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« on: Jun 10, 2005, 03:38:21 PM »
http://www.panicstruckpro.com/revelations/revelations.html

I decided to download the fan-made independant St*r WarzzZZ film that came out before Episode III. I wouldn't reccomend it for dialup users as it's 250mb.

It was somewhat impressive though.

Graphics:
Amazing for a fan film. The special effects look pretty realistic at times, so that they'll be standing in a gravel pit or something, and it'll look like another planet, complete with shuttles, spacecraft, and buildings in the background.

Acting, lines, lightsaber battles:
So so. The dialoge was a little worse than the dialoge of Episode III. The swordfighting looked corny. But at least they have an excuse that they're untrained actors, so they don't know how to act, write good plot and dialoge, or do proper sword fighting. Lucas doesn't have that excuse. He's just a moron.

Graphics-wise, it's nice. Acting-wise... it's a bunch of St*r WarzzZZ nerds. Plot-wise.. it needs a little work. Lightsaber-wise, the lightsabers look realisitic yet the fighting looks like people waving sticks at each other. And the Emperor's Hand is fugging ugly. She looks like an ugly Anna Nicole and has a bigger chin than Jay Leno.

I'd say it's only worth a download if you have broadband. Even then it's only eyecandy.

Am I being unnecessary cruel with my opinions of things? I chew out Episode III, I say ROD is shit, and I'm disappointed with this.
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« Reply #1 on: Jun 10, 2005, 06:55:14 PM »
I've seen it. Fat people pretending to be Jedi's isn't fun to watch.
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« Reply #2 on: Jun 11, 2005, 03:16:07 PM »
some people just have too much free time -_-

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« Reply #3 on: Jun 12, 2005, 11:06:23 PM »
Why is there just a god damned button to download the fucking file instead of all these shit snack mirrors?
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« Reply #4 on: Jun 12, 2005, 11:22:34 PM »
Someone post a link to the high quality version of Revelations that actuallly god fucking works.
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« Reply #5 on: Jun 13, 2005, 01:35:59 AM »
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some people just have too much free time -_-
Doug or the weirdos who made a St*r WarzzZZ movie?

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« Reply #6 on: Jun 13, 2005, 01:43:03 AM »
Can't it be both?

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« Reply #7 on: Jun 13, 2005, 01:47:44 AM »
Well we know it is both, I was just wondering if she meant it that way.

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« Reply #8 on: Jun 13, 2005, 08:53:00 AM »
...what is wrong with St*r WarzzZZ dorks?

*plays with his lego TIE fighter* ZOOM!
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
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« Reply #9 on: Jun 13, 2005, 10:37:43 AM »
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...what is wrong with St*r WarzzZZ dorks?

*plays with his lego TIE fighter* ZOOM!
But, see, Legos make you think, that's okay.
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« Reply #10 on: Jun 13, 2005, 04:38:34 PM »
Xevoz were better.

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« Reply #11 on: Jun 13, 2005, 06:39:39 PM »
Legos are godly.

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« Reply #12 on: Jun 13, 2005, 07:35:06 PM »
XEVOZ WERE T3h Awesome.
And Rodimus, Wave 4 goodness!!

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #13 on: Jun 13, 2005, 07:56:02 PM »
WORD! I hope there's a wave 5. Even if it is only solf on Hasbro's website. It would have been awesome if they had extened the line into G.I. Joe, TF and St*r WarzzZZ.

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« Reply #14 on: Jun 13, 2005, 08:26:53 PM »
Seriously. Clone Trooper Xevoz? I'd've bought that up right quick. I managed to snag two InfiLtraitors and two Frankenpunkers. Plan to put one of each up on ebay to recoup some monetary losses.
Also, I hope they make that proposed "Ursa Major" one. I'd love a bear Xevoz to kitbash with the Thunder Shaman.
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« Reply #15 on: Jun 13, 2005, 09:08:29 PM »
You dorks.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #16 on: Jun 13, 2005, 09:32:23 PM »
They lost me at " Xevoz were better. "
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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« Reply #17 on: Jun 13, 2005, 10:12:50 PM »
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Also, I hope they make that proposed "Ursa Major" one. I'd love a bear Xevoz to kitbash with the Thunder Shaman.
Know where I can see a picture of it?

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« Reply #18 on: Jun 13, 2005, 11:26:55 PM »
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Also, I hope they make that proposed "Ursa Major" one. I'd love a bear Xevoz to kitbash with the Thunder Shaman.
Know where I can see a picture of it?
RAAWWRR!
Get a little closer let it fold
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« Reply #19 on: Jun 13, 2005, 11:42:48 PM »
chuckle ha laugh snort

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« Reply #20 on: Jun 14, 2005, 08:28:17 AM »
Oh man for a second there I thought they were writing in another language.  :joe:  

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« Reply #21 on: Jun 14, 2005, 09:54:26 AM »
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Also, I hope they make that proposed "Ursa Major" one. I'd love a bear Xevoz to kitbash with the Thunder Shaman.
Know where I can see a picture of it?
Man, They never released pics of the proposed Wave 5, all they had were names like:
Goregoyle Vs. HelioArcher
Ursa Major Vs. Saber Paw
Attaknid
Some sort of Bushidoish Sectoid name...
Machette Mech
Rockahuna
Some sort of turtle Reptosaur...

......Check out Google for a forum called "Xevolution". They have latest and such news.

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« Reply #22 on: Jun 14, 2005, 11:34:29 AM »
Wow. Triumph needs to interview you.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #23 on: Jun 14, 2005, 10:28:12 PM »
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I've seen it. Fat people pretending to be Jedi's isn't fun to watch.
like the prequels, it has shitty acting and great special effects. The followers take after their master.

So if computer graphics make you jizz, it's worth a download.


Dert, just look for it on p2p, it will probably download faster that way.
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« Reply #24 on: Jun 14, 2005, 10:45:35 PM »
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Wow. Triumph needs to interview you.
You can't talk Mr. Darth Man Sauce WEARER!

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« Reply #25 on: Jun 14, 2005, 10:56:41 PM »
FTW!?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #26 on: Jun 15, 2005, 09:09:04 AM »
Yeah. You need a machine to BREATH.

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« Reply #27 on: Jun 15, 2005, 11:02:38 AM »
my hand smells like weed and yet i dont smoke

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« Reply #28 on: Jun 15, 2005, 11:05:24 AM »
My hand smells like Ozone.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #29 on: Jun 15, 2005, 11:48:51 AM »
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my hand smells like weed and yet i dont smoke
Been scratching?
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