Author Topic: Episode 3 (Read 18493 times)

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #30 on:** May 23, 2005, 07:13:01 PM »

I honestly would be interested in seeing an Episode III written and directed by D.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #31 on:** May 23, 2005, 07:37:54 PM »

I'd be afraid to see what Anakin does to the Younglings...

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #32 on:** May 23, 2005, 07:40:57 PM »

ZING.

B E C K · « **Reply #33 on:** May 24, 2005, 01:58:58 AM »

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I found Pademe's death to be stupid. And it doesn't explain how later on, Leia says she has memories of her mother, unless she's talking about Organa's wife.

Assuming Leia meant Padme, it would be because it's one of the fifty billion plotholes/mistakes Lucas made when he did the damn prequels.

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #34 on:** May 24, 2005, 06:13:43 AM »

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I found Pademe's death to be stupid. And it doesn't explain how later on, Leia says she has memories of her mother, unless she's talking about Organa's wife.
Assuming Leia meant Padme, it would be because it's one of the fifty billion plotholes/mistakes Lucas made when he did the damn prequels.

There are a bunch of explanations he can make up, though, so it's all good.

PapaMidnight · « **Reply #35 on:** May 24, 2005, 11:09:10 AM »

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I honestly would be interested in seeing an Episode III written and directed by D.

Star Whores

Sexisode I: The Phantom Man Ass
Sexisode II: Attached to the Bone
Sexisode III: Revenge of the Clit
Sexisode IV: A New Poke
Sexisode V: The Empire Strikes from the Back
Sexisode VI: Returning the Head-i

Darth Merla · « **Reply #36 on:** May 24, 2005, 01:55:39 PM »

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They should have disposed of the whole crappy love story and had Anakin lusting after Pademe and her rejecting him constantly, so he finally turns to the dark side and rapes her violently, getting her pregnant. Then when he finds out she's had babies he kills her or something.

Then it would connect with all the star wars geeks because I know they all never get sex and want to screw Portman.
It's no surprise that you think that way.
What would you perfer, a fake romance/love story and then anakin decides to turn evil and kill everybody in order to save his wife? Or would you rather have an angry, virgin, lonely hormone-driven lustful guy rape the women he wants to be with, and then flip out and go GTA-style on everyone else?

D... rape has nothing to do with sex, it's about powet and control. Some people think that just because certain body parts are involved that it's about sex. Come one I wouldn't hit you over the head with a rolling pin and call it cooking. Most men perfer a willing woman btw.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #37 on:** May 24, 2005, 07:15:49 PM »

Darth Merla?

The D · « **Reply #38 on:** May 24, 2005, 09:52:49 PM »

http://padme.ytmnd.com/

blanktoe · « **Reply #39 on:** May 24, 2005, 10:59:37 PM »

that's a keeper.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #40 on:** May 25, 2005, 12:43:57 AM »

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I'd be afraid to see what Anakin does to the Younglings...

those little teddy bears that run around should beware too!

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #41 on:** May 25, 2005, 04:53:21 AM »

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They should have disposed of the whole crappy love story and had Anakin lusting after Pademe and her rejecting him constantly, so he finally turns to the dark side and rapes her violently, getting her pregnant. Then when he finds out she's had babies he kills her or something.

Then it would connect with all the star wars geeks because I know they all never get sex and want to screw Portman.
It's no surprise that you think that way.
What would you perfer, a fake romance/love story and then anakin decides to turn evil and kill everybody in order to save his wife? Or would you rather have an angry, virgin, lonely hormone-driven lustful guy rape the women he wants to be with, and then flip out and go GTA-style on everyone else?
D... rape has nothing to do with sex, it's about powet and control. Some people think that just because certain body parts are involved that it's about sex. Come one I wouldn't hit you over the head with a rolling pin and call it cooking. Most men perfer a willing woman btw.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=rape

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #42 on:** May 25, 2005, 07:00:16 AM »

http://silentfilmstarwars.ytmnd.com/

B E C K · « **Reply #43 on:** May 26, 2005, 01:13:48 PM »

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I found Pademe's death to be stupid. And it doesn't explain how later on, Leia says she has memories of her mother, unless she's talking about Organa's wife.
Assuming Leia meant Padme, it would be because it's one of the fifty billion plotholes/mistakes Lucas made when he did the damn prequels.
There are a bunch of explanations he can make up, though, so it's all good.

No it's not, because they're never good explanations.

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What would you perfer, a fake romance/love story and then anakin decides to turn evil and kill everybody in order to save his wife? Or would you rather have an angry, virgin, lonely hormone-driven lustful guy rape the women he wants to be with, and then flip out and go GTA-style on everyone else?

