What book tells you about famous owls?
Who's Whoooo.
What do lovesick owls say to each other when it's raining?
'To-wet-to-woo!'
What do you call a clever owl?
Bird Brain of Britain.
What happened when the owl lost his voice ?
He didn't give a hoot !
What kind of math do owls like?
Owlgebra.
What sits on a tree and cries 'Hoots mon?
A Scottish owl.
What would you get if you crossed an owl with a goat?
A hootenanny.
What would you get if you crossed an owl with a skunk?
A bird that smells, but doesn't give a hoot.
What's hot and greasy and goes 'hoot, hoot'?
Kentucky Fried Owl.
Why are owls cleverer than chickens?
Have you ever eaten Kentucky Fried Owl?
Why did the owl 'owl?
Because the woodpecker woodpecker.
Why does an owl make everyone laugh?
Because it's such a hoot.
