Aug 29, 2004, 02:03:13 AM »
The events are fact... just ignore my personal feelings.
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« Reply #18 on: Aug 29, 2004, 02:23:21 AM »
So.... change the order and overall implications of the way way you phrased your list and we'll all understand what you really meant to say?

Hell, I guess I can do that.
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« Reply #19 on: Aug 29, 2004, 02:39:30 AM »
You better,  or else I will smear you and say you're a jew.
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« Reply #20 on: Aug 29, 2004, 05:44:13 PM »
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half of my friends are gonna vote for bush. i would do that too, cause personally, i think kerry and bush are at the same level and they both has commited faults.
plus bush is funny.
See why you shouldn't drink alcohol people?
Ignorant foreigners have no say in our elections.

 
suck my dog's dick, tom. let me remember you that your fucking ancestors were foreigners too, the only difference is that they were probably illegal, not like me.

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« Reply #21 on: Aug 29, 2004, 06:20:15 PM »
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half of my friends are gonna vote for bush. i would do that too, cause personally, i think kerry and bush are at the same level and they both has commited faults.
plus bush is funny.
See why you shouldn't drink alcohol people?
Ignorant foreigners have no say in our elections.

 
suck my dog's dick, tom. let me remember you that your fucking ancestors were foreigners too, the only difference is that they were probably illegal, not like me.
You have a dog? Poor animal if that's how you treat it.

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« Reply #22 on: Aug 29, 2004, 06:39:45 PM »
Tom is 1/8 negroid so his ancestors were legal.

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« Reply #23 on: Aug 29, 2004, 07:12:53 PM »
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Tom is 1/8 negroid so his ancestors were legal.
Once you go one eighth negroid... now I sound like a science geek.
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« Reply #24 on: Aug 29, 2004, 10:26:34 PM »
Yes.
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« Reply #25 on: Aug 30, 2004, 05:44:16 AM »
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half of my friends are gonna vote for bush. i would do that too, cause personally, i think kerry and bush are at the same level and they both has commited faults.
plus bush is funny.
See why you shouldn't drink alcohol people?
Ignorant foreigners have no say in our elections.

 
suck my dog's dick, tom. let me remember you that your fucking ancestors were foreigners too, the only difference is that they were probably illegal, not like me.
there was no illegal back with the very first immigrants.
and in the 1900's-1930's there were a fuckload of legal immigrants coming over
Benjy, quit bellowing.

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« Reply #26 on: Aug 30, 2004, 07:46:41 AM »
same shit, the only ones who have the right to call all this shit their "land" are indians and ive always say it

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« Reply #27 on: Aug 30, 2004, 08:22:20 AM »
Yes.  And tom's a dick.
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« Reply #28 on: Aug 30, 2004, 08:51:01 AM »
Since we have some people who oppose abortion - without being insulting or anything, I sincerely want the answer to a question:  what programs do the anti-choice faction have in place to provide for the unwanted children after they're born?  In 2002, CPS had over 900,000 documented (meaning "reported") cases of child abuse/deaths in the country, an estimated 67% of which were causd by parents or guardians.

After the protest is over, do they get unwilling parents' names off of a list and sponsor the baby after it's born?  Do they assist with bills and day care so the parents can finish their educations, for example, so as to better provide for the unplanned child?   Do they help pay for housing in a neighborhood with a decent school for the child to attend?  And I'm not even going to get into help with the emotional toll.

My biggest problem with Bush on this issue is not his opposition to abortion - it's his cutting off funding to thousands of World Health Organization family planning and health outlets because they have the word "abortion" somewhere in their materials in lieu of "abstinence", and his delusion that every parent will automatically fall in live with the child once it's been born.  If that were the case, CPS wouldn't exist.

Sorry - to me, better a pre-natal abortion that a post-natal one in the form of a dumpster dumpling.  And we've had quite a crop of li'l sizzlers (police term for child left in hot car) this summer.  It's the perfect crime - make up a scenario in which both parents think the other got the kid or mom forgot because it was asleep and so quiet or whatever and they do no time because everyone says, "Oh, poor things, they've suffered enough....", plus they usually collect a nice chunk of life insurance.  Horseshit.  You don't just forget there's a kid in the car. :angry:  
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« Reply #29 on: Aug 30, 2004, 09:38:48 AM »
I totally agree with the option of having abortion, like Bernie said.  I mean, it's better to get rid of the child when it knows nothing of the outside world than to birth it, let it breathe it's first breath next to a carton of rotting milk outside of a Kwik Stop, or floating in a toilet in the Wal-mart restroom.

That's why I plan to adopt, there's plenty of kids who are alive and need my care instead of me being selfish and birthing my own.
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