--- Registration is open. Gib Cialis? ---

Author Topic: Dert, I did a Vestras Pic  (Read 7103 times)

Extra Zero

  • Member #8
  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 3988
  • Owl Pellets: -1
  • Not Today.
    • View Profile
Dert, I did a Vestras Pic
« on: Jun 10, 2005, 11:58:29 AM »
You might like it, but I'm sure old Pencil-ass won't.

-Remember teens, smoking makes pregnant women look cool!-

MegatronYES

  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Abused By Alec Baldwin
  • ******
  • Posts: 2390
  • Owl Pellets: 2
    • View Profile
Dert, I did a Vestras Pic
« Reply #1 on: Jun 10, 2005, 01:36:26 PM »
Words cannot begin. You may never understand just how funny that is.
Call me..... the Tide Hunter

ChelseySuzie

  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Bicurious Italian Plumber
  • *****
  • Posts: 1316
  • Owl Pellets: 9
  • Walking with a Ghost
    • View Profile
    • http://www.livejournal.com/users/chelseysuzie
Dert, I did a Vestras Pic
« Reply #2 on: Jun 10, 2005, 02:06:29 PM »
I laughed for a good minute after that.
The wife forgave the mistress for she only entertained.

B E C K

  • ❀ EN SABAH NURIKO ❀
  • Administrator
  • Your Personal Jesus
  • ********
  • Posts: 22822
  • Owl Pellets: 888
  • I ♥ 高橋 啓介!
    • View Profile
    • Rabbit In A Suit
Dert, I did a Vestras Pic
« Reply #3 on: Jun 11, 2005, 12:51:23 AM »
I dun get it.  Who's w/ Hitler?

blanktoe

  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Abused By Alec Baldwin
  • ******
  • Posts: 2121
  • Owl Pellets: 12000
    • View Profile
Dert, I did a Vestras Pic
« Reply #4 on: Jun 11, 2005, 01:19:48 AM »
I think it has something to do with Faye. I could be wrong.

Extra Zero

  • Member #8
  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 3988
  • Owl Pellets: -1
  • Not Today.
    • View Profile
Dert, I did a Vestras Pic
« Reply #5 on: Jun 11, 2005, 01:22:38 AM »
Quote
Words cannot begin. You may never understand just how funny that is.
Excellent.
-Remember teens, smoking makes pregnant women look cool!-

blanktoe

  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Abused By Alec Baldwin
  • ******
  • Posts: 2121
  • Owl Pellets: 12000
    • View Profile
Dert, I did a Vestras Pic
« Reply #6 on: Jun 11, 2005, 01:27:17 AM »
I guess it's not a Faye joke.

Extra Zero

  • Member #8
  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 3988
  • Owl Pellets: -1
  • Not Today.
    • View Profile
Dert, I did a Vestras Pic
« Reply #7 on: Jun 11, 2005, 03:48:55 AM »
No it is not.
-Remember teens, smoking makes pregnant women look cool!-

Fiero

  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 7318
  • Owl Pellets: 2004
    • View Profile
    • Inert Itinerant
Dert, I did a Vestras Pic
« Reply #8 on: Jun 11, 2005, 07:35:28 AM »
Quite funny.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

Derrick

  • Remember...
  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 5635
  • Owl Pellets: 116
    • View Profile
    • Myspace
Dert, I did a Vestras Pic
« Reply #9 on: Jun 11, 2005, 01:27:53 PM »
Quote
I guess it's not a Faye joke.
Yeah, who the fuck is Vestras?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

Faye Valentine

  • Peruvian Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 7837
  • Owl Pellets: 2105
    • View Profile
Dert, I did a Vestras Pic
« Reply #10 on: Jun 11, 2005, 03:10:47 PM »
Quote
I think it has something to do with Faye. I could be wrong.
??
who's Dert, to begin with?

MegatronYES

  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Abused By Alec Baldwin
  • ******
  • Posts: 2390
  • Owl Pellets: 2
    • View Profile
Dert, I did a Vestras Pic
« Reply #11 on: Jun 12, 2005, 10:58:32 PM »
Dert is I. Vestras is an Allsparker, and an IRL aquaintance of mine.

You are attractive.
Call me..... the Tide Hunter

Fiero

  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 7318
  • Owl Pellets: 2004
    • View Profile
    • Inert Itinerant
Dert, I did a Vestras Pic
« Reply #12 on: Jun 12, 2005, 11:17:54 PM »
Quote
You are attractive.  I want to have your babies and serve you fine wine on the terrace while I rub your back, hoping desperatly that maybe, just maybe, I might make it to first base.
Damn right, me too.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

Derrick

  • Remember...
  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 5635
  • Owl Pellets: 116
    • View Profile
    • Myspace
Dert, I did a Vestras Pic
« Reply #13 on: Jun 12, 2005, 11:35:11 PM »
Why don't you two fuck each other? Then you'll get the penis you secretly crave.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