I would also like to know where the fuck D gets the idea that it would be really groovy to see Darth Vader as some pathetic, angsty, enraged rapist, which many of us can easily see for free on Court TV. What about neither? I like that idea the best.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #44 on:** May 27, 2005, 09:16:32 AM »

Yah, Makes me wonder about the guy a bit...

MegatronYES · « **Reply #45 on:** May 27, 2005, 11:38:06 AM »

Don't get mad at him for thinking of rape as a plot device in general, get mad at him for thinking it would work here.

Derrick · « **Reply #46 on:** May 27, 2005, 04:43:04 PM »

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I found Pademe's death to be stupid. And it doesn't explain how later on, Leia says she has memories of her mother, unless she's talking about Organa's wife.
Assuming Leia meant Padme, it would be because it's one of the fifty billion plotholes/mistakes Lucas made when he did the damn prequels.

Lucas already said Leia did mean Padme, and her glimpse came from the force. People can make things float and fire lightning from their fingertips. Why can't a baby ID with the momma at the moment of birth?

MegatronYES · « **Reply #47 on:** May 27, 2005, 11:07:04 PM »

Yeah, no shit. :rolleyes:

Fiero · « **Reply #48 on:** May 28, 2005, 08:21:29 AM »

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I found Pademe's death to be stupid. And it doesn't explain how later on, Leia says she has memories of her mother, unless she's talking about Organa's wife.
Assuming Leia meant Padme, it would be because it's one of the fifty billion plotholes/mistakes Lucas made when he did the damn prequels.
Lucas already said Leia did mean Padme, and her glimpse came from the force. People can make things float and fire lightning from their fingertips. Why can't a baby ID with the momma at the moment of birth?

Weird. My buddy said the picture book had a shot of Padme smiling holding the babies before she died, and that was supposed to be the memory, but I geuss he's just a dumbass.

Derrick · « **Reply #49 on:** May 28, 2005, 09:36:04 AM »

Picture book? o.O He doesn't know how to read words?

B E C K · « **Reply #50 on:** May 28, 2005, 10:27:57 PM »

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I found Pademe's death to be stupid. And it doesn't explain how later on, Leia says she has memories of her mother, unless she's talking about Organa's wife.
Assuming Leia meant Padme, it would be because it's one of the fifty billion plotholes/mistakes Lucas made when he did the damn prequels.
Lucas already said Leia did mean Padme, and her glimpse came from the force. People can make things float and fire lightning from their fingertips. Why can't a baby ID with the momma at the moment of birth?

Because that's just stupid. Lucas is full of shit.

Derrick · « **Reply #51 on:** May 28, 2005, 11:14:11 PM »

well it explains his puffy chin. But he did adopt kids.

Nuriko · « **Reply #52 on:** May 30, 2005, 08:02:09 PM »

Only to make them star in Willow 2, 90% of which will be done by computer anyway.

Derrick · « **Reply #53 on:** May 30, 2005, 09:20:20 PM »

Oh I hope so. They need to get Viggo Mortenson to play Madighan.

B E C K · « **Reply #54 on:** Jun 01, 2005, 10:58:00 PM »

What, did Val get that fat already?

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #55 on:** Jun 02, 2005, 09:45:55 AM »

Just saw it through not so legal means, and here's my take:
Actionwise I gotta give some props to Lucas. Seein' Ol R2 beat up a couple of those droids was pretty cool, especially when he lit two of them on fire. The Lightsaber battles were cool too, Especially the Yoda/Palpatine one. I am of the belief Yoda could've beaten him.
And Anakin got t3h fuxxored.

Plotwise: Not so good. Dialogue? Cheesy at parts and totally bad. "I've got the high ground!" Feh. The Thing where Anakin kills all the kids, seems...I dunno...And Windu got his hand chopped off...kind of saw that coming.

Derrick · « **Reply #56 on:** Jun 02, 2005, 11:22:33 AM »

I liked the highground part, it was symbolic. Obiwan was safe, and Anakin was teetering on the edge. He could forsake the hatred and ask obi wan to help him back up to safety, or he could risk using the darkside to save himself. The lesson was the darkside fucks you over, and leaves you a tall, scottish man in a leather suit.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #57 on:** Jun 02, 2005, 04:30:39 PM »

With the manly voice of James Earl Jones, so it might be an even trade off there in Anakin's case.

Derrick · « **Reply #58 on:** Jun 02, 2005, 04:36:39 PM »

except James Earl Jones is a stutterer.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #59 on:** Jun 02, 2005, 04:44:27 PM »

That's what the Helmet is for, INSTANT EDITING!

Author Topic: Episode 3 (Read 18493 times)

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