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« Reply #60 on: Jun 08, 2005, 03:34:27 PM »
I didnt want one but it was free,so, i took it.
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« Reply #61 on: Jun 08, 2005, 06:18:47 PM »
I don't have a cell phone. I don't want one until they make the ultimate cell phone experience. It would take pictures and video, send text message, surf the web, do your taxes, iron your clothes, order you food before you even get hungry, teach you to salsa, and turn into a robot and/or car, and answer to the name Starscream. ONLY Starscream no matter what you decided to name it.

Emilie de Ravin also played Curupira in the Beastmaster TV series. That was a bad picture of her. She's really pretty. This pic is from a few years ago when she was on Roswell.
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« Reply #62 on: Jun 08, 2005, 07:14:06 PM »
You want Starscream in your pocket?  Gay.
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« Reply #63 on: Jun 08, 2005, 08:36:34 PM »
He cant be too gay. He left out butt plug.
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« Reply #64 on: Jun 08, 2005, 09:07:40 PM »
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« Reply #65 on: Jun 08, 2005, 09:25:27 PM »
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Am I the only person here who doesn't have a Cell phone, nor wants one?
You live out in the middle of nowhere with emus. You probably wouldn't even get a phone signal. Then what would you do with it?
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« Reply #66 on: Jun 08, 2005, 10:36:28 PM »
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Am I the only person here who doesn't have a Cell phone, nor wants one?
You live out in the middle of nowhere with emus. You probably wouldn't even get a phone signal. Then what would you do with it?
You obviously didn't know that Emus have natural cellphone boosters.
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« Reply #67 on: Jun 08, 2005, 11:30:30 PM »
They also make a nice noise when you fuck them. Voice chatting with E can be fun.
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« Reply #68 on: Jun 09, 2005, 09:58:09 AM »
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« Reply #69 on: Jun 10, 2005, 02:51:46 AM »
My nose is longer than yours.
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« Reply #70 on: Jun 10, 2005, 09:23:44 AM »
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Am I the only person here who doesn't have a Cell phone, nor wants one?
You live out in the middle of nowhere with emus. You probably wouldn't even get a phone signal. Then what would you do with it?
You obviously didn't know that Emus have natural cellphone boosters.
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« Reply #71 on: Jun 20, 2005, 12:53:55 PM »
This should make Nuri feel better.  :P

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« Reply #72 on: Jun 20, 2005, 04:40:06 PM »
Is yours red, too?

My phone is starting to piss me off.  The clock on it insists on being ten minutes behind, no matter how many times I set it.  This thing isn't even a year old yet, it shouldn't be pooping out like this.
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« Reply #73 on: Jun 20, 2005, 07:07:45 PM »
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« Reply #74 on: Jun 20, 2005, 07:22:38 PM »
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Is yours red, too?

My phone is starting to piss me off.  The clock on it insists on being ten minutes behind, no matter how many times I set it.  This thing isn't even a year old yet, it shouldn't be pooping out like this.
your cell phone doesn't program automatically? Time to upgrade girl.
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« Reply #75 on: Jun 21, 2005, 10:04:50 AM »
hey dude!! Her ass ain't paying for it.  
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« Reply #76 on: Jun 21, 2005, 10:15:21 AM »
really?  I had no idea.  :rolleyes:  
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« Reply #77 on: Jun 21, 2005, 11:51:47 AM »
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Is yours red, too?

No, kind of dark irridescent blue.  When my crappy AT&T/Cingular contract ends in October, I'm going with whoever wants to entice me the most, so there's no sense in upgrading at this point.

 
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« Reply #78 on: Jun 21, 2005, 08:31:22 PM »
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Is yours red, too?

My phone is starting to piss me off.  The clock on it insists on being ten minutes behind, no matter how many times I set it.  This thing isn't even a year old yet, it shouldn't be pooping out like this.
your cell phone doesn't program automatically? Time to upgrade girl.
What do you mean "program automatically"?  If you mean it programs itself to be ten minutes behind no matter what I do so that it pisses me the fuck off, then yes it does.
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« Reply #79 on: Jun 21, 2005, 08:42:08 PM »
You overcharge, and you should buy a new battery.
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« Reply #80 on: Jun 21, 2005, 08:49:17 PM »
Really?  How do you know that, Lord Vader?
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« Reply #81 on: Jun 21, 2005, 09:32:02 PM »
Because when people overcharge, their battery life fails.
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« Reply #82 on: Jun 21, 2005, 09:40:18 PM »
Try again Faye:
http://www.mobilephonecrazy.co.uk/images/motorola_v500.jpg

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« Reply #83 on: Jun 21, 2005, 09:52:21 PM »
probably when you posted that kiddie pr0n.
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I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #84 on: Jun 21, 2005, 11:01:28 PM »
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Try again Faye:
http://www.mobilephonecrazy.co.uk/images/motorola_v500.jpg

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« Reply #85 on: Jun 21, 2005, 11:14:02 PM »
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Try again Faye:
http://www.mobilephonecrazy.co.uk/images/motorola_v500.jpg

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« Reply #86 on: Jun 22, 2005, 11:08:43 AM »
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Try again Faye:
http://www.mobilephonecrazy.co.uk/images/motorola_v500.jpg

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i fail?what??
Because you linked to a page instead of an image.  Some people hate that.
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« Reply #87 on: Jun 22, 2005, 03:35:47 PM »
well sucks for him cause i dont care
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« Reply #88 on: Jun 22, 2005, 11:09:22 PM »
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well sucks for him cause i dont care
You shouldn't, he apparantly doesn't know what a scroll bar is.
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« Reply #89 on: Jun 23, 2005, 09:31:05 AM »
plus he's doug, so yeah.
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