MegatronYES

  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Abused By Alec Baldwin
  • ******
  • Posts: 2390
  • Owl Pellets: 2
    • View Profile
Dert, I did a Vestras Pic
« Reply #14 on: Jun 13, 2005, 01:02:39 PM »
Oh yeah? I'll crave your penis.
Call me..... the Tide Hunter

Derrick

  • Remember...
  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 5635
  • Owl Pellets: 116
    • View Profile
    • Myspace
Dert, I did a Vestras Pic
« Reply #15 on: Jun 13, 2005, 01:22:22 PM »
Gay.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

Extra Zero

  • Member #8
  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 3988
  • Owl Pellets: -1
  • Not Today.
    • View Profile
Dert, I did a Vestras Pic
« Reply #16 on: Jun 13, 2005, 05:44:07 PM »
You know you'd take it, rough and painful.
-Remember teens, smoking makes pregnant women look cool!-

MegatronYES

  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Abused By Alec Baldwin
  • ******
  • Posts: 2390
  • Owl Pellets: 2
    • View Profile
Dert, I did a Vestras Pic
« Reply #17 on: Jun 13, 2005, 06:19:04 PM »
Yeah. Fag.
Call me..... the Tide Hunter

B E C K

  • ❀ EN SABAH NURIKO ❀
  • Administrator
  • Your Personal Jesus
  • ********
  • Posts: 22822
  • Owl Pellets: 888
  • I ♥ 高橋 啓介!
    • View Profile
    • Rabbit In A Suit
Dert, I did a Vestras Pic
« Reply #18 on: Jun 13, 2005, 06:21:43 PM »
That is not hot.  That is not hot at all.

Extra Zero

  • Member #8
  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 3988
  • Owl Pellets: -1
  • Not Today.
    • View Profile
Dert, I did a Vestras Pic
« Reply #19 on: Jun 13, 2005, 09:06:09 PM »
You'd probably still watch.
-Remember teens, smoking makes pregnant women look cool!-

B E C K

  • ❀ EN SABAH NURIKO ❀
  • Administrator
  • Your Personal Jesus
  • ********
  • Posts: 22822
  • Owl Pellets: 888
  • I ♥ 高橋 啓介!
    • View Profile
    • Rabbit In A Suit
Dert, I did a Vestras Pic
« Reply #20 on: Jun 13, 2005, 11:16:28 PM »
Maybe a horrified peek or two, but certainly nothing attentive-like.

MegatronYES

  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Abused By Alec Baldwin
  • ******
  • Posts: 2390
  • Owl Pellets: 2
    • View Profile
Dert, I did a Vestras Pic
« Reply #21 on: Jun 14, 2005, 03:36:06 AM »
Does your sexy new hair grant you remote-viewing-blondeness-type-sexy powers?
Call me..... the Tide Hunter

Merla

  • Administrator
  • Bicurious Italian Plumber
  • ********
  • Posts: 1153
  • Owl Pellets: 666
    • View Profile
Dert, I did a Vestras Pic
« Reply #22 on: Jun 14, 2005, 08:19:02 AM »
Quote
Oh yeah? I'll crave your penis.
eh?!?!  What?!?!  NO. Ewwwww....  X_X  

Derrick

  • Remember...
  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 5635
  • Owl Pellets: 116
    • View Profile
    • Myspace
Dert, I did a Vestras Pic
« Reply #23 on: Jun 14, 2005, 11:31:50 AM »
I am still traumatized.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

Faye Valentine

  • Peruvian Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 7837
  • Owl Pellets: 2105
    • View Profile
Dert, I did a Vestras Pic
« Reply #24 on: Jun 14, 2005, 12:19:32 PM »
Quote
Quote
You are attractive.  I want to have your babies and serve you fine wine on the terrace while I rub your back, hoping desperatly that maybe, just maybe, I might make it to first base.
Damn right, me too.
was that for moi?

Fiero

  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 7318
  • Owl Pellets: 2004
    • View Profile
    • Inert Itinerant
Dert, I did a Vestras Pic
« Reply #25 on: Jun 14, 2005, 09:53:58 PM »
Quote
Quote
Quote
You are attractive.  I want to have your babies and serve you fine wine on the terrace while I rub your back, hoping desperatly that maybe, just maybe, I might make it to first base.
Damn right, me too.
was that for moi?
I believe so.  <3
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

B E C K

  • ❀ EN SABAH NURIKO ❀
  • Administrator
  • Your Personal Jesus
  • ********
  • Posts: 22822
  • Owl Pellets: 888
  • I ♥ 高橋 啓介!
    • View Profile
    • Rabbit In A Suit
Dert, I did a Vestras Pic
« Reply #26 on: Jun 15, 2005, 05:19:09 PM »
Quote
Does your sexy new hair grant you remote-viewing-blondeness-type-sexy powers?
Sometimes.  Just the other day, I saw two squirrels.  Neither one had a bra on.