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« Reply #90 on: Jun 23, 2005, 11:12:13 PM »
I just don't want to load an entire fuckign page on my dialup just because Your Dumbass-ness can't link to the image itself.
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

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« Reply #91 on: Jun 24, 2005, 12:40:13 AM »
It's not my fault you can't afford high-speed.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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« Reply #92 on: Jun 24, 2005, 04:42:03 AM »
It is my fault, though. And I'm sorry.
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« Reply #93 on: Jun 24, 2005, 10:59:19 AM »
That's what you get for stealing Doug's credit cards.


*ganks Doug's piggy bank*
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« Reply #94 on: Jun 26, 2005, 05:46:01 PM »
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I just don't want to load an entire fuckign page on my dialup just because Your Dumbass-ness can't link to the image itself.
then dont click it and stop bitching.
GOD how can a guy be so fucking annoying

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« Reply #95 on: Jun 26, 2005, 07:23:25 PM »
He needs more hairless sex. But then, so do I. Shaving = HAWT
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I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #96 on: Jun 27, 2005, 11:36:41 AM »
So shave already.  Legs, too.  :P  Keep the relationship full of surprises!
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« Reply #97 on: Jun 27, 2005, 03:25:08 PM »
Do you know how much time it takes me to shave my legs and ass?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #98 on: Jun 27, 2005, 06:30:20 PM »
guys with no hair: YAY!

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« Reply #99 on: Jun 27, 2005, 07:23:20 PM »
You don't like a manly hairy chest?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #100 on: Jun 27, 2005, 07:48:13 PM »
fuck no. it should aaall be shaven....although is better if hair doesn't grow in your chest at ALL. i was dating this guy who shaved his hair all the time...sometimes when he wouldnt shave it , it would be so harsh. it would feel like his cheeks

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« Reply #101 on: Jun 28, 2005, 09:11:57 AM »
I saw a guy who had shaved for swimming last summer and he had nasty razor bumps all over his chest.  Looked like chicken pox.  

I do draw the line at back hair.  That shit would have to go.  :x
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« Reply #102 on: Jun 28, 2005, 06:27:53 PM »
I wanna get facial electrolysis. I can't stand my facial hair >.<
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #103 on: Jun 29, 2005, 04:53:34 AM »
I'm typing this without any clothes on.
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« Reply #104 on: Jun 29, 2005, 08:30:37 AM »
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I'm typing this without any clothes on.
 :blink:  :lol:  How the hell did he manage that?  Will wonders never cease.

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« Reply #105 on: Jun 29, 2005, 08:14:12 PM »
Im often nekid while at home. Soon I can't do that =.=
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #106 on: Jul 01, 2005, 03:13:15 AM »
I didn't even close the window.
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« Reply #107 on: Jul 01, 2005, 09:20:29 AM »
....I'm hoping you typed with your FINGERS at least.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #108 on: Jul 01, 2005, 09:21:22 AM »
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Im often nekid while at home. Soon I can't do that =.=
Are you getting married or something?

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #109 on: Jul 01, 2005, 01:37:10 PM »
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I'm typing this without any clothes on.

If you were typing it with no hair, Faye wuld be right over.  :P  
 
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« Reply #110 on: Jul 01, 2005, 01:50:40 PM »
LOL DAMN STRAIGHT! no chest hair, thats the way to go

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« Reply #111 on: Jul 01, 2005, 05:07:09 PM »
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Im often nekid while at home. Soon I can't do that =.=
Are you getting married or something?
Parents staying with me for a month -.-
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #112 on: Jul 01, 2005, 08:57:29 PM »
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Im often nekid while at home. Soon I can't do that =.=
Are you getting married or something?
Parents staying with me for a month -.-
Tsk. What about this Kari woman you've mentioned? She seems decent! She has to be a saint to put up with you, anyway.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #113 on: Jul 01, 2005, 10:12:41 PM »
We might be getting married after I graduate, only so she can have health insurance since her Dad's tricare will run out for her around then.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #114 on: Jul 01, 2005, 10:49:24 PM »
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LOL DAMN STRAIGHT! no chest hair, thats the way to go
What about beards? I know you like long hair.
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« Reply #115 on: Jul 02, 2005, 09:50:56 AM »
My beard is the best beard on this board.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #116 on: Jul 02, 2005, 10:55:23 AM »
i like beards only if they are short and ONLY if the guy has long hair too. Kinda like Jesus

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« Reply #117 on: Jul 02, 2005, 12:18:56 PM »
Jesus is overrated.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #118 on: Jul 02, 2005, 02:15:12 PM »
yeah, I'm just worshipping E from now on. Man, I need a fucking webcam.
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« Reply #119 on: Jul 02, 2005, 06:04:38 PM »
...I don't know if I like being the object of worship. It'd require me to ...like....Dress all holy or something, and frankly my version of holywear includes jean shorts and a green shirt with paint on it....oh and boots. No robes here before 8:00pm.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.