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« Reply #120 on: Jul 02, 2005, 08:39:33 PM »
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i like beards only if they are short and ONLY if the guy has long hair too. Kinda like Jesus
So you want to fuck Jesus?   :blink:  

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« Reply #121 on: Jul 02, 2005, 08:59:42 PM »
noo WAAYY

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« Reply #122 on: Jul 02, 2005, 09:27:23 PM »
But Jesus has great abs, great abs!
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #123 on: Jul 03, 2005, 04:34:41 AM »
You know, Faye. I have long hair now. It looks just like Hayden Christensen's in Revenge of the Sith.
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« Reply #124 on: Jul 03, 2005, 09:20:10 AM »
i've never seen that one, i dont even know who that guy is lol

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« Reply #125 on: Jul 03, 2005, 01:53:36 PM »
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As Anakin Skywalker.


As (something) Glass.
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« Reply #126 on: Jul 03, 2005, 02:35:42 PM »
You have long hair now? I don't even know what you look like with any hair.

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« Reply #127 on: Jul 03, 2005, 02:36:34 PM »
And a mustache and a beard. And body mass.
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« Reply #128 on: Jul 03, 2005, 03:31:03 PM »
first pic: he looks high
second pic: he loosk like a dooork

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« Reply #129 on: Jul 03, 2005, 05:05:41 PM »
Yeah, but the point is that he' sexy, and the first picture is what my hair looks like.
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« Reply #130 on: Jul 03, 2005, 05:26:35 PM »
Do you mean Stephen Glass?  The guy who wrote fake stories for some Washington newspaper?

I read his book, I want to see the movie but I forget what it's called.
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« Reply #131 on: Jul 03, 2005, 05:47:12 PM »
Shattered Glass. I'll rent it tomorrow and tell you about it.
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« Reply #132 on: Jul 03, 2005, 08:57:32 PM »
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And a mustache and a beard. And body mass.
Are you still limping and wearing an ill fitted camouflage uniform cause otherwise I'd have no way of recognizing you at all.

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« Reply #133 on: Jul 04, 2005, 03:10:02 AM »
I limp.
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« Reply #134 on: Jul 04, 2005, 12:36:01 PM »
I limp after walking too long because then my knee starts hurting.
The wife forgave the mistress for she only entertained.

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« Reply #135 on: Jul 04, 2005, 10:23:12 PM »
I limp when I have a raging hard on.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #136 on: Jul 05, 2005, 02:14:53 AM »
Chelsey, we dont' have any rental copies. Just four scratched PRPs.
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« Reply #137 on: Jul 05, 2005, 11:36:54 AM »
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I limp when I have a raging hard on because it feels like having a splinter in my thigh.
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« Reply #138 on: Jul 05, 2005, 12:00:32 PM »
Read, "I'm limp when I have a raging hard on"  :wacko:  
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« Reply #139 on: Jul 05, 2005, 12:14:26 PM »
Papa sucks at quoting. Faye could have done better.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #140 on: Jul 05, 2005, 09:21:50 PM »
For sucking, it sure was funny.

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« Reply #141 on: Jul 05, 2005, 10:25:51 PM »
It was pretty funny.
The wife forgave the mistress for she only entertained.

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« Reply #142 on: Jul 05, 2005, 10:27:33 PM »
Faye's done better, which is sad.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #143 on: Jul 06, 2005, 10:19:23 AM »
i've never quoted someone and changed his/her words.

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« Reply #144 on: Jul 06, 2005, 01:58:25 PM »
But you've made a better insult.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.