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« Reply #30 on: Jun 22, 2005, 11:46:16 PM »
Q: What is the difference between a Whore and a Bitch?  A: A Whore will give it to anyone, a Bitch will give it to anyone but you.

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« Reply #31 on: Jun 23, 2005, 10:45:32 AM »
Toe what is your avatar from?  And why does one duder have pink bow in his hair while the other duder has what appears to be pubs on his hat?  

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« Reply #32 on: Jun 23, 2005, 11:00:47 AM »
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Toe what is your avatar from?  And why does one duder have pink bow in his hair while the other duder has what appears to be pubs on his hat?

It's from a cartoon called Billy Joe Jive: Super Crimefighting Ace!  It used to come on Seasme Street in the 70's and 80's. The girl is named Sweet Susie Sunset and I have no idea why Billy Joe Jive has pubs on his hat.  
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« Reply #33 on: Jun 23, 2005, 11:42:05 AM »
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Me and Kary agree she's a dumbass bitch.

Snaps to Greta Van Sustern for evading the trial-by-press trap questions beautifully.  She's way too moderate for Fox. Since Nancy looks like Ann Coulter's cousin anyway , Fox & CNN should swap.

 
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« Reply #34 on: Jun 23, 2005, 06:48:46 PM »
Ann Coulter needs to choke on Jerry Springer's balls.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #35 on: Jun 23, 2005, 06:52:08 PM »
or take them up the ass.

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« Reply #36 on: Jun 23, 2005, 07:29:57 PM »
That is fuckin hot.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #37 on: Jun 24, 2005, 04:42:43 AM »
No shit.
Call me..... the Tide Hunter

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« Reply #38 on: Jun 24, 2005, 10:17:17 AM »
I'll bet Bill O'Reiley's copy of Time with Ann Coulter on the cover is one solid block of stuck-together pages by now.  :x  

I wish Nancy would go to Fox just to see her hoist him by the short n' curlies.  Greta just takes it when he cuts her off & gives her the "oh, you silly little woman" attitude.  His balls would be climbing up his spine to get away from Nancy.  :lol:  
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« Reply #39 on: Jun 24, 2005, 11:30:14 AM »
Hillary Clinton should take over Fox News. That would be great.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #40 on: Jun 24, 2005, 09:27:15 PM »
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Hillary Clinton should take over Fox News. That would be great.
She's a lesbian, apparantly.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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« Reply #41 on: Jun 24, 2005, 10:40:34 PM »
Yeah, that books supposedly as many truths in it by the bible, which was the sole inspiration for the book.

Neo-Cons fear her.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #42 on: Jun 25, 2005, 01:59:02 PM »
The Sith speaks the truth.
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