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« on: May 28, 2005, 03:18:27 PM »
FUCKING BREEDER!

Where is she anyway? Here I posted that speech on the texas gay-marrage amendment for her, and she doesn't reply.
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2005, 08:34:58 PM »
I like Nana's Life. I don't think I could watch Elven Leid, though.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2005, 10:20:43 PM »
She was having some RL concerns and took a break.

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« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2005, 11:58:18 PM »
Great scott.

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« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2005, 12:47:18 AM »
Tomoyo's Room. Argh. I thought I had purged it from my mind once and for all. A pox on thee and thy house.

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« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2005, 01:14:53 AM »
Yeah, I mean, wow. That comic is cutely (and even erotically) depraved.

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« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2005, 03:14:44 AM »
:: reads comic ::

Wow.
Call me..... the Tide Hunter

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« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2005, 10:29:05 AM »
That's what my lesbian friends call me.
The wife forgave the mistress for she only entertained.

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« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2005, 11:39:47 AM »
You've never seen Tomoyo's room?

Have you seen Ghastly's comic and Sexy Losers?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2005, 03:32:24 AM »
I'm very familiar with Sexy Lose's, but that's all of these that I knew of.
Call me..... the Tide Hunter

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« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2005, 09:20:30 AM »
I had to sit next to a breeder yesterday at my old high school's graduation (I went to see my friends graduate).  Her two kids were under the age of five, and they were jumping up and down, crawling everywhere, and crying.

I think I made my point clear with annoyed body language and audible, disgruntled sighs.

And then the stupid bitch pulled out a Barbie laptop thing that played music and made noise during the retiring principal's speech.  Uh, hello... Some of us knew  him and would like to hear his final speech!
The wife forgave the mistress for she only entertained.

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« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2005, 10:33:07 AM »
Goddamn.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2005, 08:13:33 PM »
That comic... was.. dumb.  

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« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2005, 09:53:16 PM »
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I like Nana's Life. I don't think I could watch Elven Leid, though..
What's wrong with Elfen Lied? Besides the fact it has massive amounts of random violence? That's what makes it fun!

Chels, You're not a breeder unless you have lots of unprotected sex with lots of horny brainless men.


I'm suprised that no one has made light that I linked to a webcomic where the 11 year old star gets raped all the time.. and enjoys it.
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« Reply #14 on: Jun 01, 2005, 10:59:40 PM »
Yeah, well, I didn't bother to read the rest.

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« Reply #15 on: Jun 01, 2005, 11:25:12 PM »
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Yeah, well, I didn't bother to read the rest.
Ya, the one ya linked to kinda sucked, so I didn't bother reading anything else, it could be quite good for all I know, but I won't find out, and it's all your fault that this is a terrbily run-on sentence.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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« Reply #16 on: Jun 03, 2005, 11:18:29 PM »
A run-on sentence beats a double negative...  "Without God, I wouldn't be nothing."  That sent my brain into a loop for about five minutes.

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« Reply #17 on: Jun 20, 2005, 12:23:17 PM »
Thank you, D - I enjoyed them both immensely and passed the speech link on proudly. :)

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She was having some RL concerns and took a break.

Everything came out okay

And everything that wasn't okay came out.  :P

(insert little drum beat sound effect here)

And happy birthday to whoever had one!   :D



 
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« Reply #18 on: Jun 20, 2005, 12:34:37 PM »
We missed you, Bernie!
10,000 steps down, round and round. One night on the town and I'm hellbound ... Black oceans beneath, come and swallow me. My little tower, seal my fate. Help me pay back, end their hate. Black oceans beneath, come and swallow me

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« Reply #19 on: Jun 20, 2005, 12:39:39 PM »
Max!  :wub:  
Tortures end me,
Death befriends me.
Of all the pains, the greatest pain
is to love, and love in vain.

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« Reply #20 on: Jun 20, 2005, 01:40:12 PM »
:huh: I missed you too...
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« Reply #21 on: Jun 20, 2005, 03:49:41 PM »
Yay!  Bernie's back!  :bernie:

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« Reply #22 on: Jun 20, 2005, 05:23:35 PM »
Let's have an orgy!!  Uh, I mean, uh, let's get drunk!!
[size=8]then the orgy, yess![/size]
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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« Reply #23 on: Jun 20, 2005, 06:53:26 PM »
I'M IN!!

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« Reply #24 on: Jun 20, 2005, 10:49:09 PM »
Whee!  Drunken sex fest ala Bernie!
The wife forgave the mistress for she only entertained.

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« Reply #25 on: Jun 20, 2005, 11:11:20 PM »
this could turn into the greatest thread ever!  :tom:  

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« Reply #26 on: Jun 21, 2005, 12:50:31 AM »
Wow, I used to have cyber sex when I was like 14, but I never thought about doing it with a bunch of people.
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« Reply #27 on: Jun 21, 2005, 09:09:48 AM »
so last night i got sooooo drunk, im still drunk and its 10am. god bless absolut and miller  

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« Reply #28 on: Jun 21, 2005, 09:13:44 AM »
Yeah Bernie's back. **hugs**  :)


Booze and Orgies for all.   :lol:  

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« Reply #29 on: Jun 21, 2005, 09:20:14 AM »
I thought you typed Orges at first!   :lol:  
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