Author Topic: Dert You Filthy Motherfucker (Read 6900 times)

Extra Zero · « **on:** Jun 12, 2005, 12:16:25 AM »

The one night you're actually on Live, you fucking sign off just as I sign on...

Max Con · « **Reply #1 on:** Jun 12, 2005, 02:04:35 AM »

I haven't even been able to connect to his games since last night for some stupid reason.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #2 on:** Jun 12, 2005, 10:57:25 PM »

Hopefully I'll be able to stay online tonight, but my ride for tomorrow wants to go back up tonight. I have to see my mommy tomorrow for her birthday.

Derrick · « **Reply #3 on:** Jun 12, 2005, 11:32:07 PM »

Dorks.

*plays with his plastic lightsaber*

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Jun 12, 2005, 11:58:28 PM »

Sick.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #5 on:** Jun 13, 2005, 01:09:00 PM »

I'm at my mom's house right now, from where all of my posts pre-last-summer came from.

I get to have more sex than all the rest of you. Well, with one likely exception.

Derrick · « **Reply #6 on:** Jun 13, 2005, 01:23:37 PM »

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I'm at my mom's house right now, from where all of my posts pre-last-summer came from.

I get to have more sex than all the rest of you. Well, with one likely exception.

You're fucking your Mom?

And I dunno about Faye, but I definately get more than you.

Fiero · « **Reply #7 on:** Jun 13, 2005, 02:46:00 PM »

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I'm at my mom's house right now, from where all of my posts pre-last-summer came from.

I get to have more sex than all the rest of you. Well, with one likely exception.
You're fucking your Mom?

And I dunno about Faye, but I definately get more than you.

I could get more if I wanted it.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #8 on:** Jun 13, 2005, 04:12:50 PM »

I can't afford any.

blanktoe · « **Reply #9 on:** Jun 13, 2005, 04:40:08 PM »

I download mine.

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Jun 13, 2005, 06:37:12 PM »

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I'm at my mom's house right now, from where all of my posts pre-last-summer came from.

I get to have more sex than all the rest of you. Well, with one likely exception.

Because you're at your mom's house?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #11 on:** Jun 13, 2005, 08:25:16 PM »

Poor Dert.

B E C K · « **Reply #12 on:** Jun 13, 2005, 08:56:05 PM »

Unless his mom is hot....

Extra Zero · « **Reply #13 on:** Jun 13, 2005, 09:01:59 PM »

He'll put a railroad spike through your head if you talk smack about his mama.

Derrick · « **Reply #14 on:** Jun 13, 2005, 09:10:12 PM »

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I'm at my mom's house right now, from where all of my posts pre-last-summer came from.

I get to have more sex than all the rest of you. Well, with one likely exception.
You're fucking your Mom?

And I dunno about Faye, but I definately get more than you.
I could get more if I wanted it.

What are you, a freak? Who doesn't want it?

The D · « **Reply #15 on:** Jun 13, 2005, 09:35:21 PM »

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Dorks.

*plays with his plastic lightsaber*

what, was your real lightsaber burned off when you were on fire?

blanktoe · « **Reply #16 on:** Jun 13, 2005, 09:45:54 PM »

That's a good question. Do you only bang robots now?

B E C K · « **Reply #17 on:** Jun 13, 2005, 11:14:31 PM »

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Dorks.

*plays with his plastic lightsaber*
what, was your real lightsaber burned off when you were on fire?

I had assumed so.

Max Con · « **Reply #18 on:** Jun 14, 2005, 02:40:14 AM »

Sorry Dert!

My whole internet went *kapowie*

MegatronYES · « **Reply #19 on:** Jun 14, 2005, 03:33:17 AM »

Apparently.Saduka's a fucking whiner.

Merla · « **Reply #20 on:** Jun 14, 2005, 08:24:22 AM »

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I'm at my mom's house right now, from where all of my posts pre-last-summer came from.

I get to have more sex than all the rest of you. Well, with one likely exception.
You're fucking your Mom?

And I dunno about Faye, but I definately get more than you.
I could get more if I wanted it.
What are you, a freak? Who doesn't want it?

**wants some** Why must I be so goody-goody? Sometimes I wish I was sluty-sluty. **rolls eyes**

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #21 on:** Jun 14, 2005, 10:03:08 AM »

Hahahahaha.

Derrick · « **Reply #22 on:** Jun 14, 2005, 11:37:00 AM »

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**wants some** Why must I be so goody-goody? Sometimes I wish I was sluty-sluty. **rolls eyes**

You're a chick. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO GIVES IT OUT!!!

>.< You have it, just be nice and share.

Derrick · « **Reply #23 on:** Jun 14, 2005, 11:39:54 AM »

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Dorks.

*plays with his plastic lightsaber*
what, was your real lightsaber burned off when you were on fire?

Wow. A 'lightsaber = penis' joke. Last time I heard a finely crafted joke like that I was killing the kids. But seriously, that was a good joke, the first time I heard it, from a Pokemon fan. The humor of 8 year olds cross over so well, Im gonna sit here and contemplate the similarities that plastic lightsabers and cocks have.

B E C K · « **Reply #24 on:** Jun 15, 2005, 05:06:38 PM »

And there are many... such as both running on C batteries, both shining light on a darkened hallway, and both slicing Darth Maul in half.

Derrick · « **Reply #25 on:** Jun 15, 2005, 05:33:19 PM »

WTF cut of Episode one did you see?