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« on: Jun 12, 2005, 11:20:38 PM »
The World Naked Bikeride happened yesterday in over 50 cities across the globe.  And we all missed it.  Why weren't we there to protest automobiles?!  WHY!?!?!
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« Reply #1 on: Jun 12, 2005, 11:37:04 PM »
Because most Americans have Margerine as a bloodtype. They can't nor do you want to see them ride a bike nekid.
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« Reply #2 on: Jun 12, 2005, 11:57:26 PM »
I just don't wanna see anyone riding a bike naked, period.
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« Reply #3 on: Jun 13, 2005, 12:05:43 AM »
What about Anna Kournikova?
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I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #4 on: Jun 13, 2005, 12:15:43 AM »
No, she won't do.  There's something about her I don't like.
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« Reply #5 on: Jun 13, 2005, 12:23:07 AM »
What about that girl Golfer who just won. She's got nice legs.
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I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #6 on: Jun 13, 2005, 12:28:01 AM »
Okay, none of you can honestly tell me you wouldn't enjoy seeing Christopher Walken straddling a hog all bucky buck.
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« Reply #7 on: Jun 13, 2005, 01:26:43 AM »
Would he just be riding the bike all regular like or would he do a trick as well?
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« Reply #8 on: Jun 13, 2005, 01:28:01 AM »
Tricks cost extra! :angry:
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« Reply #9 on: Jun 13, 2005, 01:33:20 AM »
How much?  
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« Reply #10 on: Jun 13, 2005, 01:40:29 AM »
Your firstborn son. No, daughter! Your firstborn daughter... on her sixteenth birthday! Yes...
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« Reply #11 on: Jun 13, 2005, 01:45:51 AM »
Human-daughter or Cat-daughter?
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« Reply #12 on: Jun 13, 2005, 01:49:03 AM »
What would I want with a sixteen year old cat? Kitty jerky, maybe -- but I don't eat jerky!
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« Reply #13 on: Jun 13, 2005, 01:54:46 AM »
I don't plan to ever explode any Yoshi eggs, that's why.  Just wondering if he'd settle for a cat-daughter instead.
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« Reply #14 on: Jun 13, 2005, 02:03:37 AM »
I just had a mental image of you squirting out a baby accompanied by Yoshi's egg-laying sound effect. Then Mario grabs the baby and kicks it into a Koopa Troopa. After that it's all hazy.
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« Reply #15 on: Jun 13, 2005, 02:07:42 AM »
As long as it went to a good cause.  And didn't become a drug addict.
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« Reply #16 on: Jun 13, 2005, 08:54:12 AM »
But what about the menstrual fluid?
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I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #17 on: Jun 13, 2005, 09:01:51 AM »
We put that in your shiny black suit instead of fuel.
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« Reply #18 on: Jun 13, 2005, 09:36:10 AM »
Of course, that's why I need to know.
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #19 on: Jun 13, 2005, 06:34:09 PM »
I will not be exploited.
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« Reply #20 on: Jun 13, 2005, 08:32:05 PM »
What if we paid you to be exploited?
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« Reply #21 on: Jun 13, 2005, 08:54:19 PM »
No.
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« Reply #22 on: Jun 13, 2005, 09:09:08 PM »
What if we paid you to [CENSORED]?
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« Reply #23 on: Jun 13, 2005, 09:45:36 PM »
I don't see any fat people on that website. Some of them are actually quite hot.
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« Reply #24 on: Jun 13, 2005, 11:13:00 PM »
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What if we paid you to [CENSORED]?
How am I suppose to know what you're asking when you censored yourself?
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« Reply #25 on: Jun 13, 2005, 11:31:03 PM »
Is it really him, or is it BIG BROTHER?

But the point really is, would your Yoshi egg participate ina Nekid World BMX Stunt Performance?
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« Reply #26 on: Jun 14, 2005, 08:30:24 AM »
You people are sick.  
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« Reply #27 on: Jun 14, 2005, 11:33:21 AM »
Yeah, why aren't you? We are infectious!!!
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #28 on: Jun 15, 2005, 05:01:52 PM »
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But the point really is, would your Yoshi egg participate ina Nekid World BMX Stunt Performance?
It very well could.  Unless it's one of those blue eggs...  Those really stick more to the water sports.
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« Reply #29 on: Jun 15, 2005, 06:11:52 PM »
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But the point really is, would your Yoshi egg participate ina Nekid World BMX Stunt Performance?
It very well could.  Unless it's one of those blue eggs...  Those really stick more to the water sports.
? Blue eggs make you FLY.  You've NEVER fucking played Super Mario World.  Stupid head.
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